It's midnight! I'm sleepy! Computer glow blinding! But I had a great idea that came to me in two ways!

I made a misspelling and it came out 'Truth or Date'!

I just woke up from a dream about it!

Okay people! I just wanna say thank you to everyone who reviewed and everyone who even read my story! I have more time to write now that its summer, but there's going to be delays between postings for when I'm on vacation and can't get internet connection!

Emmett Turns the Tables! Rosalie's New Biggest Fear!

"Wait!" Emmett said dramatically, making everyone lean away slightly. Even Esme looked faintly surprised by his sudden outburst.

"After everything that's happened, I really don't want to know what you have planned. It was your idea that we had to discover our biggest fears in the first place." Rosalie sighed, staring straight ahead as though she couldn't bear to look at the green-skinned-alien-bride-vampire-boy sitting next to her

(FWI: If I wrote that he was allowed to take the outfit and green coloring off than forget about that. I'm too bored to go lazy to go back and check right now so just pretend he's still wearing it … unless you can come up with something funnier, then I can change the outfit later on … hmmm…).

"But you'll like this idea! I think everyone will. Alice?" Emmett looked over at the other girl who was looking around in the future. She smiled slightly and got an evil glint in her eyes. Esme was leaning forward, her eyes wide.

"You're right Emmett; I think everyone is going to love it!" Rosalie looked slightly scared now, and she had every right to be frightened.

"I have a bowl on names upstairs. I think it's only fair that Bella can sit this one out. She's done something similar already." Alice continued as though she couldn't see Rosalie's horrified face. Now she was avoiding looking at Rosalie who was avoiding looking at Emmett who was looking at Alice who wouldn't look at Rosalie who wouldn't look at Emmett who was looking confused ………… (Sleep deprivation yawn) …..

"Okay, while Alice gets the cards, I guess I should explain." Emmett said, realizing that everyone was looking at him (well …. Everyone only means three people, but one of them is insane, ones confused, and one is his very angry wife so it felt a lot worse…)

"No Emmett, why in the world would you have to explain!?! Why not just let the rest of us sit here in total utter confusion while you go on with your little game that includes the clueless. Feel free not to explain." Rosalie was glaring at Emmett with pure loathing.

"Oh, okay, that's great! I was really worried that you were mad a-"

"IF YOU DON'T TELL ME RIGHT NOW, I WILL THROW YOU SO HARD, YOU'LL BE SOARING OVER THE OTHERS HEAD SO FAST, THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOUR THERE!"

The moment begins

"No screaming young lady! You are totally out of line." Esme was standing up, hands on her hips and the most mature look she had had all evening.

"Wow Esme, what happened?" Bella asked, looking at her in surprise. Esme blinked a few times and sat back down.

"Why are you all looking at me? Is there something on my face? Is it ticking? GET IT OFF!"

And the moment's ends … that was ten words of true smarticleness

"Okay! Please don't hit me!" Emmett whimpered, raising his hands above his head while Rosalie towered over him, glowering.

"TALK!" She shouted. Alice danced back into the room, did a graceful spin, and sat back down on the floor, looking back up at the cowering Emmett and angered Rosalie.

"Okay, okay! My idea was that we narrow down the dare for just one theme. The person we draw out of the basket with are names picks a person out of the other basket and has to go on a date with them." Emmett said in a rush, cringing back as Rosalie's glower intensified.

"And I don't have to do this?" Bella asked, turning to Alice with a look of hope on her face. Alice nodded and Bella beamed. Then she looked at Rosalie who was now glaring at her, and made her face look a little more serious, even if she was cheering on the outside.

"I don't get it." Esme said, folding her arms and pouting.

"I draw name! Person I draw pick another name. Other name from other basket. Name drawn is the one first person has to go on date with. First name + other name = humiliation and funny." Alice said speaking each word as a different sentence.

"Then you draw name! Don't let it be me! Alice draw name!" Esme said, still. Speaking. Like. This.

"No, that one wouldn't be funny enough … maybe then …. No, it'd be too long to grab the right one in the next AHA! Rosalie!" Alice had been fingering the different cards until she found the right one.

"Wow, the suspense was really killing me there. Who in the world would have guessed that I was the one who got picked?"

"Now you can pick the other card." Alice said, smiling happily and pushing the basket towards Rosalie.

"No, not that one put it down and pick the one with the little torn edge." Alice said, crossing her arms.

"Oh no, I know what you're doing. The other name is going to be someone I would hate to go out with. I'm not that dumb Alice." Rosalie shrugged, turning over the card. Alice sighed and shook her head.

"EWWW! I got Eric?" (Did I spell his name right? Is it Erik or Eric or Erick or some other spelling) Rosalie looked sick, like she had been eating sour lemons all morning.

"If you had picked the one I told you, you would have gone on a date with Emmett, but no, you had to doubt me." Alice whined shaking her head.

"You knew that I wouldn't trust you! Damn it Alice, that's so not fair!" Rosalie bellowed (whenever I type that words it just seems so … I don't know, unattractive). Alice looked like she couldn't have cared less and she just shrugged slightly.

"We'll, what are you waiting for? Go get dressed and we'll go get your Prince Charming. Bella, get the portable camera up and ready, also, after were done, you might want to make it a little short video and send it to the others in the woods. I'm sure that they'd love it." Alice said, winking.

Read people:

If you want Emmett outfit to change, tell me what you want him to wear and I'll write it in the next few chapters. Not the next one because I would never want to interrupt Rosalie's date with destiny.