Thanks to fd-hp-ECluvr for the ideas on this one. Those who also gave me ideas, do not fret. They shall be coming up in the next chapters. Enjoy :)
Disclaimer: If you recognise them from somewhere else, there not mine.
~Royal entering chatroom~
~GoblinsGold entering chatroom~
~Scales entering chatroom~
Scales says:
Hey Bill. How things in London?
GoblinsGold says:
Rubbish.
Why is your name scales, Charlie?
You haven't mated with a dragon have you?
Scales says:
Oh, shut up.
Of course not!
Why's yours GoblinsGold?
GoblinsGold says:
Cause I get gold and work with goblins, dummy!
Scales says:
You still work with those creepy little things?
GoblinsGold says:
Yes, I do.
And there not creepy, there very intelligent.
Smarter than dragons.
Scales says:
No way!
Goblins = Ugly
Dragons = smart
GoblinsGold says:
How are dragons smart?
Do they calculate the distance away from you they are, so they can get the correct projectory when they breathe fire at you?
Royal says:
As entertaining as this is...
...could you shut up?
Scales says:
No. No. No. No.
Dragons rock!!
GoblinsGold says:
Kingsley got told.
What are you doing on here anyway?
Royal says:
Tonks kept nagging me.
And neither are smart, my teddy bear is smarter than both of them put together.
GoblinsGold says:
You have a teddy bear?
Scales says:
What's he called?
Mr. cuddles?
*snigger*
Royal says:
Fluffy, actually.
GoblinsGold says:
Oh yes, and thats not remotely embarassing.
Your a grown man Kingsley.
Why do you still have a teddy?
Scales says:
Do you still have a Merlin night light?
GoblinsGold says:
No that's you Charlie.
Scales says:
Shut up!
Royal says:
And the truth is revealed.
+ atleast i'm not infatuated with big, scaly dragons.
Big teeth, lots of fire.
No wonder your single.
GoblinsGold says:
LMAO!!
Scales says:
You can talk.
Your still single, and your older than me.
What's 'LMAO' mean?
GoblinsGold says:
Laughing my arse off
Scales says:
Oh.
~RubberDuck entering chatroom~
RubberDuck says:
Hello boys!
What are you discussing?
GoblinsGold says:
Hey dad.
Charlies licks dragon's arse!
And Kingsley has a Teddy bear named Fluffy!
Scales says:
Bills eloping with a Goblin!
RubberDuck says:
Eh, Bill, you have my blessing.
Hey Kingsley. What exactly is the function of a teddy bear?
Royal says:
Cuddling up to mainly.
And they make good presents too.
RubberDuck says:
They sound interesting.
GoblinsGold says:
I am not marrying a Goblin!
Just because you wish human/dragon relationships were legal.
Scales says:
I do not.
I just believe dragons are smart and more approachable creatures than goblins.
GoblinsGolds says:
Oh, of course.
Cause a goblin breathes fire at you when you approach it, whereas a dragon purrs like a little pussy cat.
Only a complete nutter would want to work with them.
Scales says:
You did NOT just call me a nutter!
GoblinsGold says:
Oh yes I did.
Scales says:
DRAGONS RULE!!!
GoblinsGold says:
No Goblins rule!!
Dragons are evil!
Scales says:
So are Goblins.
GoblinsGold says:
Aha. So you admit dragons are evil?
Scales says:
Yes
No.
Huh?
Royal says:
There both evil dammit!
Find something nice to like.
Scales says:
Like a teddy?
*snigger*
GoblinsGold says:
Charlie can't do that.
He has too many already.
He'd have no where to put it.
RubberDuck says:
Boys!
Royal says:
It was fun chating, but i'm out of here.
RubberDuck says:
Ok, bye.
Scales says:
Say hello to Fluffy for us
Royal says:
Will do.
Stupid red haired morons.
Scales says:
I think I speak for red heads around the world when I say 'HEY!!'
+To that statement.
~Royal has left the chatroom~
GoblinsGold says:
The best you could come up with was 'Hey!!'
How am I even related to you.
Scales says:
Well, I certainly won't describe how it happened.
Or draw diagrams.
Or show you pictures.
Work it out yourself
RubberDuck says:
I never knew my sons hated eachother
And I won't explain how you two became related, either!
Scales says:
We don't hate eachother.
And I already know!
GoblinsGold says:
We're actually pretty good mates.
Scales says:
But when it comes to Dragons Vs. Goblins
GoblinsGold says:
It's war.
RubberDuck says:
Ok then...
Should I tell your mother about this?
Scales says:
NO!!
She'll make me come over, I can't leave my dragons now.
They're in the middle of mating season, everything has to go right.
GoblinsGold says:
*Snigger*
Which ones are you father too?
Scales says:
None
She'll make you come home too, tie you to a chair and cut off you hair.
GoblinsGold says:
She wouldn't!!
No, dad. Don't tell Mum.
Please, i'm begging.
~KnittersUnite entering chatroom~
KnittersUnite says:
Afternoon boys!
Scales says:
Hey mum.
GoblinsGold says:
Hi.
RubberDuck says:
Hello dear.
KnittersUnite says:
Arthur, why is your name RubberDuck?
RubberDuck says:
Well, dear, I like rubber ducks.
Scales says:
Yeah mum, he's infatuated with them.
GoblinsGold says:
Yeah, he nicked my small yellow one the other day.
He was mean, mummy.
KnittersUnite says:
Really?
Arthur, how could you steal from our children?
RubberDuck says:
I did no such thing. I merely borrowed it.
Without permission.
And with no intention of giving it back.
GoblinsGold says:
WHAT!!!?
You mean you actually took it!
I wasn't making it up?
KnittersUnite says:
Oh, so you were lying to me?
*menacing eyes*
Scales says:
Charlie chuckles.
LMAO!
GoblinsGold says:
Well, I need to be going.
Work.
You know, with the goblins.
...And Fleur.
*sigh*
KnittersUnite says:
Who's Fleur?
GoblinsGold says:
No-one.
Gotta go.
Bye
~GoblinsGold has just left the chatroom~
Scales says:
Well, that was fun.
KnittersUnite says:
Do you know who Fleur is, Charlie?
Scales says:
Works at Gringotts.
Bill's Girlfriend.
They sneak around and make-out in the vaults.
And I'm pretty sure that he had forbidden me from revealing all of the above.
Hmmmm...
KnittersUnite says:
What?
My little Bill has a girlfriend?
Oh no no no.
RubberDuck says:
Molly, you can't meddle
She's probably really nice.
Right Charlie.
Scales says:
She's french.
KnittersUnite says:
Right that's it.
I'm signing out.
RubberDuck says:
Why?
KnittersUnite says:
I feel a certain urge to give Gringotts a visit.
RubberDuck says:
Molly, No!
Knittersunite says:
Too late.
RubberDuck says:
Atleast let me come with you?
Scales says:
I have dragons to tend to.
Bye
KnittersUnite says:
Alright Arthur, but get a move on.
Scales says:
And i'm ignored.
~Scales has left the chatroom~
RubberDuck says:
I'll meet you at Gringotts in 5 mins.
KnittersUnite says:
Hurry up!
~KnittersUnite has left the chatroom~
RubberDuck says:
*Sigh*
Poor Bill.
Neither Dragons nor Goblins rule, because Muggles are best of all!
~RubberDuck has left the chatroom~
I think Arthur has a point there, don't you? Please review, it'll brighten my day! xx