Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, that it took so long to update! School started back up and whoever's idea it was to give people five major tests in one week should be DEAD! But now I'm finally able to write again (all the notes hurt my fingers to much to type) so da-da-dada, da-da-dada! I HEAR WEDDING BELLS! Sorry for anyone who didn't want this but:

ALICE AND JACOB ARE GETTING MARRIED!

(Yeah, feel free to hate me!)

(And by the way, I don't really care how many laws's I break, it's a FANFICTION people)

"You dare me to do … what?" Alice looked at Esme in total shock and horror. Esme smiled, rocking back and forth on her feet.

"Get married to Jacob." Esme repeated, laughing slightly. Rosalie looked between the two of them like she couldn't believe Esme had dared Alice to do … that. But, Esme was insane after all; she couldn't really have known what she was doing.

"Marry … the werewolf?!?!?!?!?!? Don't you think that's a better dare for Bella?" Alice pointed her finger accusingly at Bella who was eating the pancakes Emmett had made. He had actually done a pretty good job … considering there were at least six half-cooked pancakes stuck to the ceiling.

"Don't look at me! It's not like I gave her the idea!" Bella glanced at Emmett who was trying to look innocent.

"Emmett Cullen! YOU gave her the idea?" Alice didn't know whether she was enraged or surprised.

"Maybe…"

"WHY?"

"We'll, why not? Bella and I are – Rose, cover Esme's ears – pretending to be married because Esme thinks we are, so I can't dare Bella to marry him. I don't think Esme even remembers being married to Carlisle at this point, so there's no reason to dare her to do it and I'm not daring Rosalie to marry him." Emmett shrugged slightly.

"SO YOU CHOOSE ME TO MARRY HIM? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU EMMETT CULLEN!" Alice tried to attack Emmett but Rosalie managed to hold her back.

"Calm down Alice, you two can get married and get a divorce as soon as the game is over. What would be worse, being married to a werewolf for a few days, or being painted lime green for a week?" Alice growled slightly but sat back down on the couch, glaring at Emmett.

"Fine, but how are we going to convince him to marry me?" Alice demanded, picking up one of the phones that hadn't been thrown out the window and handing it to Emmett.

"We'll tell him that if he doesn't marry you, we'll kill Bella." Emmett said, shrugging.

"WHAT?" Bella threw one of her pancakes at Emmett.

"It'll be a lie! He just won't know that…" Emmett started to dial the phone but Esme smacked it out of his hand.

"WAIT, I'M NOT DONE WITH MY DARE!" Everyone in the room groaned.

"No, Esme, the rules say you can't do two dares." Rosalie said.

"Since when?"

"Right now! Now go sit down in that freaky nest you made yourself!" Esme huffed but walked back to the nest (see last chapter) and sat down in it, pouting.

"Call the dog now before I change my mind and make a run for it." Alice said, Emmett picked the phone off of the ground and dialed Jacob's number.

"Hey, it's Emmett. You have to get married to Alice as a part of the Truth or Dare game we're playing or we'll kill Bella. See you in two hours! No being late for your own wedding." Emmett hung the phone up before he got a response.

"Now, where's that other wedding dress you bought?" Emmett smiled evilly.

3 Hours Later

"YAY! I'm the mother-in-law of a werewolf." Esme was dancing around the room while Jacob sat on the couch, looking at her like she was crazy. Emmett was looking over whatever piece of paper that said that Alice and Jacob were now married. Bella and Rosalie were talking over what to dare Jacob to do now that he was apart of the game (Just you wait readers!) and Alice was seething in anger.

"Emmett, when this game is over, you are going to DIE!" Alice said and Jacob nodded slightly.

"No, I'm not." Emmett said. Bella and Rosalie had a cell phone now and looked like they were texting someone. Bella waved Esme over and she took the cell phone, looking at whatever had just been texted (is that even a word?).

"Ooooohhhh, Emmett's gonna kill you two!" Esme laughed.

"He's a little busy torturing the … happy couple." Rosalie said, smirking over at the two of them.

Next time: Jacob's in the game and Emmett's going to … what?