Chapter 2:
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH DARLA!?" Maurice scream at the bat. "Hey. It's not my fault," Erik pleaded, "she mixed my words around. This is crazier then an RV in a twister!" Maurice starred at him angrily and said, "You both even say the same southern Lingo!" Raymond just sat down and his brain began working. Okay… The Muscular Lemur thought, I asked Erik to talk to Darla, now she thinks he likes her. But in reality, Maurice does and Erik doesn't. How do I fix this?
Just then, King Julien, Mort, and Tanya came back from the Penguin H.Q. "Why are those penguins so rude?" Julien exclaimed. "Maybe because you broke there coffee machine." Tanya said. Then, the trio heard Maurice yelling, so they went to the throne area to see what was going on. "Well," Erik started with his Southern accent, "Maurice here likes Darla, so he asked me to talk to her for him, but it backfired and now I have a date with Darla." "How magnificent!" Julien exclaimed happily, "You are moving on!" "What? NO! I don't love her!" "Oh…okay then." Julien said. "I am getting the feeling that this has already happened." "You mean Déjà vu?" Tanya said. Then Julien looked at her and said, "You are a ja vu!" Tanya just starred at him with a weird expression on her face. "So," She said, "Darla, thinks that Erik likes her, but he doesn't. So you're trying to get her to fall in love with the right guy. Right?" "Pretty much." Raymond answered. "You know, I read this out of a book once…" Tanya said. Raymond just looked at her then said, "Right then. Any ideas how we can fix this?" "Well," Maurice said, "Phil and Mason did go through something like this once. We could ask them." "OH THANK YOU MAURICE!" Erik yelled in excitement.
At the Chimpanzee habitat, Phil and Mason were both playing checkers when Raymond, Tanya, Maurice and Erik walked in. "Okay," Raymond said, "Which one of you is Phil?" Raymond had no idea who they were. Phil just raised his hand. "Right then," Raymond continued, "Erik has a date with Darla. Problem is he was asking her out for Maurice. How do we fix this?" "Ummm He doesn't speak." Mason said. "Don't worry. Raymond knows sign language." Tanya said. "Right," Phil signed, "A long while back, the two of us got a new temporary roommate named Lulu. I was love struck by her. So I asked Mason to talk to her for me, but it backfired." "Lulu?" Raymond signed, "I worked with a Lulu back in Spetznaz. She was giving me Intel." Then Phil began to do more sign language. "Anyway, the way we explained it was I simply spoke to her, more likely sign language. But since you are dealing with Darla, that won't be the best way. So I'm terribly sorry, but we can't help you. Marlene has some good ideas though." "Thank you." Raymond signed. Then Raymond walked over to Erik. "So," the bat said, "What did he say? Will he help?" "Well," Raymond said, "You're screwed." Then Erik had a disappointed look on his face. "But on the bright side, Marlene can help you." Raymond said reassuringly. "Oh good." Erik said. "Tanya looks like you and I are going to do a little stealing. We have to steal the enemy Intel from the Otter. So get me my Ghille suit, Silence pistol, and tranquilizers." Raymond said. "Okay," Tanya said confused, "Or, we can just talk to her." "Where's the fun in that?" Raymond said. "Look," Maurice said, "We got about 5 hours before Erik's date. So let's just beak them up so I can date her!" Raymond just nodded and the lot of them went to the Otter Habitat.
Side Note: Well, here's chapter 2. Sorry it's short. But I had to do some work involving Acceleration, Velocity, Gravity, Displacement, Time, and throwing tennis balls in the sky to see its acceleration and its distance. In other words, Physics. It was so much, by brain burned out and I have a big writers block. Well, that was 1 minute of my life for you. Anyway, I will post up chapter 3 very, very, soon. See ya then!