I never would have guessed how hard it would be to write while your English teacher is reading over your shoulder. Ha-ha, I think my friend wrote the same thing on her fan fiction while we were working in class. Even though she's (our teacher, not my friend) kind of strict (with girls who spend their time feeding virtual pet rocks on Google instead of working, trust me, the girl in front of be does that while I stare. When I look disgusted, that a sign to the teacher she's doing something she's not supposed to) she considers this a reasonable past time because it (and I quote) "strengths our ability to write" I'm pretty sure she'd be mad if she saw I was writing while she discussed her favorite topic; Poetry.
Anyways, I totally don't own Twilight, and unless Stephanie Meyers suddenly has a fit of madness and losses her mind, I never will.
Also I think Emmet t with make his appearance in the next chapter, or the one after that. I totally love Emmett to Deluded-but-sane. My friend and I already came up with a ton of great dares for him to do!
Oh, and if you don't understand what Alice dares Rosalie to do, wait for the next chapter when Alice makes some brand new rules.
Chapter 2: Movie Magic
"Alice didn't," Bella gasped, opening the door to the Cullen's home. The entire first room was cleared out. There wasn't anything in the room.
Well … there were about 20 mega-sized cameras, 40 spotlights, and in the corner, six large computers were set up, with a million different wires. In the center of the room was a large rug with four large sleeping bags sitting on it. Rosalie and Esme were sitting on the rugs, watching as Alice moved the large camera's and spotlights until they were all pointing to the rug. The raised area that usually had the piano on it was replaced with what looked oddly like a stage, with strobe lights set up.
"Yes, Bella, I did. The others deserve to see what they were missing. And besides, I had a vision that if I take these down, one will fall on you." Alice said, smiling happily at Bella who walked over to the large sleeping bags. Hers was blue and bedazzled with the word 'BELLA'. When one of the lights hit it, she almost went blind.
"ALICE!" She snapped. Said girl let go of the lights and turned three of them off. It wasn't helpful.
"Bella, Alice decided that, for the sake of everyone reading this, she's going to skip straight to the part they actually want, truth or dare." Esme said. She was reading off a small note card, and she obviously had no idea what Alice was thinking.
"What does she mean 'for the sake of everyone reading this'? " Bella asked, confused. Alice smiled and skipped over.
"The writer told me to say that!" Alice said, shrugging. Rosalie shook her head, upset now.
"'The writer said this, the writer said that. IF the writer tells you to throw Bella of a cliff, will you do it then Alice?" She asked, shaking her head. Alice paused.
"Right now, I don't think we have a choice," She said before pulling out a cell phone and punching in a few numbers.
"Who is she calling?" Bella asked. No one answered and Esme shook her head.
"Okay, the writer said that we are getting really off task, that were acting waaaaaay out of character, and that this is stupid …" Alice said, closing the phone.
"Okay, Alice, what are you doing about the truth or dare thing? Do you have a plan?" Bella asked. Alice disappeared for at least three seconds before coming back with a large bowl, filled with slips of paper.
"Everyone draws a slip of paper on their turn, and can dare whoever they pull." Alice explained. Bella tapped her foot and waited for a few seconds.
"That's the only rule?" She asked.
"Yep. Bella, you're playing with vampires. Our only rule is that you can't dare someone to expose our secret. Oh … I guess that we can make a new rule since you're playing now. Okay, no one can hurt Bella … seriously at least." Alice said, smiling. Bella glared at her.
"Alright, according the Alice, Emmett will be coming soon so we should start now." Esme said, sitting on her pillow. Bella plopped down next to her and Alice started punching random buttons on the computer. The camera's whirled to life and Alice dived into her sleeping bag before resurfacing.
"Okay, because I'm the one who organized this, I get to go first." Alice declared before grabbing a card from the bowl. She didn't even look at it before speaking.
"First dare is for Rosalie. Rosalie, I dare you to … no that one is for later … Okay, well, yours is for later, you can't go within six feet of Emmet when he gets here later." Alice said. Bella shook her head, thinking that wasn't the best dare Alice could have come up with. Alice looked at her and beamed. Bella guessed that there was something that she didn't know that would make Rosalie upset later.
"I agree with the look on Bella's face. Alice, that was really dumb." Rosalie told her. Obviously, the blond didn't agree with Bella's worry.
"We're going in a circle, so its Bella's turn next." Alice said when Rosalie reached for the slips of paper. Rose sat back, and crossed her arms in a huff.
"Umm, mines for Rosalie too." Bella said, wishing she could have gotten anyone else. Alice would wait and not be that mean, Esme would be nice about it, but Rosalie would get revenge.
"Bella, remember out conversation earlier today?" Alice asked, raising her eye brows. Bella thought back.
Don't touch the clothes Bella. She had been talking about her clothes then … so maybe she was trying to tell her too…
"Rosalie, I dare you to give all of your clothes to Goodwill!" Bella said. At the same time, Alice screamed 'NO' and Bella realized she had pretty much misinterpreted the meaning of her words. Rosalie looked like she was in shock. Esme poked her and she fell over like a piece of wood.
"Bella, do you know how much you just changed the way tonight is going to go? Why didn't you listen to me?" Alice asked her, shaking her head while Rosalie slowly regained her wits.
"But you were talking about your clothes!" Bella said, shaking her head in anger. Alice glared at her.
"The clothes should refer to any one's clothes!" Alice wailed. Rosalie was standing up and Alice picked her phone up.
"Yes, this is Alice Cullen. Go ahead and bring in the truck." She sighed. Rosalie glared at her, but she went up to her room, coming back with a tower of clothes. She sat them on the floor and walked back up. Then she brought more clothes. Then she walked back up. Then she brought more clothes … and over and over and over again. Most of the cameras were blocked by clothes.
"The truck is here. Bella, go tell the drivers that they're going to need to help us." Alice said, standing by the window.
About an hour later
"Okay, then, that's the last of it, minus what we need for the rest of the dares." Alice said, sitting down. About twelve items of clothing were left that still belonged to Rosalie. The truck drivers were standing and looking at the clothes in amazement.
"Bye-Bye then, that should be all we need you for tonight." Esme told the drivers who got in their car and left. Rosalie was seething and glaring at Bella. Alice had her eyes closed, thinking about the new dares everyone was coming up with.
"Umm, Rosalie … I guess it's your turn now." Alice said. Rosalie picked up a card.
"What the hell Alice? A blank card? Did you plan this?" Rosalie wailed. Alice sighed and sat back, grinning.
"Okay, then, Esme, your turn." She said. Rosalie was staring at her in shock, her mouth wide open. Alice smiled back at her, at total peace.
"You know what Alice –"Rosalie began before Esme cut her off.
"Don't fight Rosalie, it's just one turn. You said you weren't even that excited about the game when Alice told you." Esme pointed out. Rosalie sat back in a huff and crossed her arms.
"Okay, then, I got Alice." Esme said when she picked the card. Alice paused, before relaxing.
"Alice… I dare you to … let Bella and Rosalie throw rocks at your Porsche." Esme said. Alice's jaw fell to her neck as she waited. Apparently, Esme had changed her mind at the very last second. Rosalie looked thrilled and Bella was faintly surprised.
"Wow Esme … since when have you been so … evil?" Bella asked, confused.
"Bella, how many times as Alice mentioned that car to you?" Esme asked. Bella paused before Alice answered first, "37".
"She's been going easy on you then. Rosalie and I have heard about her car about ………………… well, to put it nicely, we lost count. And we have perfect memories." Esme told her. Alice glared and picked up a portable camera.
"Don't worry about it Bella. I'm sure that something will happen to the Volvo, and the BMW is definitely going to be either burned, pushed off a cliff, or smashed sometime tonight. I'm not that sure about the Jeep." Alice said, not looking as happy as she sounded. Bella walked out to the garage and blinked at the amount of rocks Rosalie had gathered in about three seconds. She had gotten boulders for herself, and smaller ones for Bella. Rosalie grabbed a bolder and hurled it. Alice wailed and Bella picked up a smaller rock. She got a little closer to the car and threw it.
CRASH
"Oh shit." Bella gasped. To no one's surprise she had missed completely. She was, like, a mile off her set mark. And the Porsche wasn't even that small.
But, being her, she had hit the side of the Volvo, which was probably going to be totaled due to the fact that the rock had wiped out the steering wheel (FWI, I know a total of nothing about cars, so if something like that is really minor damage, just think of the worst possible thing that could happen to the car, and then multiply it by then). Rosalie looked like it was Christmas.
"Bella, you're strong enough to do some seriously damage. Now turn this way, and when you throw it, it will probably hit the right car." She said, glancing towards her own car in worry. Alice looked much happier. Bella threw a second rock and it hit the Porsche. Alice was upset again. Rosalie picked up another bolder, and threw it. Bella picked another rock and it hit the Porsche. But, of course, something went flying and hit the jeep.
"Alice, did you make sure it was going to do this ahead of time?" Bella asked. Alice shook her head.
"No, it's not my fault you have bad luck. My car is effectively destroyed, so we can go inside and see what Rosalie can come up with," Alice turned and stomped off in a huff. Rosalie looked at the car before throwing another bolder and walking away. Bella looked at the jeep and the Volvo before following Esme inside.
Next time, Rosalie gets to dare Bella. And well, Bella's going to cry a little! Also, Alice gets to change the rules around … because … she's just like that!