A/N: Hello to the few of you that I know are out there waiting patiently for an update. Thank you for showing interest in the story. I mean for it to be so very random and fun. I know that Crossovers don't get as much action as the regular stories do, but I know that those of you that follow my usual writing will enjoy the folly I have planned.

Enjoy!

Chapter 2: It Had Better Be Aliens

"Danny, I need to talk to you!" Steve stated as he popped his head out of his office door and then disappeared back inside.

"Oh Brah, you are in trouble." Kono teased from her place beside Danny.

Danny shook his head and rolled his eyes before leaving Kono alone at the smart table.

"What?" Danny asked as he fell into one of the chairs in front of Steve's desk. "No, wait, let me guess. Aliens. It's Aliens this time isn't it?" he asked sarcastically. "It had better be aliens or big foot because I'm swamped out there wrapping cases and getting back logged desk work done while you sit in here and daydream."

"It's not aliens, its Frank Delano," Steve stated. "And I wasn't daydreaming."

"Oh that bastard is as good as an alien. Has he resurfaced?" Danny asked, "And yes, I saw you staring into nothingness and drumming a pen on your desk. You were daydreaming!"

"I've been making travel plans for all of us. We are heading to California to help NCIS with a case. A case involving our boy Frank and three murdered naval officers; two are still missing," Steve explained.

"Whoa, wait, Hetty called you?" Danny asked nervously.

"No, Sam called, why?"

"Because Hetty is scary," Danny stated with a sigh.

"I'm telling her you named the Camaro after her," Steve smirked.

"No, please don't. She'll use some secretly patented mind melting technique on me and my brain will explode inside my skull!" Danny stated seriously, "she can do shit like that Steve, she's like…a mutant or something. She's like Professor Xavier."

"We'll you're really going to have to suck up to her and get on her good side because you're going to see her tomorrow. We are booked on the next flight out. I need you to run over to the coroner's office and pick up Max while I rally the troops here." Steve instructed.

Danny looked at Steve quizzically, "why" he asked.

"Because we are going to Comic Con while we are in California!" Steve stated with excitement as he handed his tablet to Danny, "we're also going to surprise our scientist friends by showing up with Pizza for Pizza and Vintage Video Game night." Steve beamed proudly.

Danny watched Steve questioningly.

"What"

"Three naval officers are dead, Frank managed to get off the islands, and NCIS called to get our help and you're more interested in pizza with Sheldon and the guys?" Danny asked and shook his head before standing up and heading for the door.

"Learn to have a little fun Danny!" Steve shouted at Danny's back as he left Steve's office.

"Maybe I could have some fun if you would get some work done around here!" Danny yelled back and slammed the door.

"What's going on?" Kono asked quizzically as Danny came out of the office and walked right past her.

"I'm not really sure," Danny sighed. "I'm going to let Superman try and explain it to you to see if you see it the same way he does," Danny added and walked right out of the office as Kono turned to look at Steve and he waved her into his office.

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"You've got to be kidding" Amy stated excitedly when Penny had told her girlfriends about Steve and the crew from Five-O

"And all he said was he needs a 6am pick up?" Bernadette asked.

"Yup," Penny smiled and poured out the wine for her friends.

"How mysterious it all seems," Amy smiled.

"So Bernadette, I'm going to need you to sneak away tomorrow morning because they aren't all going to fit in my car!" Penny stated.

"You can pick me up on the way to meet Penny," Amy added. "Just because I don't drive doesn't mean I'm going to be left out of the intrigue." Amy stated when Penny shot her a look of confusion. "You weren't thinking of leaving me behind, were you?" Amy asked with a pout painted across her face.

"Oh God no!" Penny stated and back peddled, "you are the brains of this operation. How are we going to sneak Bernadette away from Howard without giving the whole plot away?" she asked.

"This is going to be difficult." Amy sighed.

"Why, you two are geniuses. Can't you think of something?" Penny asked.

"Remember the Wildebeest debacle? Bernadette is a terrible liar," Amy stated.

"It's true, I really am," Bernadette sighed.

"Just tell Howard you have to head into the lab early to get results for a sleep study. If he protests, tell him you have 25 men wired in and you're waiting to see if they wake up with erections due to the placebo you gave them under the pretext that it was a pill designed to aid with their erectile dysfunction." Penny stated sarcastically.

"That actually might work, bestie, you're a genius!" Amy stated after several uncomfortable moments of silence.

"And then you can actually go into work once we've dropped the guys off at the location Steve is going to text to me." Penny smiled.

"A top secret drop location?" Amy asked excitedly, "how very mysterious."

"I guess," Penny sighed.

"Oh, my friends, I believe there may be adventure afoot!" Amy smiled.

"Ooh" Bernadette added excitedly.

Penny rolled her eyes.

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Danny walked into the medical center and as always found his way easily to the second floor where Max's office could be found. At the door to the office Danny found two bags waiting and Max, divest of his lab coat, but seated and playing a jolly Irish jig on the piano.

"Top of the morning you yah," Max smiled as he spun around on the piano bench.

"It's after noon Max!" Danny stated.

"Oh but I am currently on holidays. An impromptu vacation to California; so I have already lost track of time," Max stated happily. "Thanks to Five-O and your efficiency, my calendar was clear and as you have inducted me into the task force already, I was so very happy to accept the invitation to come alone. I had a good chunk of holiday days back logged so I took them all as soon as Steve called." Max explained.

"So I'm guessing you heard all the good news before I did." Danny said sarcastically.

"Oh yes, I suppose that might be true," Max said as he jumped up and started shutting down his equipment. "You know I've always wanted to go to Comic Con but I've never had the opportunity to do so, until this morning when Commander McGarrett called and invited me to tag along on the mission, and to plan for the five of us to attend the convention at the end of our two weeks in California."

"Two weeks" Danny gasped.

"Oh I know, it's simply not enough time to plan for something as big as Comic Con but I'll manage." Max smiled. "Not to worry, Daniel, I'll have everything under control." He added as he grabbed his bags at the door. "Shall we go?" he asked with another smile.

"Yeah," Danny sighed, "and we're going to have to make a quick stop at my place so that I can grab my things for a two week stay on the mainland."

"Oh it's going to be glorious!" Max stated excitedly and Danny was sure he'd never seen the medical examiner quite so happy in all the time they had known one another.

A/N: I made reference to an episode of the Big Bang Theory in this chapter. For those of you who don't follow the show, in the episode Penny and Amy send Bernadette in as a spy when she and Howard are invited to have dinner with Leonard and his new girlfriend Pria. (Pria is Raj's sister) Amy believes that Pria is going to bad mouth Penny so she comes up with a plan to send Bernadette in to have her feed Pria and Leonard false information about Penny to make Penny seem so much better and to make Leonard jealous. It back fires when Bernadette gets flustered and can't handle lying anymore. The Episode is called 'the wildebeest implementation'. Bernadette is the Wildebeest.

I've also referenced another one of my stories in this chapter. It's called Hetty, you should read it. It's funny!