Akatsuki's Halloween Bash
AN: Another installment! I really enjoyed writing the last chapter... Let's see if I enjoy writing this one, as well.
Sasori: That would be quite... weird
AN: Oh so you didn't have another word so you used 'weird'?
Sasori: Right you are.
AN: WE own nothing. Also: ONWARD MARCH!
Hidan kicked a stump as he trekked through the woods. The orange full moon over his head leading his way.
"Ouch! Jashin damned fucker! Fuck fuck fuck!" He cursed as he held his hurting toe. Something shifted behind him as he was tending to his foot. He stepped onto it slightly, and began his trek toward the pumpkin patch. Unnoticed by Hidan, vines curled around where he stepped, following him.
"Damn stupid Sasori and his fucking dead cat. Now I have to go nearly a whole mile back to the damn pumpkin patch... And I forgot my fucking scythe." The silver haired man mumbled to himself. A twig snapped some way behind him. He paused, and slowly turned around. In his face was Zetsu, carrying a golden retriever.
"What the fucking HELL Zetsu! You scared the shit out of me!" Zetsu grinned, his sharp teeth shining in the orange moonlight. Hidan paled, and backed up. The venus fly trap encased man stepped lightly toward Hidan, his grin getting bigger and bigger. The pink eyed priest bradished the kitchen knife in front of him, shaking noticeably.
"Boo." Hidan screamed as Zetsu lunged.
Back at the house, Deidara was finishing up the last of his hot cocoa. He heard a scream, and giggled. Kakuzu rushed in and whispered,
"What the fuck was that..? Was that Hidan?" He sat down at the table across from Deidara and spread his hands onto the cold wood. Deidara let out some muffled laughter, and replied,
"Zetsu found him, and he must've been horny again."
:D I love this chapter. It's... genius, to say the least.