Disclaimer: Nope, i don't even own any of the animes below. And just because i own a couple Shonen Jump volumes, i don't actually own Shonen Jump.

Characters: Kagome and various other ambiguous characters (pfft yeah right)

Words: 632

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Kagome sat patiently in the waiting room, flipping idly through a Shonen Jump that had been lying on the table. She had been called in for a physical. Why? She had no idea. It'd been a while since she did any sports and she hadn't had a physical since then so she wasn't aware of any changes they had to make to the procedure, if there were any changes at all.

To be honest, she was a little nervous. It had been more than a while since she last had her physical. What if they found something fatally wrong with her? What if she had some horrible deformity she never knew about until now?

Kagome breathed in deeply and exhaled, looking around the room discreetly to see if anyone had witnessed her small breakdown. Nope! It was just some silver haired guy with a face mask and bandana covering his eye and a loud mouth blond with whiskers and both were too involved in their conversation to notice her. Well, at least the blond one was, the silver haired guy was just reading a pervy book. Really, he shouldn't be doing that in front of such a small and corruptible kid.

Now that she looked at the blond kid closer, he did look awfully familiar. Like, she had seen him somewhere before or read about him. Actually, so did the silver haired guy. Kagome shrugged, and returned to her Shonen Jump.

She was distracted from her thoughts, however, when the nurse poked her head out and called for a 'Mr. Uzumaki'. The blond's eyes widened comically and started flailing about.

"No! You can't make me go in there! No sensei! NOOOOO!!!!"

Kagome stared with wide eyes as the blond was dragged by his sensei, the silver haired guy. She shook her head to clear her mind.

Oh crap, now I'm worried. What will they do to him? No! I can't think that! The doctor couldn't possibly be that horrible! I just met his sister earlier!

It was true, she had met a Lenalee Lee and the pretty nurse had informed her that the doctor, Dr. Komui Lee, was her brother. The nurse had seemed nice enough and Kagome was comforted by that fact.

But the screams of the blond and the sounds his body parts were making (and Kagome was positive they shouldn't) were starting to freak her out a bit.

CRACK, RIP, SNAP, AUUUGH

"GYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

Outside, Kagome paled dramatically and you could see her soul float up into oblivion.

The screams of agony and the sound of body parts being readjusted finally ceased and a few moments of tense silence passed. The silver haired man appeared in the doorway with the blond standing next to him, looking quite traumatized with hairs sticking out at odd ends.

"Come on Naruto!" the silver head guy said with a cheery grin, or at least Kagome thought it was a grin, his head was too far in his book for her to see properly. The hyper youth that she had seen earlier just dragged his feet slowly after his sensei.

Okay, now she was really worried.

A nurse appeared in her peripheral vision and Kagome swung her head towards her. Save me! Save meeeee!

"Excuse me? Are you Miss Higurashi?" the nurse asked with a smiling face.

Not unless you're sending me to another doctor. "Yes, that's me."

"Oh, we forgot to give this to you!" The nurse handed her a bag with a biohazard sign on it and a small cup. Kagome stared at them blankly.

"What am I supposed to do with these?"

The nurse looked at her sympathetically and motioned for her to come closer. The nurse leaned to whisper in Kagome's ear.

Silence.

"I HAVE TO DO WHAT IN A CUP?!?"

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I really need to stop going to the doctor's. I keep getting these wacky ideas for stories....
Three needles: one flu shot, one for TB test, and one for a blood sample.
And all i needed was a physical...
And yes, i did my first ever urine sample.
It was so enlightening.