Akatsuki Halloween Bash
AN: Two chappies up in one night? I'm on a fucking roll! And its about time I start giving my loyal fans what they want!
Sasori: Yes... About time indeed...
AN: Get out of that vampire cloak immediately. You're scaring Tobi.
Tobi: Tobi is... a good boy? DON'T EAT ME!
Sasori: haha...
AN: Trying not to laugh... save me Dei!
Deidara: I'm not catching you if you jump on me.
AN: Awww... So mean!
Tobi: Tobi and Co... don't own anything... cept your hearts! (No not even then.) But Tobi and Co. do own your reviews that you send our way. So send them pleaseell!
AN: ONWARD MARCH!
Hidan sighed. First he had to put up the Christmas decorations and now he has to carve the pumpkin? With a kitchen knife no less! Kakuzu, sitting in that damn Squeezy-Soft(1) chair, snickered at him.
"What are you laughing at you damn, stitched up freak! You know, pumpkins are my least favorite... Are they fruits?" Hidan asked after his short rant. Kakuzu shrugged, muttering something that sounded vaguely like 'Google'. Hidan strained his ear out.
"What, old man? Losing your fucking vocal cords as well as your sight? Fucking pathetic," Hidan teased. The pink eyed uke stabbed the knife into the top of the pumpkin, and brought it around in a circle. He grabbed the stem and pulled it up. Inside was a dead cat.
Hidan stood up, holding the pumpkin. He dropped it and backed away. Inside was Mr. Lemons, Sasori's poor, abused kitty. Sasori, who was sitting on the couch the whole time, leaned over to look inside the smashed pumpkin.
"Ohhhh! That's where I left him! His blood grew a pumpkin around him! I told you he was magic..." Sasori then proceeded to fish him out of the pumpkin guts and caress his grotesque body.
"That's... just wrong, Sasori. Pein is gonna FREAK when he sees that. Oh and Hidan? You have to go back to the forest and get a new pumpkin..." Kakuzu chuckled at him and picked up a newspaper. The said missing nins eye twitched and picked up a scarf off of the floor.
"Konan herself is gonna fucking have a cow when she sees this fucking mess of a house. It was YOUR fucking job to keep it clean, NOT mine. I am not fucking responsible in any way." He muttered a few other cuss words, and then went on his way to the kitchen and out the back door. Deidara, who was quietly sitting in the kitchen sipping hot chocolate, stared at the screen door as it swung shut behind the silver haired Akatsuki member. After he swallowed down what was in his mouth, he called out to him,
"Don't forget your kitchen knife!" Hidan stopped and turned around. He gave Deidara the finger and shouted back.
"You can shove that fucking kitchen knife into your fucking wenis!"
Another happy Halloween for you! I love you all, my loyal fanbase.
Maybe another chapter up tomorrow...
(1): Its like a bean bag chair... only its shaped more like a chair... Yeah. I made it up.