Sorry I haven't written anything in a while. I was too lazy to do anything. Some of these prank ideas I got off of other websites, and tweaked them to fit the story.

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When Bella's Sleeping, Hell Will Break Loose

"Okay, so we're going to need a hammock and maybe some tape. How confused is she when she normally wakes up." Alice and Rosalie were going over plans on what they were going to do to the sleeping Bella. Esme was digging herself a hole to 'sleep' in outside and Emmett was somewhere in the attic.

"Rope, the tape will be too hard to get rid of later. She'll still fall, either way." Alice responded in a whisper, looking over her plans. Emmett was trying to sneak by them while holding a giant cardboard box.

"What are you doing with the box? Are you going to put Bella in it and ship her to Florida? You'll need to put holes in the top if you want to do that. And maybe something for her to eat. Can you give me some carrots?" Esme had given Emmett away. She had realized she was touching dirt while digging and had decided to build herself a cage inside.

"What's the box for Emmett?" Alice and Rosalie glared at him and he sat it on the ground.

"Silly string and plastic spiders."

"Were you going to do something to Bella?"

"Yep."

"Okay, come over and help us." Rosalie picked the box up and looked at all the silly string.

"Wait, go back up stairs and get us some rope and a hammock." Alice said.

"What do we need a hammock-"

"Don't question me Emmett, go and get it while I put all of her clothes in the freezer." Rosalie had picked up Bella's clothes and was walking to the kitchen while Emmett gaped at her in confusion.

"Esme, would you be a dear little rabbit and go set up some of lights and cameras in the meadow Edward and Bella go to?"

"Will there be carrots there?"

"Yes."

"Are you lying to me?"

"Yes."

"Okay." Esme picked up a few lights and three cameras's before running away.

"I got the hammock and rope." Emmett walked back down from the attic.

"Tie her legs and wrist together." Alice instructed, not looking up at him.

"Wasn't one of the rules we aren't allowed to hurt her?"

"Yes, but this won't hurt her, it will only freak her out."

"Alice, I made her clothes wet and then put them in the freezer, should I take the silly string out to the meadow?" Rosalie was back from the kitchen.

"Yeah, I'll take Bella and Emmett, you take the hammock." Alice stood up and picked up Bella who was in her sleeping bag. Emmett had already tied her wrist and ankles.

"Oh, Emmett, can I see your cell phone for a second?" Alice paused in the door way and Emmett gave her his phone. She changed his voicemail to something else and then set the phone on the table, beaming.

"What did you do?" Emmett and Alice were running now, going to the meadow. Alice smiled mysteriously.

"Oh, nothing. Emmett, why did we have an entire box of silly string in the attic?"

"It belongs to Esme."

"The box had your name written on it."

"No it didn't."

"Yes, Emmett it did."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes it did. Do you want me to paint you green again."

"Ask Rosalie, she'll tell you later."

"Okay, I won't forget."

"So, what was the whole cell phone thing about?"

"Oh, nothing."

With Carlisle, Edward, and Jasper

"Jasper, can you call Emmett to make sure there all still alive and that Forks doesn't know we're really vampires yet?" Carlisle asked. Jasper picked up the phone and waited while it ringed. To everyone's surprise, Emmett didn't pick up and it went to voicemail.

"Hi guys, sorry we didn't pick up. We're too busy terrorizing Bella to answer right now. By the way, we're going to need a new hammock, and we're low on silly string and plastic spiders. Could you guys also pick up some rope on your way back? Edward, if you even think about coming home, I'll tell Bella that everything we're doing to her was your idea and she'll hate you for the rest of her life. Have fun on the rest of your hunting trip and we'll see you all soon! Oh, and Carlisle, I think Esme might have eaten her wedding ring. Not sure. Bye!" Jasper was frozen in place, Edward was in shock and Carlisle looked confused.

"Did she say Esme ate her wedding ring?" Carlisle asked, wondering if vampires hearing could start fading after a certain number of years.

"Why would they need more rope? Why did we even have rope lying around our house in the first place?" Jasper was replaying the message.

"…" Edward was too shocked to say anything.

In the Meadow

"Can we blindfold her? That would really freak her out!" Everyone looked at Rosalie and shook their heads.

"She's going to be freaked out enough as is; we don't want to have to bring her to the hospital." Alice said, shaking her head.

"There are no carrots here! You liar! There's only dirt!" Esme screeched loudly and Bella stirred in her sleep.

"Esme you idiot! Everyone hide! Turn the camera on!" Alice grabbed Esme and hid behind a tree, Rosalie hid somewhere in the bushes and Emmett ran after Esme and Alice.

Bella yawned slightly and stretched in the hammock. She opened her eyes and screamed. A (plastic) spider was sitting on her face. Screaming, she threw herself out of the hammock and onto the floor, tangling the silly string in her hair. Then she started laughing.

"She's laughing, why is she laughing? She's supposed to be screaming, not laughing. Why is she … Oh. My. God. Emmett … whatever you do, don't move." Esme hissed. Back in the meadow, Bella was sitting back up. Alice had walked away from where they were hiding. She and Rosalie had picked Bella up and were brushing her off. The silly string and dried and now looked permanently tangled in her hair.

"Why not?" Emmett asked, looking up. Above him and Esme was a giant crate.

"What is that?"

"Ladybugs and dirt. Have fun you two!" Alice squealed, dropping cutting the rope that had appeared out of nowhere and dropping the crate on Esme and Emmett who screamed as the crate broke over their heads.

"Can we go back to the house? It's midnight and I need to sleep." Bella said. Alice nodded.

"Yeah, tomorrow is day two of truth or dare."

Should I force Alice and Jacob to get married?