(Almost finished.)
Naruto and his allies looked at the eight Naruto's that approached, "Madame Web what's all this about, who're all of these guys?" Naruto was confused.
"Isn't it obvious pal, we're you." One Naruto carrying a bunch of weapons answered.
"We can see that, but how can this be?" Catastrophe Naruto asked until Spiderman approached.
"I can explain Naruto, I dealt with this before. All these Naruto's here are different versions of you from multiple universes parallel to your own."
"Multiple universes?" Catastrophe Naruto asked.
"Allow me to explain the concept of the Multiverse theory," Beast started, "This theory tells that there exist more than one parallel version type of universe opposite of your own that hang off another like branches on a tree. Judging from the seven of them they are all alternate versions of yourself, though to them you are also an alternate version through their eyes."
"Unbelievable." Catastrophe Naruto gasped.
"Well what he says is true." One Naruto wearing sunglasses and had oversized feet answered.
"Like you we're all similar in many ways and yet also different." Another Naruto wearing a silver racecar suit answered.
"So each one of you is a ninja with special powers or abilities?" Catastrophe Naruto asked them.
One Naruto who was wearing a school like uniform approached, "Uh not all of us, I don't have your life or ninja abilities or special powers."
"Then what're you?" Catastrophe Naruto asked.
"I'm well a high school student." He answered.
"High school?" Sakura asked.
"A type of educational level where I'm from." Spiderman answered for the other Naruto.
"Each of the Naruto's shall give their story to you all, and you Naruto should especially pay attention, you may learn stuff about yourself in ways you never knew." Madame Web explained as each of the Naruto's took a seat around a circular table, "Now then why don't we start from left to right, starting with you." The elder woman motioned to the one Naruto with big feet and wearing sunglasses. He wore a crimson red cloak, a black sleeveless shirt, black boots, blue jeans, and dark tinted sunglasses.
The Naruto stood up, as Madame Web projected scenes from his world fighting along side thirteen people with extraordinary powers, "I'm Meta-human Naruto, in my world I was trained by these thirteen super powered figures Static, Gear, Ebon, Hotstreak, Rubberband man, She-Bang, Talon, Shiv, Kangor, Puff, Onyx, Carmen, and Ferret who with the help of Kyubi bestowed upon me their own powers and abilities. That's how I became known in my world as the Bang Baby Shinobi."
The guys took all he said in as Spiderman saw some of the people that Naruto was fighting along side with, "Wait a minute I know those heroes, Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, they're all DC heroes."
"DC?" Meta-Human Naruto asked.
"It's a comic book company that published those heroes you fought along side with. I'm surprised they actually do exist, well in your world actually." The web-slinger explained.
Madame Web nodded while motioning to the next Naruto who was wearing shinobi sandals with holsters on the side containing one sai each, blue pants with two holsters each containing a nunchuck and one Tri-baton, a black shirt, a red sleeveless long coat containing one Kusarigama inside, a gauntlet on his left arm containing a fold up Bo-staff, on his back were twin katana sheathed along with a bigger sword and a spear weapon.
"In my world I was taken in and raised by my mentor Master Splinter," the second Naruto motioned to the image projected by Web of a mutant rat wearing a red robe.
"You realize your mentor's a rat?" Catastrophe Naruto asked.
"He's more than a mentor to me, he's also like my father," the one Naruto continued, "Anyway I was trained along side my four mutant turtle adopted brothers Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello in the art of ninjitsu. We live by the code of the martial arts, never start a fight unless someone else starts, we stick together no matter what, and if all else fails we kick butt. I became known to my peers as the Teenage Jinchuriki Shinobi."
"Catchy." Catastrophe Naruto admitted.
Tenten whispered to Temari, "He's got some impressive weaponry."
Spiderman thought, 'The Ninja Turtles too? This multiverse of Naruto's world is full of surprises.'
"Who's that?" Sakura asked seeing in the viewing screen of Naruto, the turtles, and their allies facing off against a man decked out in bladed armor.
"My brothers worst enemy the Shredder, guilty of countless crimes, one being the murder of my mentor's master. He was a dishonorable creature."
Suddenly there was a slam on the table startling everyone who saw the cause of it came from the one Naruto decked out in black and gray armor covered in red blades making it look like a deadlier version of the Shredder only his helmet was off revealing Naruto underneath, "Mind your tongue! The Shredder was an honorable man and hero of the ninja land!" he argued.
"You villain sympathizer!" Teen Ninja Naruto argued back.
"Why you!" the armored Naruto called as the two were ready to go at it until Madame Web used her powers to separate them.
"There will be no need for any squabble now! Both of you have different depictions of who the Shredder was, but that is no excuse to look down upon each other's version as you recall your worlds are different and therefore you should be respectful of each other and the differences between both worlds."
The two Naruto's thought about what she said and turned to each other, "Guess we did bring our personal affairs into this matter when we shouldn't have seeing as we're not responsible for how our worlds work." Teen Naruto said to the other one.
"Agreed, truce?" he held out his hand.
"Truce." The two shook on it.
"Now then, you may proceed with your tale." Web motioned to the armored Naruto while showing his history in her screen.
"I am Shredder Naruto, in my world the Shredder was an honorable man and master of ninjitsu who served under Konoha during its starting time. I by luck stumbled upon his old underground training facility where I learned the secrets of the art of the Foot Clan. I trained and practiced for years until I officially started carrying on the mantle of the Shredder bringing together my own army of Foot Ninja to serve under Konoha."
"Hey doesn't it get hot under all that armor, and isn't it heavy on you?" Johnny asked.
"I've grown used to it." Shredder Naruto admitted.
The next Naruto stood up prepared to give his story. This Naruto was dressed in a silver racecar looking suit and an Indiana Jones hat, "You all can call me Spy Naruto. In my world I found out my mother was alive and well. She was lied to into thinking I died alongside my father. She fled to the land known as America where she was recruited by a secret government organization known as WOOHP. There she trained in the field of super spy and became well known by many enemies. When her superior discovered I was still alive I was reunited with my mother and was trained in the art of super spy as well. And with my regular training in Konoha along with a few power ups from an unexpected source, I have become the ultimate ninja spy."
The next Naruto, who was dressed in the green outfit and gold shield removed his dragon helmet, "I'm Green Ranger Naruto. In my world I was chosen by a wise man named Tommy Oliver to carry on his legacy and become the leader of the next generation of Power Rangers. Me and my team of rangers have sworn to protect the lands from the forces of evil that Orochimaru unleashes upon the nations."
Tsunade and Jiraiya watched the viewing scene with Orochimaru sending a monster to Konoha, "Wow that's something our Orochimaru could never do." Jiraiya told his teammate.
"For real." Tsunade nodded.
The next Naruto stood up. This Naruto was wearing black shinobi sandals, gray pants held up by a belt with a dragon looking belt buckle, a black shirt with a fire symbol on it, a black opened long coat with no sleeves and a split tail going from the waist to the back of his knees, black fingerless gloves, and a pair of yellow-orange sunglasses, "I'm Chi Wizard Naruto, and my tale has two sides of it. One day I stumbled upon a vault located in the Hokage monument and residing in it was a statue that housed the spirit of an ancient dragon spirit known as Shendu. But please allow me to introduce you to him." The Naruto said as he closed his eyes and opened them revealing they became glowing red as he spoke with a different voice, a raspy ghostly one.
"Greetings Naruto's of the universe and allies; I am Lord Shendu Demon Sorcerer of Fire. From our dimension I once ruled over a land known as China centuries ago with my demon brothers and sisters until we were banished to a netherworld. I however managed to escape banishment and took China as my own, until my subjects rose up against me imprisoning me to stone and separating my powers into the form of twelve talismans. And let's just say after numerous events my statue and my talismans were locked away inside the Hokage monument where Naruto found me."
Shendu's link ended as Naruto continued, "Yes, anyway Shendu offered to make me into a strong ninja with the use of his talismans and his spirit. So by destroying the statue imprisoning him he fused into me and taught me everything about his powers, as well as a special type of sorcery known as chi magic, quite handy actually. That's when I've decided to train and become a Chi Wizard ninja."
"Such an amusing type of magic I've never heard of such sorcery." Dr. Strange said.
Catastrophe Naruto turned to the second to last Naruto, who had red hair done up in the same hair style as the rest, wore black shinobi sandals, long blue cargo pants, a black short sleeved shirt with red flame patterns, and black unzipped flak vest, "What about you?"
"I am Psychic Naruto, and my tale isn't a happy one." He began.
"How so?" Shredder Naruto asked.
"Well the thing is I'm a banished shinobi."
"Banished?!" the Naruto's gasped in shock.
"That's right," he continued, "After our mission to retrieve Sasuke was successful, the council overpowered Baa-san's authority and had me banished for hurting Sasuke."
"WHAT?!" they screamed.
"How could they do that?!" Teen Ninja Naruto asked in outrage.
"They just did. Because of that I was forced to leave my home in Konoha. With a new fresh start I changed up my hair color and clothes. Then one night changed my life forever. I saw something fall out of the sky and land in the forest. I went there and found something in the earth that was out of this world," They saw the flashback provided by Web as they saw that world's Naruto approach a large crystal like pulsing heart object, "Whatever that thing was did something to my brain giving me psychic powers. After that incident I started learning to control and expand my powers resulting in me becoming a predator to my enemies from Akatsuki to Danzo. And you know my banishment from Konoha ended up becoming liberation. Thanks to that I've traveled all over the ninja land helping others, and making new friends. Even though I can no longer set foot in Konoha, I prefer my new life over my last."
The whole group looked sad and yet happy for this Naruto, seeing they were all lucky to have not been banished themselves. Suddenly the Naruto's eyes fell on the one powerless Naruto, "Well as I said before I don't exactly have a life like you guys, or jutsu and demon powers. I'm a sophomore in High School, Konoha High to be exact."
"Konoha High?" the Naruto's asked as Meta-Human Naruto spoke.
"The whole village is an academy?"
"No, the academy is a regular building it's just called Konoha high," The powerless Naruto explained, "But my high school life isn't the only focus of my life. I do have a goal. You see I'm also a street fighter. And there's a street fighting system going on in the city composed of multiple street fighters and teams that aim to be the best in the city. My goal is to beat the best team and become the number one street fighter in all Japan."
"Sounds like a long dream to accomplish especially since you don't have an edge like most of us." Spy Naruto said.
"Hey what I lack in supernatural abilities I make up for in hand to hand combat. Though seeing what you guys are capable of I still couldn't compare to your moves." Powerless Naruto replied.
"We guess now we should tell you our story." Catastrophe Naruto stood up.
"That's not necessary. Madame Web's already filled us in on everything about you. You're one hell of a bad ass ninja." Psychic Naruto replied.
"Arigato." Catastrophe Naruto nodded his head.
"Now that we know each other let's get to the good stuff, how many ladies you guys got?" Spy Naruto asked.
This sudden question got everyone around them shocked until Sakura shouted, "What the hell? How can you ask something like that so blunt?!"
"Yeesh, definitely louder than my Sakura." Spy Naruto chuckled.
"Well since we're talking that I'll go first," Bang Baby Naruto began, "In my world I'm in a relationship with three one of which being Tenten," Tenten from the current universe blushed seeing she's still with Naruto in another world, "And the other two being Hinata and her sister Hanabi."
Hinata suddenly turned red, "Me and Naruto?"
"You are involved with Hinata and her own sister?" Neji asked in shock.
"Hey I can't help it if I'm that attractive to someone a bit younger than me." The Meta-Human Naruto answered.
"Next." Catastrophe Naruto turned to Teen Ninja Naruto who answered.
"Well I only got two one of which being Hinata," Hinata once again turned red seeing she was in relationship with two different Naruto's in their worlds, "And second is someone different a girl named Himeko who's clan in my world is a branch cousin to the Uchiha clan."
"And is Sasuke ok with you dating his cousin?" Sakura asked.
"Are you kidding me, in my world he's my best bud." Teen Ninja Naruto answered.
"Mine too." Spy Naruto added until they noticed some of the other Naruto's looked a little down about that.
"Isn't he with you guys?" Teen Ninja Naruto asked.
"I made peace with him when he died." Bang-Baby Naruto answered.
"So did I." Shredder Naruto added.
"We're fellow classmates and we used to be a tag team street fighting duo until he gave up on that dream." Powerless Naruto answered.
"Our relationship with him is debatable." Catastrophe Naruto answered.
Chi Wizard Naruto, Psychic Naruto, and Green Ranger remained silent, "Don't wanna talk about it." Chi Wizard Naruto answered.
"I don't either." Green Ranger Naruto added.
"He got me banished from Konoha." Psychic Naruto reminded them.
Rather than pry any further they continued with Shredder Naruto, "I only have one, and that's Ino."
"Us?" Ino gasped.
"Yeah you're my lady Shredder." Shredder Naruto smirked making Ino blush.
"Only one, are you nuts?" Spy Naruto asked.
"Hey one's enough for me, what about you spy guy?"
"Well I actually have six, three of which as Sakura, Ino, and Hinata." Spy Naruto answered making Hinata and Ino blush while Sakura gasped.
"What me with you, come on am I supposed to believe that in another world you and I are an item?" the Pinkette asked.
"That's how it is Sakura, and you should see how you girls look." Spy Naruto said as Web showed an image of the girls taking on villains. All three were in skin tight spy suits with Sakura wearing magenta, Ino wearing purple, and Hinata wearing lilac, but the most notable trait all three couldn't help but notice was they had breasts a bit bigger than Samui's chest which made them lost for words.
Catastrophe Naruto then spotted three more girls along side the three kunoichi fighting at their side, "And those three?"
"My three other ladies, Sam, Clover, and Alex."
"Three your age and three younger? You playboy." Teen Ninja Naruto said as Spy Naruto chuckled.
Powerless Naruto spoke, "Well I'm seeing two girls as of now, Tenten and Samui." Both girls from Catastrophe Naruto's world blushed at that while Omoi and Karui were in shock to hear about their friend.
Spiderman spoke, "You're seeing two girls at the same time in a world like my own, how're they in terms of that?" he asked about the girls.
"They both agreed to respect each other's decision and agreed to share me unless I make a decision, and no I'm not milking this out for fun." He replied.
Green Ranger Naruto spoke, "Well I have three, Shizuka, Ino, and Sakura."
"Again?" Sakura cried.
"You say it like it's a bad thing." GR Naruto replied while Sakura didn't even bother to dignify with an answer.
Chi Wizard Naruto went next, "I actually have six, and five are in this very room, Hinata, Tenten, Ino, Temari, and Shizuka there."
The girls blushed as Shizuka asked, "And whose number six?"
"This girl," Chi Wizard Naruto motioned to Web's viewing a teenage girl with black hair doing all sorts of martial arts moves, "Jade Chan niece to my allie in my world Jackie Chan."
Some of the heroes gasped, "Did he say Jackie Chan?" Gambit asked.
"You're allies with a stuntman martial artist?" Thing asked.
"Stuntman? Jackie's an archaeologist in my world." Chi Wizard Naruto replied and they accepted what he said knowing it's a different version of said man.
Bang-Baby Naruto turned to Catastrophe Naruto, "All right Catastrophe, what's your story?"
Catastrophe Naruto smirked, "Well guys we have thirteen and already our wives."
The Naruto's fell out of their chairs in shock as they got back up, "Thirteen?" they shouted.
"He's got you guys beat." Shredder Naruto motioned to Spy and Chi Wizard Naruto, while Psychic Naruto remained silent preparing for the right moment.
"And who are they?" Teen Ninja Naruto asked.
"Well there's Ino, Tenten, Samui, Shizuka, Hotaru over there, Temari, Shion, Kurotsuchi, Tsunade…" at that mention the other Naruto's acted like they were going to have a heart attack.
"You're married to Tsunade-baa-san?" they asked.
"Yeah." He replied bluntly.
"You're actually married to the Hokage?" Shredder Naruto asked.
"Yeah, come on you each had to have imagined a life with her." Catastrophe Naruto said.
"She's the principal of my school!" Powerless Naruto shouted.
"Ok guess you didn't need to know about her, moving on. There's also Yugito over here, Shizune, Anko, and Mei the Mizukage."
"You're married to two Kages?" Spy Naruto gasped.
"Oh yeah."
The Naruto's sighed unable to handle what their alternate Spider-like self said until Psychic Naruto spoke, "Well sorry to disappoint you Spider boy, but I win, read em and weep." He laid out a photo album out for them all to see and to their shock he did have Catastrophe Naruto beaten in terms of the ladies.
They looked seeing pictures with women most of them knew like Hotaru, Shizuka, Yugito, Samui, Tenten, Ino, Hinata, Temari, Karui, and Shion. Among the other girls they saw included a girl named Sasame Fuma, her fellow clan member Kotohime, Amaru from the Sky Country, Sara who was the leader of a former kingdom called Roran, Koyuki the ruler of the Land of Snow, Fuu the Shichibi Jinchuriki, along with another Suna kunoichi known as Pakura. They saw pictures of him with non ninja. The first one was of him with a busty woman dressed in a revealing Chinese dress and a stoic teenage girl who were mother and daughter. The sight of the mother and daughter draped over the world's Naruto made Jiraiya salivate and the guys gawk at such luck. The next was him with a waitress in Kusa, named Saeko.
"Dude you have twenty one lady friends?" Powerless Naruto asked in shock.
"Oh yeah." He answered.
"Well so much for holding that record." Catastrophe Naruto grumbled.
Madame Web spoke, "Now than introductions are out of the way we can continue. I've gathered all of you from your own parallel worlds out of countless Naruto Uzumaki's and have decided to determine which of you outmatches the others, by having you all compete against each other in an all out brawl."
"All of us?" Teen Ninja Naruto asked.
"Precisely."
"What about him, he doesn't have any strong abilities like us." Spy Naruto motioned to Powerless Naruto.
"Hey come on guys don't count me out on the experience of a lifetime." The High School Naruto complained as Catastrophe Naruto put a hand on his shoulder.
"Sorry old friend, but we can't risk you getting truly hurt after all we could all destroy you just like that if we wanted too, and we can't hold back."
High School Naruto sighed, "I guess you're right." He took a seat.
"All right a big time rumble, we should start placing bets." Gambit suggested while some looked interested while others didn't.
The eight Naruto's stood before Madame Web as Catastrophe Naruto spoke, "Madame Web, we accept."
"Splendid now then report to the arena, and we shall see how you all measure up against each other!"
(And that's the chapter. I decided to throw in my Who or What Am I version of Naruto for the hell of it. I don't own certain things like Ninja Turtles, DC heroes, Jackie Chan, etc. They're owned by their respective companies. Don't miss the finale.)