Now, while the Volvo won't be touched, Rosalie's car is going down!

I don't own Twilight (DUH)

Four Head's are Better than Rosalie's

"Rosalie, out of the room while we come up with something. And don't even think of running!" Alice said, standing up. Rosalie stormed out of the room and went up to her own, sitting down on the bed and sulking.

"So, what are we going to make her do?" Alice asked, sitting back down and facing the other three. Bella's hand shot up.

"I saw we leave her here and go get something to eat!" She said. No one paid her attention seeing as they didn't need to eat.

"I say we don't do anything to her!" Esme said, bouncing up and down while her bunny ear's flopped.

"That is soooo stupid!" Emmett told her, rolling his eyes. Esme grabbed a metal pole from out of nowhere and hit him on the head with it.

"No, it's not! We paint her car neon yellow with bright green highlights!" Esme said, striking a super-girl pose.

"So, what should we do?" Alice asked, turning her back on Esme and turning to the other too.

"I kind of like Esme's idea." Bella told her. Alice stamped her foot.

"But I wanted to do that! Fine, I'll go get the balloons." She said, storming off.

"Balloons? Alice, not one person said anything about balloons!" Esme screamed so loudly, Rosalie must have heard her without even trying. Alice turned around and put her hands on her waist.

"Everyone go out in the garage. I'll get Rosalie and the balloons. You'll understand later." Alice said, sniffing and stalking off. Bella walked to the car and Emmett dragged Esme out.

"YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN IT! YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN IT!!" Esme wailed loudly.

"Bella, did Alice tell you to bring a straight jacket?" Emmett asked innocently. Bella glared.

"Why would I own one?" She demanded.

"No reason."

"We're here! Come on, let's throw!" Bella turned around as Alice and Rosalie came down, holding a crate of pain filled balloons.

"I WANNA THROW, I WANNA THROW!" Esme squealed, running to the crate. Alice and Rosalie pushed her away and Emmett held her back.

"I'm the only one who can ruin my car unless Bella wants to throw some. I don't care if someone else's car (the only car's left are Carlisle Mercedes and Edwards slightly damaged Volvo) gets hit with a balloon." Rosalie said, grabbing a balloon and hurling it. It was a yellow one and it hit the red car, dead on. She picked up another one and it was green. The colors looked like snot.

"EWWWWWW!" Emmet, Bella, and Esme said together. Rosalie made a choking sound and threw another balloon, and another, and another, and another.

"No, it's on the interior!" Rosalie wailed as she was getting to the end of the balloons.

"I looks … gross." Emmett said, shaking his head and rolling his eyes.

"NO, IT WOULD LOOK WORSE IF I PAINTED IT!" Esme said. She seemed to not know what the words 'inside voice' meant anymore.

"I'm done. Are you all happy now?" Rosalie demanded. Emmett started laughing and she pulled the last balloon. She threw it at him and thankfully, it was green.

"Wow that did a lot." Esme mumbled.

"Come on, Emmett, it's your turn." Alice said, looking at the now hideous car. Esme did six cartwheels and ran through the door. The others just walked.

"Please don't be Esme, please don't be Esme, please don't let me pick Esme." Emmett muttered under his breath as he picked up his car. Alice smiled, but she was also waiting for her turn.

"Esme." Emmett said, dropping his head in defeat. Esme screamed and went back in her super girl pose.

"Yes, do anything, I'm not afraid." She said, jumping up and down. Alice was working the cameras again so that the words "SUPER GIRL" appeared on the screen.

"Why, why, why, why, why?" Emmett whispered over and over again.

"Emmett, just give her a dare and get it over with." Alice said, shaking her head impatiently. She was waiting for her turn and so the sooner they got this over with, the better.

"Idareyoutodyeyourhairpink!" Emmett said in a rush, hoping that she wouldn't get upset. Esme paused, working his words out.

"YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!! I GET TO HAVE PINK HAIR AND YOU DON'T! ONLY ME, ONLY ME, ONLY ME!"Esme squealed. Emmett looked at her in surprise.

"Here's the pink dye. That's weird, in my vision; it was Emmett who got to have pink hair." Alice said in an absentminded tone. Emmett glared at her, but they set up the hair dye station.

"YEAH!" She squealed looking in the mirror. Her hair matched her pink P.J's, pink bunny ears (which she was now putting back on) and a pink teddy bear.

"I WANT PINK EYES! SOMEONE GIVE ME CONTACTS!" She said, throwing a temper tantrum, complete with kicking and screaming.

"No Esme, it's my turn!" Alice said, frowning. She sat back down and grabbed the paper from the bowl.

"Rosalie, yes, finally! I dare you to hug Emmett!" Alice said, looking happier than Esme.

"Alice, that's not a dare!" Rosalie said, confused.

"Yes it is! Remember your first dare? You can't touch Emmett! So, when you hug him, we get to color you and if you don't we get to color you!" Alice said. Rosalie was thinking hard, trying to find a loophole. None

"So, when can we make her an ugly color?" Esme asked, clueless.

"Not only does she get crazy, she also get's dumb." Emmett told Bella. He ducked as a flaming long went flying past him. Thankfully, the floor was stone so the hose didn't burn down.

"What was that supposed to mean?" Esme demanded. Emmett was finding it hard to be afraid of a short, pink haired, bunny-eared, teddy bear holding, and pink P.J. wearing girls standing in front of him.

"It means you can make her an ugly color now Esme." Bella told her. She squealed in a pitch so high the window broke and somewhere a dolphin freaked out and grabbed Rosalie, running out of the room

"Where is she going?" Emmett asked, standing up and running after them. Alice dragged Bella so fast her feet weren't touching the ground.

"Oh. My. God." Bella whispered. Esme was rubbing Rosalie against her still wet car.

"ESME IF YOU DON'T PUT ME DOWN IN THE NEXT – EWWWW, I GOT PAINT IN MY MOUTH!" Rosalie yelled. Emmett looked torn between helping and laughing. Alice was zooming in with her camera and Bella looked shocked.

"There's something wrong with this." She said, shaking her head.

Rosalie was only half painted. She half streaked with green/dash/yellow/dash/snot colored but she was half still her natural complexion.

"I think this is ten times better than what I thought it would be." Alice said, sounding blissfully happy.

"Bella's turn!"

Next time: Demi Lavato fans Beware! Emmett goes La La Land