Akatsuki's Halloween Bash
AN: Back again! Another day another chapter... If this one is less funny than the last two, I apologize. It's that time of the month if you know what I mean.
Sasori: TMI!
Deidara: Yeah, un!
AN: Er.. you said yeah twice in the same sentence.
Deidara: I know I did, yeah.
AN: DOUBLE WORDS!
Tobi: TOBI LIKES TOBI! What is Tobi and Co. talking about?
AN: I feel sick...
Deidara: We own nothing but... your souls! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Sasori: GET. THE. FREAKING. HELL. OUT. OF. MY. COSTUME.
Deidara: Kay...
AN: ONWARD MARCH!
'Shit...' Kisame's thoughts raced as he ran from the next door neighbors yard to his own, safe, porch. 'Of all the things that could've happened, I didn't expect that!' Kisame had just set a flaming bag of shit onto Mr. Greybeard's porch... and he rang the doorbell too late. The bag exploded, and the house was now a blackened war zone. 'SHIT SHIT SHIT! Pein is going to stuff my head and put me in his trophy case!' That wasn't going to happen, however. Mrs. Stoney from across the street called the police.
"Damn you white bitch!" Kisame yelled at her as he hid inside his house. His sister, who hadn't got her share of their dad's shark genes, tsk'd tsk'd him. She then giggled as his face turned from total shock, to a very angry shark. Kosame ran out the door into the living room, and plopped down onto the couch, right onto Itachi's feet. She fished down into the couch for the remote, and turned it to Comedy Channel. Too bad for her it was on the TV Ban list that Kakuzu made.
"Kosame, that channel is on the Ban list. Do you want to make Kakuzu mad?" Kisame warned her. She didn't even turn her head toward him, just flipped him the bird and giggled at her favorite comic, Brain Regan.
"Ahaha.. What a retard. He is soooo funny. Hmm... I'm funny, I wonder if I could be a comedian." She snickered as Itachi's feet bucked under her weight. The strain on Itachi's face was comical, almost cartoon-ish.
"Kosame-Chan. Get off my feet so I can go to the bathroom. Please." Itachi begged. She blinked, as did Kisame. 'Itachi saying PLEASE? Its more unlikely than you think.' They both mused. Kosame got up, and Itachi bolted into the bathroom. She sat back down, and then fell onto her side.
"I'm going to go find out what Dad is doing this week at Sea World... See ya, sis." Kisame walked up the stairs, and turned into his bedroom. On his bed lie a sleeping blonde. Kisame blushed and poked his fingers together. He slowly went over to turn on his laptop. The beeping woke up the blonde.
"Huh... Oh. So that's where Sasori dumped me after I fell asleep, un... Bye Kisame-Chan!" Deidara ran out the door clumsily and tripped over the hallway rug. He stood back up with a sore face, and ran down the hall. Kiasme shrugged and turned back to his computer.
"Oh... oh my fucking goddess. DAD!" His dad's face was plastered to a model's body in a devil costume. Underneath the picture in white font was 'Happy Halloween, Son!' Kisame fainted.
A little longer than I thought it would be... and I realized that almost nothing was said about Halloween! So put that last thing at the end.
Kosame is an OC. Yet I don't own her. Minty does. Please don't ask.
Hrm... Next chapter... the continuation of Hidan's adventure alone in the woods? Let's hope Zetsu is fast asleep...