Okey dokey then! As you have probably noticed, the last chapter was deleted and now this chapter is up in its place! We had a ton of B's some A's and an umm … C …

Applause for originality!

We'll, this story is going to have more dares and if I can't think of anything else, they're going to start having to spill their most embarrassing (and weird) secrets, but I have plenty to write before that happens! Thank you to everyone who voted!

P.S. I got a 12 on a Spanish test! I only answered one question out of eight! The one word that I got right was Tener!

That point aside (thank god my parents don't believe in grounding, they just give me the silent treatment when I do something wrong) this story is back on track!

Remember: Okay, this picks up like the last chapter never happened to Esme is off somewhere else.

Disclaimer: I own nothing! YAY

Lot's of Hate from Rosalie

"Damn." Emmett muttered under his breath. Rosalie.

"We'll Emmett, what are you going to do?" The blonde had her hands on her hips, her eyebrows raised to high they were in danger of disappearing into her hair. Emmett looked like he was under some very serious pressure.

"UMMM ……………. I dare you to shave your head!" It was the first thing that came to his mind and he covered his mouth the second he said it. Alice looked thrilled, like Christmas had come early.

"Wow, that seems like something Esme would dare," Rosalie glared at her before turning back around and glaring even more at Emmett who was slowly steeping away from her. She put her hands on her hips and Emmett hid behind Bella, who was about a foot shorter than he was and waaaay thinner.

"We'll, you do technically have to do it, or we can always tell Esme that it was you who destroyed her little … lair." Alice suggested, smirking slightly. Rosalie was mentally weighing her options.

She could face Esme's wrath or

She could shave her head …

"So, how are you going to shave my head? Are you going to do a buzz cut with scissors, or are you going to use a razor to take it all off?" Esme scared her more than the thought of getting a wig to cover her bald head.

"Whatever you choose Bella gets to do it!" Emmett called from where he was hiding. Bella stepped back when Rosalie's gaze turned on her and she hid behind Emmett who tried to hide behind her again.

"We're going to shave it all off then, because I am not letting her cut it. It'll totally come out uneven." Rosalie huffed before sitting down and waiting. Alice had left for a few moments but now she was back with a razor in her hand.

"I think we should make a wig out of the hair and let Bella wear it!" Alice volunteered, beaming. Bella gave her a hurt look.

"We'll Bella? Speed it up!" Rosalie snapped. Bella stood about three feet away from Rosalie as she started taking off the hair. Rosalie's face was set in a grim line and her arms were holding at the sound of her hair being taken off.

"Can I start running?" Emmett whispered to Alice from where they were sitting. Bella had taken off about half of Rosalie's hair and the long blonde locks were on the floor.

"Shut up Emmett." Rosalie snapped from where she was sitting. Alice was enjoying herself.

"If only Esme were here to see this. This is one of the happiest moments of my life!" She sighed, smiling up at the ceiling.

"Why? I mean, it's going to grow back, isn't it?" Bella asked, getting the last few strands off of Rosalie's head.

"Nope! Vampires hair doesn't grow back, ever." (P.S. I don't know this; I just think it seems likely that if their bodies don't change, their hair shouldn't change either)

"You're going to murder Emmett and I, aren't you?" Bella asked when she was finished. Rosalie turned around and glared at her.

"Right now, I'm just going to kill Emmett, I'll find a way to get even with you later." She snapped, turning on Emmett who was trying not to laugh at the way Rosalie looked. Her ears kind of stuck out when they weren't covered by her hair and her eyebrows were so pale they were almost nonexistent, making her look like some sort of weird half alien half human … thing

"Would you like to borrow my veil?" Emmett asked innocently, taking the bridal veil off of his own head.

"Yeah, and if we hadn't broken in earlier, you could always wear the antenna, or when she gets back you could wear Esme's bunny ears." Alice said giggling as Rosalie tore the veil to shreds, using her teeth to make sure there was no chance of sewing it back together.

"I thought of a way to kill Emmett." She walked upstairs and came back with a large bunny stuffed animal.

"That's Esme's bunny, isn't it?" Bella asked doubtfully. She had the feeling Rosalie was going to shred it like she had the veil. Rosalie smiled happily at her and then tossed it in the fire which still had the remains of Bella's book. Then she picked up and marker and wrote 'EMMETT BURN MR. BUNNY' in bold letters above the fire place.

"What's so special about the bunny?" Bella asked from where she was sitting on the floor.

"This was the first bunny Esme ever owned. She bought it when she was still human and it's what gave her the dumb idea to become a superhero that fought for bunnies. I wonder if she'll cry." Rosalie said, smiling at the thought.

"That only works on T.V shows Rosalie, not in reality." Alice said, shaking her head while the blonde girl rolled her eyes theatrically.

"Alice, please. We're discussing Esme here," Alice thought for a second.

"Write that it was also Emmett who took full responsibility for the destruction of the bunny lair." Alice added.

EMMETT BROKE THE FREAKY BUNNY ROOM

"That works too." Rosalie smiled at Alice and then at Emmett who looked like he was going to faint.

Note: Yes, this next part is from the old chapter I deleted, but Esme needs to come back somehow, doesn't' she and I kind of liked her entrance here? Unless she stays gone forever. Anyways, the last line is different so this isn't the ending; the story will still be updated!

CRASH

"Esme's home." Alice muttered softly as Esme burst back into the room, through the window (duh). She had (thankfully) changed out of her pink bunny outfit, and was now wearing the PJ's she had been wearing before (mega duh).

"You! Traitor!" She screamed, pointing at Rosalie who looked slightly taken aback. Then she smiled, mouthing 'play along' to the others.

"What are you talking about Esme?" She asked innocently. Esme glared. Her hyper attitude hadn't worn off yet.

"You married the enemy!" She said pointing at the Emmett.

"No I didn't, you know that! Our enemy is married to Bella." Rosalie put emphasis on the word 'our'.

"HUH?" Bella and Emmett looked at her in shock. She glared down at them. Esme looked like she was trying really hard to remember something.

"What are you saying Rosalie? You know she's going to … believe you." Alice tapered off, smiling evilly.

"That's what I'm hoping for."

"What are you two talking about this is crazy!"

"Esme would go totally postal if she stays in 'character much longer, so we're going to pretend that you two are married, that way, she will stay ever so slightly sane … no, she just won't get any crazier." Rosalie explained softly. Esme was too busy thinking to hear them whispering.

"That … makes sense." Emmett whispered, looking at Bella who shrugged.

"When Esme is involved, most things aren't normal, so I guess it works." She agreed shrugging. Esme bounced over to them and beamed.

"Okay then! Congratulations on your wedding. This does mean that you two are the enemy now! I bet you two will have a really cute kid!" Esme babbled happily, deciding that they were married. Bella and Emmett nodded and smiled blankly before turning to Alice.

"We'll, I guess this means that it's Alice's turn.