Disclaimer: Nope, not FF7. Definately not FF7.

A/N: Um, i'm pretty sure this isn't what you wanted Beautiful Phantom but hey, you did want Kagome and Vincent in a story together! :D

Characters: Kagome, Vincent Valentine, Yuffie, Tifa, Cloud

Words: 331

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Yuffie and Tifa stared at their new tag along as she carefully inspected Vincent Valentine.

Kagome stared at Vincent in a scrutinizing manner making him twitch uncomfortably. She even walked around him in circles, looking him up and down.

Vincent felt violated.

Yuffie and Tifa remained quiet, waiting to hear what Kagome had to say about him.

They held their breaths in anticipation.

Kagome finally decided to voice her thoughts.

"Lucky! Your Naraku is hotter than our Naraku!"

"What?!?"

Kagome nodded to herself self assuredly.

"Yep, this has to be the Naraku of this universe. I mean look at him! Black hair, red eyes, an oddly feminine face?" Vincent looked aghast. "It has to be Naraku!"

Kagome stopped flailing her arms about to look at Vincent again.

"I have to admit, there are some differences. Our Naraku has curly hair and purple stuff on top of his eyes but don't worry, that's nothing a curling iron and some purple eye shadow couldn't do!"

Vincent stood there looking vaguely constipated while Yuffie and Tifa nearly bust a lung stifling their laughter.

That mental image of Vincent with makeup and a perm was too much.

Cloud decided to step in before somebody finally snapped.

"Er, Kagome? From what I've heard of your world, I don't think that Vincent is the equivalent of Naraku here."

Kagome looked surprised. "Really? Do explain."

"Well, for one, he's not our enemy. He's our ally. Well, kinda. Sorta. O-on a good day he is."

"Really?" Kagome look a bit miffed that her great discovery was being unproven.

"Yeah. He's helped us a couple times and can be a nice when he wants to be."

"Wow."

"I know. Shocking, really."

Kagome looked defeated. "So, Vincent really isn't your big bad, evil villain?"

"Nope."

"Well then, who is?"

Cloud knew the answer to that. He rummaged in his pockets and pulled out a picture of Sephiroth that he conveniently kept with him.

"This guy right here."

"WHAT THE HELL? SESSHOUMARU?"

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Oh come on, you HAD to know that was coming.
And you have to agree, those to do look alike.
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