Alice, Your Dignity has Left the Building

And it was running for its freaking life.

"Alice, in my mind, there is only one way for you to repay for you sins." Bella began.

"Speed it up Bella, we don't have all night. Well, we do, but you don't." Alice sighed, shaking her head.

"Shut up, I'm on a roll. As I was saying, the only way for you to right your wrongs, we are going to go with something that will make almost everyone in this room disgusted. Alice, I'm going to call Jacob, and you have to make out with him when he gets here, or else I'm painting you yellow and black so you'll look like a oversized bee," Bella said.

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"That's totally against the rules! And who are you calling oversized?" Alice shrieked! Bella folded her arms tightly across her chest and shook her head.

"I am not exposing that you're a vampire! And, yeah, you're oversized! You know, compared to a bee and all." She responded, frowning.

"Bella, this is crossing the line a little." Esme said, suddenly back in mature mode. Everyone turned to glare at her.

"Why are you acting like an adult now of all times?" Emmett said, glaring. Personally, he liked the dare. He was, after all, dead when Edward got back and thought that he and Bella were married, thanks to the pervious dare.

"Because this is totally …. Hey, when did we get a mirror! OOOOOO, I'm pretty!" Esme ran over to the mirror, going back into crazy mode. This time it was crazy mode with a little pinch of Rosalie.

Alice glared and handed Bella (another) cell phone. They must have a store room of these things somewhere.

"Jake, is Bella. Would you mind coming to the Cullen's house for a little while. Why? Because … umm … Edward left and I'm lonely!" Bella wailed into the phone. There was the sound of a car starting on the other side of the line and Bella closed the phone smirking.

-Insert sound of clock ticking –

"That dog is here. Alice, go answer that door, the right way." Rosalie whispered, winking at Alice who looked like she wanted nothing more than to throw her out the window and then throw Jacob into the next century.

"Fine, I have the camera's set up. Esme, I swear, if you made little hearts and cupids and fireworks on the screen, I will personally see to your demise. Got that?" Alice demanded, glaring at the vampire who was older than she was, but at the moment, she was less mature than Emmett.

"Yeah, yeah, something about Valentine's Day in the back ground and then something about demise. Go and kiss the freaking werewolf! I'm starting to get bored." Esme said, running up to the door. Alice walked up behind the door and Esme opened it. Alice took a deep breath.

"Where's Bell-" Poor Jacob was cut off by Alice tackling him with a kiss. Bella was watching in a mixture of surprise that she had actually gone through with it, and disgust.

"Whoa she is going all out with this. Jasper's going to go crazy when he sees this. Insert some giant hearts, maybe a couple of cupids going back and forth, pretty flowery back ground … AWWW, this is way too cute. She's so going to kill me." Esme sighed as Alice stopped making out with Jacob and standing back.

"In case you feel like playing truth or dare with vampires, I suggest you start running – now." Alice said, readjusting her top as Jacob went running. Esme frowned, making a mental (she was mental) note in her head to cut that last part out.

"Aww, someone's not that good a kisser, you scared him off." Emmett said tauntingly. Alice gave him a look of pure hate.

"I am going to go brush my teeth, get a hose and clean it with that, and then eat soap." Alice said, walking out of the room stiffly.

"I should be back in an hour at the least, two at the most." She called over her shoulder.

"What do we do if we get her name?" Bella asked. Esme was playing with the video. She was inserting the same background that she had given Alice and Jacob to Bella and Mike. Thanks to the fact that Alice had done and army crawl to get the picture, there was plenty of footage to work with.

"Why don't we take a break from truth or dare until she gets back?" Emmett suggested, smiling. Rosalie glared at the smile.

"What are we going to do then?" She demanded. Emmett grinned.

"We're going to do a team bonding exercise," He declared, standing up and doing a super hero pose.

"EWWWW! Emmett that was soooo corny!" Both Bella and Rosalie wailed at the same time. Esme ran back over and sat down.

"What do you think we should Emmett?" Esme asked.

"We're going to find what everyone biggest fear is." Emmett said. The others froze and looked at each other.

"We'll, it'd be fun to see Bella freak out about something so … Esme, grab some cameras, a few flashlights, and some band-aids." Rosalie said, standing up and walking to the door.

"Should we wait for Alice?" Bella asked as they walked outside. It was really late in the night and now the whole forest that Emmett and insisted to go it to find their fears was very dark.

"Nah, she'll be fine." Esme said, using a flash light to focus on specifically scary shaped trees and owls that were perched in the trees. (Are there even owls in Washington?)

Behind them, they heard Emmett scream a really high pitched scream and both of the girls turned around to look at him and Rosalie.