Chapter 4:
Erik and Maurice were getting ready to walk into the Baboon Habitat when Skipper informed them the plan. "Okay," The Lead Penguin started, "I want you two to talk to Darla while my team and the two lemurs will watch from certain positions. If all else fails, we will attack immediately. Comprende?" "Ummm…I guess…" Erik said. Then the Bat and the Lemur walked in.
Once the two were in, Skipper and friends got into their positions. Tanya and Kowalski were hiding in a tree inside the Baboon Habitat, Rico and Skipper were hiding behind a rock, and Raymond and Private were behind a bush. "Ummm…Raymond," Private said, "If this doesn't work, what will we do?" "Well private," Raymond said, "If things don't go the way we planned, I always have these." Than Raymond took out a blowgun with Tranquilizer darts. "Is that really necessary?" The Young penguin asked. "Yes it is." The muscular Lemur answered. Then, Darla noticed Erik and Maurice and walked out to greet them. "Okay," Tanya said to Kowalski, "Get ready if she does anything drastic." "Roger." Kowalski answered.
"Hey Erik!" Darla said greeting her new 'boyfriend' "You're early." "Yeah," Erik said with his Southern accent, "You see, there's been a bit of a mix up." "HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!" Maurice screamed. "And why would I believe you?" Darla said angrily at Maurice. "Because I do." Maurice said quietly. Darla stood there, and then started to laugh. "That's funnier than a cow in a twister!" "A what?" Private said to Raymond behind the bush. "She said that's very hilarious." Raymond answered. "Umm Darla," The bat said, "He's telling the truth." "That was even funnier then the first time he said that." Darla said. "But Darla," Maurice began, "He's really being honest. I do like you." "Now, don't make me put your groove in that jar. And luckily you won't get it back like Raymond got his Charisma back from that dance-off." Then Private looked at Raymond. Raymond smiled and said, "Souja boy. Private Souja boy." "Look Darla," Erik said, "The truth is, Maurice does like you, and I don't because I already have a girlfriend. Her names Kelsi." Then Darla starred at Erik. "So," The Baboon said with her Southern Accent, "you mean, you really aren't lying?" "He's not," Maurice began, "I really do like you. I think you're a nice girl, and a heck of a dancer." Then Darla smiled at Maurice and said, "Ah Shoot! Why didn't you just tell me?" "I was a little nervous." Maurice said. Then Darla walked up to Maurice and hugged him. "Mission Accomplished." Skipper said High-fiving Rico. "Ah man," Raymond said Disappointed, "I really wanted to tranquilized someone." Then he put blowgun and Tranquilizing darts away behind his back. "Well, I better get back to the ummm…BYE!" Erik said leaving. "You know," Darla, said to Maurice, "This reminds me of something out of a book…" Then the new couple heard Raymond Scream. "What was that?" Darla said.
When The Penguins, the two Lemurs, and the bat went back to the Otter habitat, Marlene stood at the entrance of the cave. "Umm Erik," Marlene said, "There's someone here to see you." When Erik walked in, he saw a familiar looking Female back with an hourglass figure. "Hello Erik." She said. "Ohhh great," Erik said, "I feel like a worm on a big fishing pole."
"HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME FOR SOME BABOON?" The female bat yelled at Erik. "That's Kelsi?" Marlene said. "Wait, I can explain." Erik said, and then Kelsi hit him with her wing. "DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING!" She yelled at him. Then Raymond jumped in. "Kelsi, how about I tell you." Then Raymond explained everything that happened to Erik, Raymond, and Maurice with Darla to Kelsi. "Ohhh…" Kelsi said, "So Darla thought Erik liked her, but it was Maurice that did and you guys were trying to fix it." "Pretty much." Raymond said. Then Kelsi said, "You know, I read this" Then Raymond interrupted her and said, "Let me guess, you read this out of a book right?" "You read it to?" the female bat asked. "Just heard about it." Then Kelsi looked back to Erik, who was rubbing his head from when Kelsi hit him, and Kelsi said, "Sorry about that." "It's alright." The Southern bat said, "SO, do you forgive me?" Then, Kelsi grabbed Erik and started making out with him. "I take that as a yes." Raymond said covering Privates eyes.