A/N- Sorry for taking so long to post the next chapter for this fan fic, I was busy working on my other piece "When it Begins Again" and doing the research- which isn't research in the traditional sense because it's just me going to the bookstore to reread some of the parts of the New Jedi Order series since I sold my old copies on ebay (I realized later on this was probably a stupid idea because I felt self conscious sitting in Barnes and Nobles with a notebook and reading an SW book). Anyways, that's my random anecdote that explains my delay. I think this new piece isn't as good as the last one (thanks for reviewing the good dr. and nerdtron ). I really appreciate the feedback (even when I'm writing a parody I take good writing seriously). Without further ado, here's the next part of the series (until "When…" is finished there will continue to be spaces between each posting so I'm just giving everyone a heads up).

Luke clung tightly to the shaft as Vader held out his hand, in the other he had a book, which he was reading while talking to Luke.

"No, I am your father."

"My what?"

"Father. F-A-T-H-E-R. You know, the person who never lets you half ass sports, makes you do your homework, yells at you to do all the things you don't want to and yells louder when you back-talk. The person who-"

"Annoys you?" Luke sighed, "Yeah, you annoy me, so I guess I can believe that."

"Really? Wow, this whole convincing business is easier than Palpatine told me it was."

Palpatine's voice sounds in Vader's head, "The Ramen lies!"

"Hello?" Luke waves his hand, then quickly grabs the pole again. "Earth to Vader."

"Huh, what?" Vader clears his throat, "Where were we, oh yes, join me and together we will rule the galaxy as father and son!"

"I think you skipped a part." Luke said, reading the script which was taped to the pole.

"Well, you skipped a line where you were supposed to be denying that I was your father."

"What's the point in denying it if I actually believe you?" Luke thought for a second, "Do you want me to not believe you."

"Nope, I'm good." Vader said. He began reading his book again. Luke strains to see what Vader is reading.

"What's that you're reading?" Luke jerks his head towards the book. Vader holds up a copy of "Pride and Prejudice."

"Oh, that's a classic." Luke said. Vader nods.

"Yeah, but this Darcy guy's a real jerk. I mean he's pretty stuck up and spoiled." Vader nods but Luke raises an eyebrow.

"You should take a look at your own track record, Baldy." Luke said, then began ticking off all the items on his fingers as he said them, "You've killed younglings, you've destroyed Alderaan, you've eaten my cookies-"

"That's because you need to eat your vegetables, I'm already a vegetable." Vader replied. Luke promptly ignored Vader.

"You've dyed your hair pink,"

"When did I do that?"

"When Pink Floyd was hot, Obi-wan was pissed." Luke grinned maliciously.

A/N- Pink Floyd still rules.

"I told him never to tell anyone about that. I'm going to kill him!"

"Too late." Luke said, sighing then continuing to list items, "Well, actually there aren't any more since that would count as spoiling."

"Bleah, like I care. I'm just going to go back to my ship and eat fudge anyways." Vader continued to read the book, pretending to ignore Luke. Sensing he was finally getting on his newly discovered father's nerves, Luke decided he'd steal the cookies out of Vader's pouch.

"Come on, Cookies." Luke muttered and the pouch flew into his hands. Luke gave a loud cheer then Vader's gaze shot down to his now empty belt and at Luke celebrating on the pole.

"Why you- son of a Dagobah swamp monkey!!"

"Actually I'm your son." Luke clarified then let go of the pole.

"No, that's not true, that's impossible! I'm disowning you! I don't care if the emperor kills me for this! You're not coming back to the Death Star and stealing my cookies!" Vader then thinks to himself, Man, this time-line is all messed up. Who the heck is deciding this anyways?

Luke fell down and was rescued by the Millenium Falcon while Han entertained Boba-Fett with Cantina jokes in order to try to get out of being frozen in carbonate.

"And then the thug says 'I don't like you either,'" Han paused, "Then Luke says 'I'll be careful,' and the thug says 'you'll be dead.'" Han slaps his knee, laughing. Boba Fett shakes his head.

"You're really not very funny. Well, nice try, into the carbonate." Boba Fett said.

"Aw, man." Han said with a groan.

Meanwhile Luke celebrates his victory of getting back his cookies only to find there are only crumbs left. "What????" He screams, "Curse you, Red Baron!!"

A/N- Until the next chapter, later!