Just for the record, my friend, Im-an-angelgenius was getting on to me about this. It was her idea to use the alien dare!
I don't own Twilight and now even the alien dares not mine *sniff*
I think I'm going to cry …
Oh, wait no I'm not because its -
Esme's Dare!
Esme leaned forward and grabbed her card. She beamed and clapped her hands, rolling onto her back and looking kind of like a dying cockroach.
"Bella, I dare you to go kiss with Mike Newton and Alice get's to dress you!" She squealed, clapping her hands together and looking like she was queen of the world
A list of things about Esme when she's hyper
-crazy
-easily angered
-slightly dumb
-no, scratch that really dumb
-and now, just plain suicidal
-but also very creative
-and devious
"Okay … was that two dares?" Bella said, confused.
"No rules against it!" She declared beaming. Alice was debating something in the future. Bella guessed she was trying to figure out how Edward was going to react.
"Okay, well, if that's the way it's going to be, Rosalie, remember that outfit we saved, for the special dare?" Alice said, smirking. Rosalie beamed and rushed upstairs to get the 'outfit'.
Apparently the 'outfit' deserved the quotation marks around it. It was a short shirt with no sleeves and a low cut neck and a mini skirt that could easily double as a belt.
"Good luck Bella!" Emmett said, laughing slightly. Every female in the room turned and glared at him.
"At least I'm not green and I don't rip skirts when I wear them." She said pointedly before walking out to the last car standing – the Mercedes. No one was going to be caught dead in the snot green BMW, the Volvo had the broken steering wheel, and the Porsche was … yeah.
"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you so much." Bella grumbled in the back seat, glaring at Alice's head.
"Why me, it was Esme's dare?" She wailed, looking back at Bella and frowning.
"Because you could have chosen jeans and a normal shirt, but no, you have to choose this and go along with her plan!"
"You make me sound so evil." Esme said, frowning and crossing her arms over her chest. A bunch of dagger glares at Esme.
Alice was beaming in the front seat, tossing her camera from one hand to the other.
"This is going to be a blockbuster!" She sighed, crossing her legs and sitting back, smiling happily.
"Here we go, have fun Bella!" Alice said, giggling using the zoom button on her camera to its full potential. Bella glared and stormed out of the car.
"WAIT!" Esme shrieked, standing up and jumping from the car. Alice looked at her, surprised and Emmett almost fell over from where he was sitting.
"Yes Esme?" Rosalie said, looking half scared half amused.
"I've decided that I want to get a blue bunny!" She said before sitting back down in the car.
"And here I thought she couldn't get any weirder." Emmet said, shaking his head.
"Shut up or you'll be the one kissing Mike." Esme glared at Emmett.
Bella shook her head before walking up the steps. Alice was leaning out the car in an effort to get a closer view.
"Alice, back in the car." Rosalie said as Alice leaned herself the entire way out. Esme was holding her ankles in the car, and the rest of Alice was outside the car.
"Do you want to see Edwards face when he sees this?" Alice demanded when Bella rang the door bell. Rosalie paused for a second, thinking it over. Then she smiled
"Esme push her out a little more and hold her feet."
"YAY!" She squealed, holding Alice by her feet and pushing her out a little more.
"Bella?" Mike said, when he answered the door.
"Hi Mike." She said, leaning forward and kissed him.
"We're so dead when the others get back." Alice sighed. Esme had completely dropped her and she was doing an army crawl closer to the house to get a better view.
"But, until then, this is going to be so fun to play with on the computer when we get home." Alice said as Bella shut the door and stormed back to them. She gave Alice, who was still lying on the ground and walked over her, wishing they had put her in high heels. She got in the car; still glaring at the face planted Alice.
"Let's go back to the house." She ordered as Alice got in the car, brushing the grass stains from her face.
"Yeah, its Rosalie's turn next!" She said, smiling slightly.
"Which means that Alice should be scared." Rosalie said, frowning at Alice who looked confused.
"Why me?"
"You're the reason I'm streaked with this hideous green color! If I get you, you're going down and if I don't get you, I'll dare someone to take you down. That simple." Rosalie said.