Lex: Wait, cow slippers?

Onyx: Yeah, they have a picture of a cow on them. Heheh… moo.

Lex: DANCE COW DANCE! XD

Soacra-Mea: …? –secretly plans to murder the cow slippers which got all of the girls' attention-

BTW time.

I'm not able to write in past time anymore. I hurt allover when I do that, so I think I'm gonna resort to present.

I'm gonna resort to a different spelling of my name (however my name is pronounced the same), so it would be more appealing to the foreigners. Lex's idea ¬¬. (Lex: Hey!)

Yay I got four reviews. I never got this much reviews in my whole life on a single story. XD But still, if ya want more, review plz. I hate, I mean really hate people who visit, alert, fav and don't leave a review. C'mon guys, it's not fair.

Still, I'm kinda happy. Oh and, this is my best (and interesting) chapter yet. Hope u likey.

Recap:

Naruto and Oanna make their way downstairs, but don't even reach the first floor when they hear a scream.

Oanna's P.O.V.

I freeze in my tracks. Naruto bumps into me, not expecting this sudden halt, and we would have gone tumbling down the stairs if I hadn't caught the balustrade. I run up the stairs and back to the 'laundry' room, as Lex and I like to call it. I burst through the door expecting to see some sort of green, gelatinous, huge ass monster attempting to eat Lex, but I come face to face with a mountain of clean sheets, which I believe Lex intended to move out. The sheets all topple over me, and I fall to the ground, buried under a mass of whiteness.

Naruto runs to the door, almost stepping over me. He notices my green hair (Lex: Wait a minute. What are you doing? Onyx: Shut up, I'm not doing anything wrong! Lex: You don't have green hair! Onyx: So? It's not like it alters the story. I always wanted green hair, and you know it. *3* If I can't have it in reality, I can at least resort to fiction! Lex: Wha? You hypocrite, gimme the keyboard-afhajkwbefcnbwejfajdbwekfakdj) poking out through the white, impossibly clean sheets and pulls me out, dirtying some sheets in the process. I compose myself, trying not to trip over the sheets, and look into the room.

Well, it's… undoubtedly, not what I expected.

Still Oanna's P.O.V.
(I just felt like adding teh line. Sue me.)

I'm standing in the doorway, looking perplexed towards the wardrobe. Geez! I'm becoming slower and slower; I think I've been more baffled today than I've been in my whole life; something must be wrong with me. Or maybe my brain has succumbed to death from too much pressure. That's why I don't usually think. When I consider a situation unimportant, I don't bother to think. I don't give a shit if I appear as an idiot; I want to keep my brain alive, thank you.

However, this situation demands thinking; and I've thought too much today, I can't keep up with it.

You have probably guessed it by now. Right, the main source of my distress is Deidara. He's right there, sprawled on the floor. I think he came out of the washing machine, since the poor rusty thing is shredded and blasted to bits. I don't bother to regard him as a cosplayer; I already know he's the real one. Geez, I think right now I can believe almost anything ya'll throw at me, well except a smiling Sasuke.

As if on cue, Sasuke came out of the washing machine. Smiling.

Lex's P.O.V.

I close my mouth, which was previously hanging open in awe, causing me to salivate, and I'd rather not turn into a dog, thank you. So, Deidara came out of the washing machine. That's okay, I'm getting used to this type of visits. At least he didn't come out of the freakin` wardrobe. That would have knocked me off my feet, and in a bad way.

I cough; I know that wasn't the right thing to do, 'cos now everyone is looking at me like I have an allergy or something. But it's habitual for me to make an awkward situation even more awkward. I look at Oanna first. Poor thing, her brain has overcooked yet again. Then at Naruto; he looks like he was hit by I truck. I understand him; Deidara's from Akatsuki, after all, and Naruto always thought he's dead. Lastly, I look at Deidara…

Dude, ISN'T HE PREEEEETTY?!?!!!!

I stare at Deidara with my jaw dropped, amazed by his prettiness… Until a smiling Sasuke decides to ruin my awe-induced state. Damn him.

Naruto's P.O.V.

So, um, yeah. This is getting annoying, really. Why can't anyone here acknowledge my pain? Heck, the girls make it even worse!! C'mon, you gotta put yourself in my place.

So, I come into this unnatural world because of god knows what witchcraft (or maybe Kakashi's stupid Mangekyou), and then these deranged humans (I bet they're not even human) find me, take me to their home, make me stay here almost against my will, and now Akatsuki comes into the picture.

Dang it all.

Lex and Oanna don't seem very vexed with the Akatsuki's arrival. Shocked, yes, but not irritated. Lex is actually stared at the blond guy like he's some sort of divinity. I thought I was the divinity in this house, darn it! I keep myself from huffing; that would surely get things going, and I'm comfortable with the hypnosis put on the three persons in front of me.

I'm on the verge of turning on my heels to leave, but another person comes tumbling out from the washing machine. Well… now I understand how the girls felt when they first saw me. My eyes widen, pupils dilate, and I discover I can't move at all. Because of all people, Sasuke has just come out of the washing machine.

Not only that, but when his eyes met mine, the bastard had the nerve to smile.

Mary's P.O.V.

"Humm, dee hmmm… I feel like a monster…" I'm humming my new favorite song, while preparing the table in the kitchen for four persons. Okay, I know I tend to exaggerate a bit. I mean, who the hell eats pizza at the table nowadays? With the tableware?! Argh, whatever. I've finished the pleasant chat with the pizza boy a bit earlier, and I have nothing to do right now.

I don't dare to go upstairs and get some chores shoved in my face by Lex, like cleaning a bathroom or something like that. I cringe; I certainly don't like cleaning. And I'm not spoiled, urgh! Who says Oanna's the only one who has the right to be lazy?! … You guys are mean, seriously.

URGH, AN ANT!! SOMEBODY BURN IT RIGHT NOW!!

…

What? I just don't like bugs. Oanna acts like that too, so don't come laughing at my face.

I freeze for a moment, because I've just heard a scream coming from upstairs. Judging by the tone, it was Lex's voice. It wasn't low like Oanna's or, err, disturbing like Naruto's. Well, Lex doesn't randomly scream like that… Hum, whatever, the guys will probably take care of it.

I skip happily towards the living room, only to fall flat on my face, because I've just tripped on an abandoned sandwich, which looks like it has been laying here for… months. I get up, groaning and cursing the sandwich, the possibility of taking it and throwing it away not even present in my head. Erm… yeah.

… Man, something's not right upstairs, I can feel it. I can't hear any sounds, which is unthinkable, because I could bet that a pillow fight would emerge. I don't get what Oanna and Lex do with so many sheets and pillows stacked up there; they are probably playing ghost at night. How un-scary.

I climb up the stairs, ready to check up on my favorite victims. Did I mention I'm a vampire? Me likey my fangs. Yep, me do.

WHOOSH! I trip, and tumble down the stairs, landing… yep, you guessed it, flat on my face. I was probably lost in my thoughts, and that caused me to trip. I'm not that stupid, you know… I SAID I'M NOT!!!

Who the hell am I arguing with anyway?

… Me not stupid. T_T

Okay, so I managed to climb all the way up to the second level. Now what? … Ah, right. I have to save the day, yay me.

Normal P.O.V.

They stay in silence, each waiting for the other to do, or say, or at least move something. Like a face muscle, for example. That's a start.

Oanna's face resembles pain, because there's nothing on this world she hates more than silence. Okay, there is. I mean, who the hell likes liver with onions?!

Lex is somewhere between awed and pissed. Now, you guess why and at who.

Naruto is… well, he looks like he could murder someone. Naruto, we understand you, but murdering someone right now isn't the best idea. Well… unless you murder Sasuke. That would do us all a favor.

Suddenly, a chubby figure bursts into the room, throwing the door against the wall with immense force. The blonde skips in happily, not noticing the tension at first. However, she trips over a pillow, even though it's kinda impossible to trip over a pillow, and falls flat on her face. She lands right in front of Deidara, fanning the blond's long hair away from his face.

Magical dots, three at number, appear above everybody's head. However, Mary gets up like nothing ever happened (we guess she's used to take that kind of hits), and halts abruptly when she notices Deidara.

"… DEIDARA! O,O"

Mary's eyes turn into saucers, but she regains her composure when a thought strikes her. She quickly runs up to Deidara, yanking one of his hands in an almost brutal manner, earning a scowl from the blond, but she doesn't seem to care. She brings it very, very close to her face, and a tongue emerges from Deidara's palm, almost touching Mary's nose… She giggles.

"… DEIDARA! OwO"

She immediately jumps up and… yep, pulls him into a bear hug. Naruto audibly winces, remembering the hug he earned earlier from the buxom girl.

A gasp echoes through the room, and Mary releases Deidara (luckily for him), turning back to see who just dared to interrupt her bonding moment. Her eyes scan the room, squinting at Lex and Oanna in particular, and after that her eyes lock onto Sasuke, widening.

"… SASUKE! O,O … Wait, Sasuke?"

Oh, shit.

Finished chapter FIVE. Yay me.

BTW, the song Maria is humming is 'Monster' by Skillet. (The only song I like from Skillet, yay.)

Now, place your bets! What do you think:

1. Does Mary completely abhor Sasuke?

or

2. Does she have an intense, everlasting love for him?

Lex: BTW, How long are you going to go on with this?

Onyx: It was your idea, idiot. So dunno, you decide.

Lex: Can we have Mr. Mackey come it?

Onyx: Nope, 'cos this is a normal story, not a crossover, mmkay?

Lex: Can't you just change that? ,

Onyx: Oh look! MJ is NOT dead!

Lex: WHA?!?!?!?! WTF SHOW ME THAT RIGHT NOW FLINj dnFHN IOJKnfvjs samdala;c;./.

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