(Still got more for you.)
In another section of the forest, Naruto, Itachi, all eight members of the X-Men, Captain America, Tenten, Shion, Hotaru, Kurotsuchi, and Ino were facing off against Deidara who was flying around on a large clay bird, "Hey down there, you fellas wanna see my art it's a bang!" he dropped multiple miniature clay sculptures of birds, "Incoming!" Kurotsuchi called as they were all trying to take cover while Captain America used his shield to protect himself.
"Man the Nazi's would've loved to have him in their platoon." Cap said to himself.
Gambit looked up calling, "So ya like to play with explosives huh, hey Rogue give me some support."
"No problem." Rogue took Gambit all the way up as he whipped out an ace card.
"Here's a little bang of my own!" the mutant threw his card at the bird that exploded causing the bird to explode as well with Deidara flying off.
"When he hits the ground we'll surround him." Naruto ordered.
"That won't work." Itachi replied as they noticed Deidara emit a clay dragon and saved himself.
"How much clay does that guy have?" Wolverine asked.
"Too much." Kurotsuchi answered.
"He's going for another aerial bomb." Ino called.
Shion tapped into her power, "We've determined all the bombs impact. Everyone back away into the thicker trees!"
The group did so, avoiding all the little clay bombs much to Deidara's irritation, "So they got some sensory types as well do they, well let's see how long they can continue dodging," He suddenly noticed the clouds getting darker, "Hey what's with the change in weather?" he saw Storm hover before him.
"Power of lightning come to my aid!" She called as lightning started flashing around trying to strike Deidara who kept trying to maneuver away from the strikes.
"Geez a woman who controls weather? I can see why Itachi ditched us." The bomber said to himself.
Cyclops was on a tall tree's branch tying to get a clear shot, "And… now!" he fired his blast nailing Deidara sending him off the clay creature.
"Whoa!" Deidara latched onto another trees branch, "Man this just isn't my day."
"And neither will any other day!" Beast swung from an upper branch grabbing Deidara in a grip lock as they plummeted for the earth until Beast noticed Deidara turning white and the substance was sticking to him.
"Hey what's grabbing Hank?" Wolverine asked.
"It's one of Deidara's clay clones." Itachi said.
When Beats hit the ground the clay continued to try and consume him, "Someone get this off me!"
"Hang on Hank!" Wolverine used his blades to cut the clay with the help of Naruto and Tenten morphing their limbs into sharp knives.
Soon Hank was able to burst free from the hardening clay, "Thank you everyone."
"But if that was a clone then where's the real Deidara?" Hotaru asked.
"Where else?" Kurotsuchi motioned to the flying dragon that descended and out from it emerged Deidara as his creation poofed away.
"Well you're all proving to be quite the fighters." Deidara smirked.
"Is that suppose to be a compliment?" Jean crossed her arms.
"Of course, I've seen a lot ninja with multiple abilities but you guys, now you're the real deal."
"Well we're not ninja's bomber boy." Gambit answered.
"We're heroes." Jubilee answered.
"Heroes, now that's a new one. All right heroes let's see you handle this!" he said revealing clay spiders crawling around the trees close to them.
"It's a trap!" Storm called.
"Everyone down!" Naruto called as they took cover but before they could blow up they were contained in force fields.
Arriving on the scene were Susan Storm and Dr. Strange along with the other heroes, "Everyone all right?" Spiderman asked swinging onto the scene.
"We're fine now thanks." Cap answered.
"More of you huh, this is a real treat." Deidara smirked.
"Don't be foolish Deidara, even you don't stand a chance against all of us." Itachi explained as everyone surrounded him.
"Oh don't I?" Deidara asked smirking, "Let me show you something I've been saving for a special occasion." he threw off his cloak and ripped open his shirt revealing another mouth on his chest where his heart is with it sewn shut.
"Whoa, that is disgusting." Spiderman gagged at the sight.
"Mock all you want because I'm gonna show you my ultimate masterpiece," Deidara began as he used a kunai to cut the sewing allowing the mouth to open. He fed the mouth a clump of his clay that started chewing it, "For you see this technique allows me to self destruct myself resulting in one massive explosion."
"Another explosion we better take cover!" Cyclops warned everyone but was interrupted by Deidara.
"Running is pointless! This explosion will cover a ten mile radius, and I doubt any of you are fast enough to outrun it." He said as dark veins appeared on his body.
"But Deidara-nii self destructing yourself means you're only going to kill yourself!" Kurotsuchi warned him.
"And it'll take all of you with me," Deidara's veins started retreating back to the mouthpiece forming into a sphere with a face on it making his body get absorbed into it as well until all that there was left was the black sphere, "I've really enjoyed our time together guys, but remember art is a bang!" the heroes were about ready to turn tail and run despite the Akatsuki member's warning.
Just as the bomb was about to go off Naruto dove at it with the symbiote spitting up one of his father's special marked kunai, "Jikuuan Kekkei (Time-Space Barrier)!" This opened up a time space seal that absorbed the incoming explosion until it vanished, but the force from absorbing it thrusted Naruto back into a tree, "We did it." He looked high up into the sky and could see a faint explosion appear far off in the sky.
"Whoa what just happened?" Thing asked.
"I'm not sure, but it looked as if Naruto absorbed the explosion and teleported it into the sky, but how's that possible?" Dr. Strange asked.
"It's thanks to another one of our father's special teleportation jutsus." Naruto answered and found himself pulled into a kiss by Tsunade as his wives surrounded him.
"You did well Naruto we're proud of you." Tsunade said as Naruto smiled.
"What happened with Sasori?" Itachi asked the others.
"We took care of Pinocchio like that." Johnny snapped his fingers.
"But it wasn't easy he was very persistent." Iron Man replied.
"So that's two Akatsuki members down." Naruto said.
"And only seven more to go." Tenten said.
"Correct however the remaining ones are not to be taken lightly, Sasori and Deidara are nothing compared to the other ones as you Naruto have already experienced." Itachi reminded him of Kisame.
"We know." Naruto nodded.
"Just how powerful are these Akatsuki members?" Spiderman asked.
"If may surprise you Spiderman but some of these members have found ways to cheat death." Itachi explained.
"Just like Sasori." Black Cat remembered.
"Yes, it will take all of our strengths combined to over come them all." Itachi explained.
"So what're we waiting for let's keep moving!" Thing pumped a fist up.
"Way ahead of ya." War Machine agreed as they all took off again.
Meanwhile back at the Akatsuki HQ Dormammu was fuming. Zetsu had returned with both halves and told the entity, and his two other bosses of what happened, "I can't believe those two failed! I thought you Akatsuki were supposed to be invincible!" Dormammu shouted turning to Zetsu, and blasted him with his fire power, and one shot of the fire caused Zetsu to disintegrate into nothingness.
"Was that really necessary?" Madara asked.
"Yes he was our best info gatherer." Pain added.
Dormammu turned to him, "If you truly want my help in conquering the ninja land you will help me eliminate that symbiote."
"And we shall I've already dispatched another to deal with them." Pain answered.
"And are you sure it will succeed?" Dormammu questioned.
"I'm positive because this member never runs out of energy." The Rinnegan wielder answered.
Back with the heroes, they continued moving throughout the land but started getting tired, "I don't think I can shoot another web strand." Spiderman landed on the ground.
"We're all very exhausted from all that fighting. I think its best we stop here besides look at the clouds." Reed motioned to the sky with dark clouds coming together.
"Looks like we'll be in for a washout." Wolverine noticed.
"We need to find shelter and fast." Shizuka said.
"Leave that to us," Tsunade began some hand signs, "Mokuton: Shichuuka no Jutsu (Wood style: Four Pillar Home technique)!" wood pillars emerged from the ground and came together and took the form of a luxurious looking hotel.
"Wow instant home." Gambit was amazed.
"I'm starting to love your ninja ninjutsu." Spiderman admitted.
"Come on rain's about to start." Naruto said as a downpour commenced and they rushed inside looking nearly soaked. Naruto and his wives powered down their symbiotes back into their regular clothes.
"We'll be safe in here until the rain stops. Until then we all should get some rest." Tsunade ordered.
"We agree with Lady Tsunade." Mei voiced up.
"Alright then troops turn in." Naruto ordered and everyone did so taking a few rooms to rest up.
Naruto was in one room until his wives entered, "You ok Naruto?" Samui asked.
"We've been better." Naruto replied.
"Wanna talk about it?" Hotaru asked as they went over to his bed placing themselves next to him on both sides.
"We knew the kind of stuff we'd be getting into going out on this mission, but having just faced two Akatsuki members today and the others that are waiting for us only makes us worry." He felt Shizune and Anko wrap their arms around him.
"We understand how you feel Naruto." Shizune comforted him.
"But remember we're all in this together." Anko added.
Tenten got into his lap wrapping his arms around him, "And as long as we are together we'll overcome anything that stands in our way." She pulled him into a passionate kiss.
When they broke Naruto smiled, "Thanks girls, we really needed this."
"That's not all you need." Tsunade said as she and the girls used their symbiotes to de-morph their clothes leaving them stark naked.
"What, here?" Naruto asked.
"We all need this Naruto, and you can't deny it." Mei explained.
Naruto feeling himself grow stiff below really couldn't hide it, "You're right, we really can't. Very well," Naruto said as his symbiote also de-morphed his clothes leaving him in the buff like the ladies, "Though let's pray no one will hear anything or come barging in."
The ladies piled around him as Tsunade and Mei pressed their busty mounds into his chest, "Don't worry baby things won't get too weird." Tsunade said as she and the Mizukage gave him a double-side kiss on his cheeks.
Outside in the pouring rain, a figure was making his way towards the hero's place of rest. The figures appearance was shrouded from the dark of the night until a light flash struck showing it was Kisame who was grinning in eagerness.
(Kisame's coming up next.)