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Dates and Twist!
"Get her a wig!"
"Are those shoes not comfortable Rose? Too tight? Too bad! Stop making faces! Alice, Rosalie pointed her middle finger at me!"
"Get over it Esme. Stop being such a big baby."
"Why do you hate me?"
"Concentrate Esme, we need to get Rosalie ready. We don't have time for your … interesting comments."
"I still need a wig over here! Do we want to send her out bald?"
"She can't go out wearing her P.J's! At a time like this, clothes are more important than hair!"
"Wig!"
"Clothes!"
"Wig!"
"Clothes!"
"People, we only have ten minutes to get her ready. Bella, get on the phone and get Eric ready!"
"Wig!"
"Clothes!"
"She looks like an alien without her hair! Have you noticed how much her ears stick out? She looks like Dumbo! Try and fly Rosalie!" (Harsh)
"This dare will end and I will kill you."
"I'm so scared."
"Pajamas! We can't send her out in PAJAMAS!"
"Bella, go get what we need."
"I can't, I'm too busy washing the paint off of her."
"Emmett! Go get a wig and grab one of the outfits from upstairs and ASAP! Failure is not an option!" (Sorry, I was watching Apollo 13 in class. Just be glad I don't put, Houston, we have a problem in here!)
"BALD! SHE IS BALD!"
"Do we even own a wig?"
"………….. Okay, you got me there……….."
"Actually, we do!"
"Seriously, since when?"
"Hello, don't you remember? Emmett wore a wig a few dares back, when he was singing. She can just say she's got a haircut recently and it didn't turn out right, she's vain enough to get away with that."
"Oh yeah. Huh, I guess that could work."
"Six minutes people. Speed it up a little. Emmett, do you have the clothes and the wig?"
"Do you mean the red top with white skirt, the black top with the navy pants, the brown vest with the jeans, or the red dress?"
"Red dress, and grab a watch and bracelet so that we can see what's going on. They have cameras in them. Rosalie, if you break the camera's, we'll send someone after you to take the video. Then, Bella gets to witness your humiliation live and in person."
"Oh, and at no time during the date are you allowed to kill, maim, or throw him out a window. You have to be polite and act like you like him or else we will repaint you. If this goes over we'll, you don't have to repaint yourself."
"But if you do it wrong, we get to-"
"What more could you possibly do!"
"We can make the humiliation much, much, much worse Rosalie. Can you see it? Six giant posters around town of you with a giant zit on your forehead and blackheads. Five more posters of you with the paint on. Do you really want that Rosalie? Do you really?"
"…………." Rosalie didn't have anything to say and Bella was getting off the phone with Eric. She walked over to where Rosalie and Alice were glaring at each other. Rosalie now had a long dark brown haired wig on. It was slipping off slightly and one of her ears was sticking out noticeably.
"Umm… I thought of something you might like Alice." Bella said. Neither of the vampires moved and Bella wondered if they had heard her.
"Perfect Bella, I love that idea. Get Lauren on the phone. Esme, pick out a suit for Emmett." Alice said, standing up straighter and beaming.
"Wait, what?"
"You and Rosalie are going on a double date with Eric and Lauren." Alice explained. Esme gasped.
"But Emmett and Bella are married! How could you do such a thing?"
"What are you talking abou – OH! Right. Um, yeah, Emmett and I know it's all just a game, so we're okay with the whole dating thing." Bella said, covering it up. Esme nodded content.
"So what? I'm married to Rosalie, Esme thinks I'm getting married to you soon, and now I'm supposed to date Lauren? What has this world come to?" Emmett asked, sighing over dramatically.
"What are you complaining for? Jasper thinks I'm marrying Jacob Black! I hope I can see Edwards face when he gets back." Alice smirked triumphantly.
"Gasp! Is everyone married to the enemy? Rosalie, I'm so sorry that you are single. But this chance with Eric may be your shot at true love. Don't ruin it like you ruin so many other things." And thus, the pep talk of the century was given.
"Die." Rosalie snapped before stalking off. Bella had finished calling Lauren and Emmett was … still green.
"He can't go on a date green. Wash it off." Alice snapped, getting a hose and some hot water.
"YES! Finally." Emmett beamed.
"Don't be so happy. You're still going to have to put the brides outfit back on after we're finished with this dare.
"Do I seriously have to? Aren't I paying for it enough?"
"Bella, call Carlisle and ask him when their getting back. You might want to ask him to add more time to their hunting trip; I saw a ton of new dares in the future." Alice said, ignoring Emmett with surprising ease.
"HI Carlisle, its Bella. Emmett and I need more time to plan our wedding and we still want to do more dares, so would you mind coming back on Tuesday or Wednesday instead of Monday?" Bella asked into the phone, smiling happily.
"This is the last dare for the night and then we have to let Bella sleep. We can pick back up tomorrow morning."
"Can't she just stay up all night?"
"No, Edward told me that we could do whatever we wanted, just as long as Bella gets at least eight hours of sleep."
"Okay, I'm sleepy too."
"We don't sleep Esme, it's not possible."
"Bunnies have to sleep."
"Vampire bunnies don't."
"Are you sure?"
"Yep."
"He said yes, they'll be coming back later than planned. I could hear Jasper and Edward yelling in the background." Bella called, putting the shutting the phone with a flourish.
"You have ten minutes to run down to the restaurant. Watches and bracelets on. There's a camera in your earrings also. Esme, change to their cameras. Once we're done, we sending all the footage to the others in the forest, via Emmett Postal Service from today." Alice saluted them and they rolled their eyes
"Good luck you too, have fun." Bella called.
And then the date being … next chapter, of course