Chapter 9 time. See, technically, I shouldn't be writing right now because our science teacher gets reaaaaaaaaly mad when we do other work in her class. But I just can't pay attention, not possible.

I love messing up relationships. My lifelong dream is to go back in time and destroy Romeo and Juliet because it's just so much fun!

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Alice break's Jasper's heart!

Rosalie picked up her card and beamed, turning to Alice. She had picked Alice's card, and was now smiling happily.

"Hmmm, let's see." She said, thinking hard. Alice was waiting as the future changed repeatedly between different dares, each one worse than the one before it. She finally stopped and Alice pouted.

"You suck Rosalie." Alice said, folding her arms over her chest and glaring.

"My dare for Alice is that she has to call Jasper and tell him that she doesn't love him anymore, she loves … … …. …. Jacob!" (See, I haven't mentioned either of the boys very much in the story, so I think it's about time I did! It took me forever to come up with Jacob, but I'd figure it would work). There was a lot of different looks on the faces of the people (person really, and a few vampires) around her.

Emmett – shock and amusement

Bella – disgust and shock

Esme – She wasn't paying attention, she was thinking about a cookie … which is kind of weird because she would never eat them …

Alice – horror, disgust, loathing, and disgust, disgust, disgust, disgust!

Rosalie – proud and happy

"Wait! What is going on?" Esme wailed, confused.

"Alice gets to break Jasper's heart. Knowing Rosalie, she's going to make Alice do something to Jacob later on." Emmett said, going to go get the phone.

"I am so cutting this part out of the final video." Alice grumbled while Esme started playing with the computers so everyone could get a good view of Alice's face.

"Esme, remind me to Photoshop it so that I can make it look like she's smiling." Rosalie called, looking at Alice's upset face.

"Good thing he can't sense emotions over the phone." Bella mumbled, looking at the clock. It was 10:30 p.m. *Yawn*

Note, horse latitude, thirty degrees … sorry, I'm halfway paying attention to our science teacher and she told us to write it down.

"What if he doesn't pick up?" Alice asked. She already knew that he was going to answer, but she was hoping that she could fake it so that she didn't have to talk to him.

"He always answers. Stop stalling and call him." Rosalie said. Alice tossed her short black hair back and dialed the phone.

"Hello, Jasper? It's Alice. I just called to say that I don't love you anymore because I love Jacob Black. Oh, and you might want to tell Edward that Bella and I fought over Jacob and I accidently killed Bella. Sorry, don't make this harder than it has to be. Bye!" Alice said in a rush. She hung the phone up and turned to Bella, who was gaping at her.

"Why the hell did you say that?" She demanded, her voice a few octaves higher than normal. Alice shrugged.

"I warned Carlisle to tell them that anything they heard over the phone from me was fake," Alice said, shrugging. "I'm just hoping he'll forget," she added.

"So I'd be useless to do anymore daring over the phone then." Emmett said, upset. Alice shook her head.

"No, I told him to believe anything that doesn't come from me so that I could dare you guys to tell them things over the phone. Rosalie just beat me to it," Alice said, glaring at Rosalie who was smiling. The phone rang suddenly and before Alice could press the button to turn it off, Esme made a dive for it. She grabbed it from her hands and crawled away.

"Esme, what are you doing?" Alice asked, confused.

"Sorry Jasper, Alice isn't here, she just eloped with Jacob. Oh, and Bella is still alive, but she kissed Mike Newton! And you should see what we made her wear. Oh, and Emmett says hi, but he's green right now. He also had to dance in a pink dress! Bye! Oh, and don't come back, you'll ruin the game!" Esme yelled into the phone, talking a mile a minute. Then she turned the phone off and threw it out the window, which was closed at the time, so it broke.

…………………………………… (Cue cricket noises) ……………………………

Somewhere in a forest really far away

"Should we be worried about them?" Carlisle asked once Esme was done with her rant. Jasper had put the phone down on the ground and was looking at it like it was going to bite him (imagine that).

"Esme said not to come back, and when she gets like this … we'll its safer to be far away." Jasper said, shrugging.

"Bella kissed Newton?" Edward said. It was pretty much the only part he had paid attention to during Esme's rant.

"Hey, Alice eloped with a werewolf! How do you think I feel right now? And you … you're wife is a lunatic!" Jasper said to Carlisle.

Back at the house

"Okay then. Um, Emmett, I guess it's your turn now." Bella said, wondering how safe it would be for her to sleep in the house while Esme was a well … raging crazy person.

"I got my own name." He said. Before anyone could even think of a dare, Esme stood up.

"I dare you to wear a wedding dress for the rest of the night!" She said loudly.

"Inside voice Esme. So that's what I needed the wedding dress for." Alice said, skipping from the room and coming back with the mother of all hideous dresses. It had poufy sleeves that we're each larger than Emmett's head. The skirts would have been considered big in old fashioned times.

"What if he rips this one?" Bella asked, wondering if she could find a loophole in Rosalie's plan.

"Than he walks around with a ripped wedding dress." Esme said in an end of discussion form. She looked like her normal age for a split second, and then she was back to her empty headed smile.

"I'm so burning this." Alice scoffed as Emmett put it on. Alice had gotten him a wig, so he looked like a linebacker bride. Alice giggled and Esme looked pleased with herself.

"I have to wear this thing the entire night?" He demanded.

"Yep, the other's have to see you wearing it when they get back. After all, if you only wore it for three seconds, what fun could that possible be?" Rosalie asked, smiling. Emmett was trying to sit back down in the dress, which was proving to be a challenge for him. Since he was the only male in the room, all the girls rolled their eyes, not amused by his difficulties.

"Oh just plant your ass on the ground! Alice, go." Rosalie said.