A/N- Sorry for taking so long, it took a while for my funny bone to finally kick me with a new idea. I'm thinking I'll just ask anyone reading this to write their reviews with requests for scenes from any of the SW movies (original or new) that I'll write as parodies. I'm out of ideas at the moment and I would appreciate suggestions!
Also, a salute to Monty Python is in order for some of the references and inspiration in this parody. =)
A LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG… ETC… TIME AGO (SO LONG AGO IN FACT THAT I CAN BARELY REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED FIVE MINUTES AGO)…
IN A GALAXY (NOT) SO FAR AWAY, SO IN FACT IT'S CLOSE BY, NEXT DOOR, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!
OKAY, WHOEVER WAS WRITING THAT HAS BEEN FIRED. ON TO THE REAL STORY… I MEAN SHORTY. DID I MENTION I LIKE MOOSES? ALL THE MOOSE STUNTS IN THIS FILM ARE REAL, I SWEAR!
WHOEVER FIRED THAT PERSON HAS BEEN CHOKED TO DEATH BY DARTH VADER AND ALL OTHER WRITERS HAVE PROMPTLY BEEN FED GLOW STICKS AND WILL BE OUT OF COMISSION FOR A FEW DAYS. THANK YOU AND SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
AHEM,
A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR AWAY…
STAR WARS: THE LOST EPISODE VII
DARTH VADER AND THE LAND OF THE MUNCHKINS
(NOW YOU KNOW WHY IT WAS LOST)
DARTH VADER, UPON LOSING HIS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY, DECIDED TO FORCE ENTRY INTO CORUSCANT BUT WAS GROUNDED BY HIS FOSTER FATHER, EMPEROR PALPATINE.
MADDENED, VADER GOES TO MUNCHKIN LAND (WHY DOES THAT MAKE ME WANT DONUTS?) IN HOPESM OF GATHERING AN ARMY OF ANGRY MUNCHKINS (DON'T ASK ME WHY THEY'RE ANGRY, IT PROBABLY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT EWOKS WERE CHOSEN TO BE IN STAR WARS AND NOT THEM) AND WITH HIS MUNCHKINS GOES TO OVERTHROW HIS OVERBEARING FATHER. BUT IN THE PROCESS, IS THRWARTED BY COPYRIGHT ISSUES CONCERNING THE WIZARD OF OZ SINCE MUNCHKINS WERE NEVER IN STAR WARS.
DARTH VADER NOW HAS TO GET A LAWYER AND DECIDES TO GET ONE FROM BOSTON LEGAL. UNFORTUNATELY THE ONLY ONE AVAILABLE IS DENNY CRANE SINCE ALLAN ISN'T IN TOWN (ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT THAT HE'S BUSY PLAYING MARIO KART WITH BUGS BUNNY).
IS THERE ANYTHING NORMAL ABOUT THIS STORY. YOU KNOW WHAT, IT CAN JUST STAY LOST!
-END TRANSMISSION-
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO BURN THIS MESSAGE OR IT WILL EXPLODE, GOOD LUCK!
A/N- Well? 90% WTF? 100% WTF? Let me know (once again I was just making stuff up and I'm sorry if you didn't get the BL references, I watch that show so I decided to include it). Sorry for the delay, I promise there won't be three month gaps between posts from now on (I just need you guys to give me suggestions for each chapter). Thanks for reading! =)