A/N: please review. thank-you to the people who actually bothered to review.

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Tony was sitting at his desk in the bullpen. He was supposed to be doing paperwork but he decided to throw paperballs at Probie instead.

"Tony! Will you please stop throwing paper at McGee." Ziva yelled.

"Fine. I'll stop throwing them at McGee." he said as he threw one at her.

Ziva pushed her chair back, causing it to crash against the wall behind her and walked over to Tony. She had him cornered and she pulled out her knife.

"I swear to God, if you don't stop being a pain in the ass and do your paperwork, I will castrate you." she told him, while tracing her knife over the crotch area of his trousers.

Tony grinned and leaned up to her ear, "No you won't Ziva, because then there would be no sex. And we both know that you wouldn't want that to happen." he whispered.

Ziva stood up and walked away, "I hate you, that isn't fair."

Tony just sat and smiled smugly, "No you don't. You just hate losing"

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Gibbs came in a hour later, coffee cup in hand," Gear up, we've got a case."

"Where boss?"McGee asked.

Gibbs looked at Tony, "Baltimore, sailor was found dead last night, Detective Jameson has the lead."

"Jameson?" Tony enquired," This will be fun. Guy's an asshole."

"I'm sure he feels the same way," Ziva smirked.

"See you say that now, but wait until he is trying to grab your ass and trying to get you to sleep with him, you'll want to kill him with a paper clip." Tony told her.

Gibbs and McGee walked out of the bullpen to the elevator. Ziva was about to follow when Tony grabbed her arm, "Seriously Ziva, the guy is a bastard. Be careful, ok. I don't want you getting hurt, or arrested for stabbing him."

Ziva smiled and leant up to kiss him.

"Will you two hurry up!"Gibbs yelled from the elevator.

"Do you think if I said no he would shoot me?"he asked Ziva.

She laughed and dragged him to the elevator.

A/N: Yes, it's crap and very short, but reviews will make the writing batter and the chapters longer.