You Never Challenge Brian To A Race

A/N: Part 2 of Five Things! Yay! This is basically where you learn not to race Brian. Ever.


If you want to live a happy life, free from spontaneous car accidents or bullets flying over your head, there are five things you never, ever do.

You never, ever, challenge Brian O'Connor to a street race. Unfortunately, Lily Rush didn't know that.

Lily snorted. "I bet I could beat you in a quarter mile any day, old man," she sneered. Brian merely shook his head and got in his car. Lily did the same, smirking like the cat who got the cream.

"I'm gonna own you, old man, you gon' see why they call me Nitrolily," she muttered.

Brian rolled his eyes. "We talkin' or we racin'?" he asked, gunning his car.

Lily was close on Brian's tale for almost all the race. He had to admit, she was a good driver. Then she got ahead of herself, and of him. It looked like Lily was on for a win- until she hit her NO2 too early. Having timed it completely, Brian NO2'd perfectly and won by six inches.

Lily was left in her car, dumbfounded. Four years of training from six different NASCAR drivers down the drain.

If you want to live a happy life, there is one thing you never, ever do in your life.

You never challenge Brian O'Connor to a street race.