Chapter 16
Santana really doesn't want to be home right now. Her ENTIRE family is sitting in her living room chatting with her girlfriend and passing her baby around like some type of joint. Her mom had said only her aunt Silvia and uncle Juan were coming. So why the hell was she sitting in a room with thirty other people with the last name Lopez?
"Santana, your girlfriend is perfecto. Marry her!" Her great aunt Francia told her.
"I plan on it, Tia." Santana smirked with Rachel blushed.
"Oh Mario is so adorable! I just want to dunk him in chocolate and eat him up!" Her aunt Silvia rejoiced. Santana saw Rachel's eyes widen a little at her aunt's words and Santana couldn't help but chuckled.
"Please don't. I would miss him too much." Maria added in.
"So Rachel, I heard you were going to be on Broadway." Uncle David smiled sweetly. No one ever talked about the fact that they all thought David was gay. He never dated or said anything about it, but the whole family knew. Lopez's were very accepting.
"Yes, I want to be just like the great Barbra Streisand." Rachel smiled her perfect smile and Santana's heart swelled.
"Oh! She was on that movie Meet the Fockers right?" Santana's ex girlfriend Maribel asked. She had been a friend of the family's for a while due to grandma Lopez and Maribel's grandma being best friends. Santana had known her for her entire life. The instant Rachel saw Maribel, she was jealous. Maribel was the perfect definition of Hispanic women. Tan skin, perfect hair, big brown eyes, and the perfect body. She was model like.
"Yeah. She was." Rachel smiled politely. She wanted nothing more than to grab the girl by her hair and drag her out of the house, but Santana still called Maribel one of her best friends and they had been giggling about little thing ever since she had gotten there. Much to Rachel's disapproval.
"I loved her. She was the one who was talking about sex the entire movie right?" Maribel laughed.
"Aye dios mio! Maribel you are always talking about sex!" Santana laughed. Maribel laughed along with her.
"She's a dirty girl!" Santana's 17 year old cousin, Julio chuckled.
"Sólo para Santana!" Silvia added.
"Puede culparla sin embargo? Ella ha estado enamorada de Santana desde que tenía seis años de edad!" Julio said.
"Hey, let's not talk about this!" Maribel blushed.
"¿Qué es Maribel mal? Con miedo de admitir que estabas enamorada de Santana? O usted todavía está en amor con Santana?" Maria laughed.
"No, yo sólo creo que es difícil hablar de esto delante de su novia! Y su hijo!" Maribel added back.
"Sí chicos, estoy sentado aquí mismo!" Santana said.
"Okay, let's stop talking about that. Now Santana, are you excited for Mario to grow up and you can teach him things like the guitar and how to catch a football?" One of Santana's uncles, Hector, asked.
"I am! I just want to him to be the perfect man." Santana told her family making them all smile and Rachel couldn't help but feel proud that this was the woman she was going to raise Mario with.
"And he will be. He's going to be raised in an amazing family by two amazing women." Silvia added.
"Yeah, and Santana." Julio laughed. Maribel let out a loud cackle and gave Julio a high five.
"I was talking about Santana." Silvia corrected her son.
"Yeah Julio, you're just jealous because no girl is ever going to want to have a baby with you. All you do is play video games in your underwear. Just a lonely little virgin." Santana smirked.
"Santana! That was rude! Apologize!" Rachel scolded.
"Yeah Santana, listen to your girlfriend." Julio smirked.
"At least I have one." Santana smirked again and this time Rachel slapped her arm.
"Aw you two are just like a married couple already." David cooed.
"In other words, Santana is whipped!" Maribel laughed loudly again which in turn frightened Mario. He let out a loud wail and began squirming in Silvia's arms.
"Look at what you did. You scared him." Santana playfully scolded Maribel.
"I'm sorry. My laugh is kinda loud." Maribel actually managed to sound sincere.
"Here, I'll take him. He's probably ready to eat anyway." Rachel smiled at her girlfriend's family.
"Are you breast feeding?" Silvia asked.
"I breast feed twice a day. Once when he wakes up and before bed. Due to his very sensitive stomach he has to have a special type of formula during the day. Or else he gets an upset stomach." Rachel explained.
"Is there a reason why he has a sensitive stomach?"
"The doctor said it was due to the fact that this was a teen pregnancy. There was bound to be a few problems. Thank god it was nothing serious." Santana told them and they all nodded. Rachel walked into the kitchen to grab a bottle for Mario.
"Well I'm glad you two had sex and got pregnant. Now we have another perfect addition to the Lopez family. I cannot wait to show all the girls at my job and have them be super jealous. They all want one of the younger people in their family to have a baby." Silvia cheered.
"Tia, you're crazy. I just hope my son doesn't get kidnapped by some jealous old lady." Santana said causing Maribel to laugh again.
"Seriously you need a muzzle. You're laugh is making me deaf." Julio complained.
"Oh deal with it. I laugh loud. So what? It's better than you when you're alone in your room. Don't think we all don't hear you." Maribel shot back and Julio turned a dark shade of red.
"Am I really that loud?"
"You could be a little quieter son." Juan told his son.
"Ha! That's gotta be embarrassing!" Santana laughed.
"Oh shut up San! Not everyone can lose their virginity at 15!" Julio shot back.
"Dude, shut the fuck up!" Santana yelled.
"Oh please Santana, everyone knows you and Brittany were having sex when you were 15. Do you really think you two hid it well? All those time you would both look at each other and then hurry out of the room not be seen for a good two hours. We knew." Maria explained.
"Heck I cheered you on every time. You truly are a Lopez." Juan looked proud. "Now I just have to find some for my son."
"No! My baby is just fine a virgin!" Silvia shot back.
"Mom, that's embarrassing."
"For me too. My son is a virgin. I lost my virginity at 14 and so did you."
"EW! Tio that is super gross! I didn't need to know that." Santana looked disgusted.
"Oh please Santana, everyone knew when you lost your virginity. You had a gigantic smile on your face for at least a week." Juan said.
"Can we stop talking about that? Rachel gets uncomfortable when we talk about the past." Santana told him.
"Oh, Lo siento . But you should hook Julio up. His left hand isn't going to last him forever."
"Dad!"
"And with that, I'm going to go help my girlfriend feed my son." Santana chuckled.
Santana climbed up the stairs to her room. She really hoped Rachel didn't feel weird about having Maribel there and her entire family talking about the thing they had.
"Rach?" Santana called into her bedroom.
"Yeah hun?" Rachel called back. She was sitting on the bed with Mario sitting on her lap greedily sucking on the bottle that was in his mouth.
"Hey. I hope my family didn't scare you off." Santana said with a small smile on her face as she sat next to Rachel and kissed her cheek.
"No, I like them. Even Maribel."
"Really? I know she can be a bit much, but beside Brittany she's my best friend." Santana explained.
"I know. It's nice to finally put a face to the description you gave me of her. She's gorgeous."
"Yeah, but she's no you." Santana told her and Rachel blushed.
"You sound like a corny Jesse McCartney song, but thank you." Rachel blushed.
"Oh you think I sound like him now?" Santana got up and picked up her acoustic guitar from the stand by her computer and sat back on the bed. "Check this out."
"They got a lotta girls
Who know they got it going on
But nothing's ever a comparison to you
Now can't you see that your the only one I really want
And everything I need
Is everything you do?
Any girl walk by, don't matter
'Cause your looking so much better
Don't ever need to get
Caught up in jealousy
She could be a super-model
Every magazine... the cover
She'll never, ever mean a thing to me...
She's no you... oh, no
You give me more than I could ever want
She's no you... oh, no
I'm satisfied with the one I've got
'cause your all the girl
That I've ever dreamed
She's only a picture on a magazine
She's no you... she's no you
They got a lot of girls
Who dance in all the videos
But Ipreferthe way you do,
The way you move
You're more than beautiful
And I just wanna let you know
That all I ever need
Is what I've got with you
Any girl walk by, don't matter
Every time your looking better
I think your perfect
There ain't nothing I would change
She could be a super-model
Every magazine... the cover
She'll never, ever take my heart away
No one's ever gonna get to me
Oh, the way you do
Now baby can't you see
That you're the one... the only one
Who's ever made me feel this way?
Nothings ever coming even close
No one's ever been comparable to you
I don't want nothing I don't got
I don't need nothing but you
I can't get more than you give me
Don't stop anything you do.
Your all that... all that, and then some
You know what... just what I need
And no girl, no place and no where
Could mean a thing to me."
"You're amazing Santana." Rachel said through tears. Santana leaned in and gave Rachel multiple small kisses.
"To be completely honest, I have no idea how I even know every word to that song. When I had a mad crush on you, every time I heard that song you'd be in my mind. I guess it just stuck." Santana chuckled, putting the guitar back on its stand.
"Or maybe you're amazing. When your family leaves I'll reward you." Rachel winked and Santana could feel herself twitch a little at the thought.
"Deal. Now give me Mario. I need to make sure he isn't traumatized from all the kisses he got down there." Santana said with a serious face.
"He's fine. He loves the attention."
"I bet he does. You're his mother, and you love attention most of all."
"Shut up. You act like you don't like attention." Santana scoffed and took the baby from Rachel's arms.
"That's not true. The only time I like attention is in the bedroom with you. In Glee club, getting attention is like getting a physical. Awkward and unwanted." This made Rachel laugh.
"You're a something else. Now I have a question. What were they talking about down there?" Rachel asked.
"When?"
"When they were talking in Spanish."
Santana sighed and began burping Mario. "They were talking about Maribel and I."
"What about you two?"
"About our relationship. They didn't want you to be upset so they talked so you couldn't understand them, but they didn't say anything bad. They were just saying that they though she still had a crush on me, she said that she didn't. That's all."
"Are you sure?"
"Positive." Santana smiled and Rachel smiled back.
"Okay. Let's go back down there so we can tell them about the accident and then they can leave. I want to get my sexytime on!" Santana said in her fake ghetto accent. Rachel nodded and they went back down the stairs.
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So now you know Santana's family. I hope Julio gets some action soon! I hope you all weren't too bored during this episode!
Anyone willing to send me some smut scenes for either one of my stories for BrittanyXSantana, QuinnXSantana, or RachelXSantana I will gladly give you a sneak peek to that story. I"ve been writing quite a lot! You'll want to know what's going on trust me!
Until next time,
LeeleeRm