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Is This a College?

Chapter 11: The Next Time?

If I'm dead than this sucks. I'm in a dark void right now and all I see is endless darkness. Not a light in the distance. If this is what it's like to be dead then this sucks. I'd rather not spend eternity here. It is times like these I wonder what I did to deserve this. I wonder if Haruna even called an ambulance. Not like that matters now.

Well at least I had proper time to analyze the life and friends I had. I lived and grew up normally, was raised to fight only for defending, and had a small amount of friends. Overall, an average life. My friends were all good to me despite the insults and mocking feeling I got from them, they had a trait better than any other. Loyalty. They stood by me in bad times. I even loved one of them.

Eucliwood Hellscythe.

She was great, she was spectacular, she was beautiful, and because I was too slow she might be dead.

The darkness is beginning to consume me. I'm feeling light and I feel like I'm floating above ground like a helium balloon. I had the option to truly leave this place.

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No.

No, not yet.

I'm not dead yet.

I am not going to let it end here in some endless void.

I don't even know if Eu is alive. I need to know. Were these efforts in that fight for nothing?

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up damn it!

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Why the hell can't I wake up?

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WAKE UP!

"Wake up, Ayumu!" came a voice from the darkness.

I was coming to my senses. I saw a blurry and bright room. I could distinctly make out four figures to the side of my vision.

"He's waking up!" came the same voice from before.

When my sight finally came back to me, I was being strangle-hugged by Haruna with Seraphim, Sarasvati, and Yuki smiling on the sidelines with red and puffy eyes.

When Haruna released me, I got a better sight of where I was. A hospital room… Okay, now I really have déjà vu. I smiled weakly and said, "Good to see you guys."

Before they could say anything else I had said immediately, "Where's Eu?"

They looked to me sadly when Sarasvati said, "She's in the next room recovering right now."

I sighed in relief. None of what had happened had been for nothing. I looked at all of my friends, excluding Eu and smiled warmly to them. It faltered quickly when I quickly asked, "What about Kyoko?"

Seraphim had breathed deeply before saying, "She's under operation at the current moment. It is unknown if she will have any long lasting injuries."

Haruna puffed her cheeks, "If you ask me, it was just what she deserved."

I looked to Haruna and said, "Haruna, no one deserves to be killed by anyone else."

"But didn't she try to kill you?" she snapped.

I didn't know how to respond to that. She had tried to kill me and Eu, but I still believed murder was wrong. I was going to say something but just decided to quiet. I didn't even know what to say.

Before another word could be spoken, a nurse had poked her head through the door and said, "Pardon me, but visiting hours are ending."

With that, they had said their 'goodbyes' and 'get wells' before they left. I may be tired, but I didn't want to sleep. I don't want to sleep and end back up in that limbo of a void. Before any other thoughts could register in my mind, I had fallen asleep against my own will.

The next time I saw Eu was when the local police investigators had interrogated me, Eu and Kyoko. My interview had to have been at least two hours. Despite the short experience of that fight, they barraged me with questions like 'Did you provoke her to do this?' or 'How do we know you weren't the one with the knife first?' and even 'Are you positive that student is responsible for you injury?'

Eu's interview lasted only a solid half-hour and a recovering Kyoko's interview lasted about forty-five minutes. It was official, there was no justice when it came to the opposite sex. Nonetheless, it sounded like both accounts, plus some forensic evidence found, was enough to charge Kyoko with attempt in murder. The first time I had a real conversation with Eu was probably two weeks after the whole event.

We had merely discussed our survival and the luck we had. The first time we were affectionate with each other again was after the court case, exactly three months after the incident. Kyoko was charged with second degree assault and attempt in murder and will be subjected to therapy and after treatment will be judged for her years in prison.

When Eu and I talked, she merely walked towards me and held me close. I, like the proper boyfriend I am, did the same.

The next time I saw my parents my mother had been crying and refused to release me from her embrace. My father had a small present ready for me.

The time I had graduated from college, an additional two years past since the incident and I had become the graduated programmer I wanted to be.

The six of us had met after the ceremony, our bags already packed in our dorms and buses ready to take us to meeting points for our parents to take us home.

It was hard, but we all said our goodbyes, in our same and special fashion.

"Don't be a stranger, stupid," from Haruna.

"Try not to disgrace the world you piece of shit," from Seraphim

"Keep in touch," from Yuki.

"Don't let the world change you," from Sarasvati.

When it came to Eu, I shushed her and said, "In thirty days I want you to take a bus here. I will meet you at the front entrance. Until then you'll have to wait."

She was confused, as expected, but nodded and said, "You better be there."

With that we all began to pile on to our own buses to home.

The next time I saw Eu was at the entrance of the college. Before saying anything to her I pulled something out of my pocket.

The next time I said something to Eu… was when I proposed to her… When she said yes… when we kissed.

Though my story of college ended there, my story on life was just beginning.

I sit in my chair thinking, 'I should probably get back to that assignment'. It was the crying in the other room that had drawn me from my thoughts. I stood from my chair and left my living room. I walked through the hallway to the baby blue room. To see a woman with white hair and blue eyes holding and cradling a small bundle in her arms.

I just smiled and whispered to her, "How is he?"

Eu smiled and whispered back, "Perfect."

What was perfect, some people might ask. To them, I would answer 'My life, my wife, my child, and the friends I have, who visit or the friends who we email, everything was perfect.

"Ayumu, there's something else you should know," I heard her say. I nodded my head for her to continue, "There's going to be another little Aikawa running around this house."

The implied message hit me like a train. It was times like this I had to truly ask myself…

'Is this a dream?'

(A/N): Ending, FAQ, stuff- The duck in the truck who hit a buck didn't give a f**k.

Wow… the ending of my first story… I'm honestly kind of sad but at the same time relieved to move onto different projects. Oh yeah, there won't be a sad ending. Why? Because I don't want to anymore… and laziness.

If you have any questions, there will be an additional chapter based on this story, what's next and even a little information on myself.

All in all, I'd rate this story a 6/10. It had a descent plot, but was rushed with grammar errors every now and then and had some out of character things in it. This will evaluated in the next chapter.

-Jared (Spazeman)