Everyone remember the second chapter when it's describing what Alice did to the house? It mentions that the place where the piano usually is has been set up like a stage. With a crazy Esme, a ruin Porsche, a horrible colored BMW and a freaky colored Rosalie, what's left to do but break in the stage?

I don't own the song La La Land by Demi Lavato, and I don't own Twilight

La La Land + Emmett = weird

"Bella's turn," Alice said. Bella leaned forward and picked up the card.

"Emmett." She said.

'Why always me?' he thought

"Umm … Emmett … Why not you have to dance to La La Land and dress like she did in the music video." She said (I'm thinking of the dress and wig in that weird commercial, but with converse instead of whatever she was wearing) looking at the stage that Alice had set up in the corner. Alice was up in a second and looking at the different buttons to use.

"Okay, we can do that. I have a bright bubble gum pink colored background we can use! And the outfit is upstairs. Do you know how hard it was to find one?" Alice said while Rosalie went upstairs to get the outfit, which Alice had modified to fit Emmett.

"Why didn't you tell me I'd have to do this?" He asked.

"Because we knew you'd say no and wouldn't come. DUH?" Esme said her first intelligent thing she had said all evening (if you took out the duh part). "I wanna dance with the pink screen!" And the intelligence was over –poof-

"Do I actually have to wear that?" Emmett looked repulsed by the pink dress.

"What's so bad about it? It could be worse … I think." Rosalie said, handing it to Emmett.

"Yeah, you'll look like a drag queen version of the hulk." Bella said.

"Aww, the green and pink are gonna clash." Emmett whined.

"Funny, that's seems more like something Rosalie would have said." Alice called from where she was setting the green screen up and searching every pink back ground that the internet had to offer.

"We aren't going to show this to anybody, are we?" Bella asked, looking at the current screen. It was a starry sky, but the stars were bright pink.

"We'll, I was thinking that some of the people at school would like to see this, but if it makes Emmett unhappy, then maybe we can get a news station to show it to all of America." Alice said, beaming at Emmett who was standing on the stage. Bella had the feeling she would never be able to look at Emmett with a straight face again.

"Esme can you watch the sound board for me … what are you doing?" Alice said. Esme was dancing in place, singing 'Little bunny Fu-Fu'.

"Umm … We're going to edit this part out of the final movie. We want to make people laugh, not disturb them mentally." Alice said. Rosalie walked over to the sound board to do it herself.

"AND A-ONE AND A-TWO!" Esme said, still dancing in place. Emmett glared at her, but started singing anyways

But I still have my moments
Baby, that's just me
I'm not a supermodel
I still eat McDonald's
Baby, that's just me

Well, some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well, everything's the same
In the la-la land machine
Machine, machine

"Umm … how is it he has so many dance steps in his head?" Bella asked.

"Oh, he dances to it in his room all the time. Just … not in the dress." Rosalie called from the soundboard.

Who said I can't wear my
Converse with my dress
Well, baby, that's just me [ah]
Who says I can't be single
And have to go out and mingle
Baby, that's not me

Well, some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything
'cause of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well, everything's the same
In the la-la land...

Tell me, do you feel the way I feel
'Cause nothing else is real
In the la-la land machine

"OOOO, pretty." Esme said as Alice changed back grounds to being a bright pink machine with the words 'La La Land' written on it.

"Where is she getting this from?" Bella whispered to herself.

"I had ways Bella, I have ways."

Well, some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well, everything's the same
In the la-la land machine

Well, I'm not gonna change
In the la-la land machine
Well, I will stay the same
In the la-la land machine

Machine
Machine
I won't change anything in my life
I won't change anything in my life
I'm staying myself tonight
I'm staying myself tonight
La, la, la, la,

The current back ground behind Emmett was a pink forest with a bunch of bunny's hopping around. It was Esme's heaven.

I am confident
But I still have my moments
Baby, that's just me
I'm not a supermodel
I still eat McDonald's
Baby, that's just me

Well, some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything
Because of where I

"Jasper is never going to let him live this down." (I just realized, this is the first time I mentioned Jasper. I forgot about him. He didn't only have about four lines in the move) Alice said from where she was standing. She seemed very, very pleased with herself.


Had my start and where I made my name
Well, everything's the same
In the la-la land machine
Machine, machine

Who said I can't wear my
Converse with my dress
Well, baby, that's just me [ah]
Who says I can't be single
And have to go out and mingle
Baby, that's not me

Well, some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything
'cause of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well, everything's the same
In the la-la land...

Tell me, do you feel the way I feel
'Cause nothing else is real
In the la-la land machine

"I wanna be a back up dancer!" Esme screeched, jumping in front of Emmett and dancing. Rosalie ran forward and grabbed her wrist, pulling her off the stage. She was going to use this against Emmett one day, and she was not going to let Esme ruin it.


Well, some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well, everything's the same
In the la-la land machine

Well, I'm not gonna change
In the la-la land machine
Well, I will stay the same
In the la-la land machine

"WAAAAAA, I DIDN'T GET TO DANCE!" Esme wailed on the final part of the song. Alice shook her head, wondering if Esme would dare someone to make her dance.

Machine
Machine
I won't change anything in my life
I won't change anything in my life
I'm staying myself tonight
I'm staying myself tonight
La, la, la, la, la

Emmett finished in a pose that the dress totally wasn't designed for.

RIIIIPPPP

"This was the best dare yet." Alice said while Rosalie threw Emmett a robe.

"What, I thought you liked the alien one I did." Esme wailed, looking way to upset.

"Yes Esme, that was very nice." Bella told her soothingly.

"YAY! Now it's my turn!" She squealed running back and dive bombing her sleeping back. There was a crack in the floor where her head had hit.

"Oh God No." Emmett sighed, sitting down next to her.