May: lolz, next chappie! And apparently 'I Write Sins, Not Tragedies' by Panic! At the Disco is my theme song, due to the fact that, literally, I write sins (yaoi;;;) but not tragedies (angst) lolz. Thanks to Momo-chan for the statement. XD

Btw, I'll start adding Character Bios to the beginning of every chappie, so you can get a feel of that character.

Name: Uzumaki Naruto

Age: 14

Sex: Male (can give birth)

Species: Endangered Asian Artic Fox Breed

Appearance (Human):

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blonde, spiky and short

Skin Shade: Tan

Build: Short and Slender

Appearance (Animal):

Eyes: Blue

Fur: Red with blonde tinge

Build: Small, about as tall as the seat of a dining room chair

Favorite Food: Ramen, or any kind of noodles

Hobbies: Playing with older brother, sneaking out of his pen, letting the children pet him

Talents: Escape Artist, does tricks

Personality: Playful, Affectionate, and Mischievous


Previously:

"Why, whatever do you mean?" Itachi replied, grinning when Deidara and Sasori snorted.

"Cut the bull, Itachi." Deidara answered "Anyone who's ever met you knows you always have a reason for what you do. So why come to a Zoo when you have that pretty little mansion down the lane?"

Itachi gave him an insulted look "Hey, I give quite a lot of money to this zoo." He protested.

"You found a possible fuck mate." Sasori cut in. Both Deidara and Itachi stared at him, before Itachi turned to Deidara and asked;

"Did you find out how he does that yet?" Deidara shook his head.

"Wait, you're trying to screw someone?! Who the hell?!" Deidara turned on the Uchiha.

"Oh, a foxy guy named Kyuubi…" Itachi replied, before he was abruptly cut off as Deidara burst into a series of breath-draining laughter.

"Hahahaha! Oh, Gods! Yes! Sweet, sweet revenge!" Deidara cackled. Itachi sweatdropped.

"Um, what did I miss?" Itachi asked, looking to Sasori, who sighed.

"Well, Kyuubi isn't that sweet, little, helpless child you knew back at the Hospital…" Sasori muttered, watching as Itachi's face darkened several degrees.

"Who the hell…"

"Besides the Doctors back then…" Sasori continued "No one else, but Kyuubi hasn't been in a relationship since…ever. The only one he acts remotely close to is Naruto and Iruka."

"Who?" Itachi asked.

"Brother and caretaker." Sasori replied. "Though Deidara and Naruto are kinda close, you could ask him for help." He motioned to the spazzing boy in his arms. Itachi studied Deidara for a moment as well.

"Must be a blonde thing." They concluded in unison.

"Hey!" Deidara growled.


Chapter 2:

Naruto slurped down his third bowl of ramen, setting it down on the counter with a clack.

"Yummy!" he purred in delight, looking pleadingly at Kyuubi who rolled his eyes, grabbing the shrilly crying blonde by a furry ear. "Kyuu-nii!" he cried, eyes tearing up at the pain in his ear.

"Uhuh, Uhuh…" Kyuubi replied, rolling his eyes. Little brothers were so whiny.

Naruto glared childishly at Kyuubi's back (he was being dragged along), managing to break free. Kyuubi lifted a brow as Naruto darted off into the crowd, probably for more ramen. He sighed.

"Ah, well. Not my wallet…" he muttered, sliding through the chattering (and now fed) masses of Children, waving to a few of them as he passed. Kyuubi wasn't a social type, so he walked over to the large library that contained hundreds of books of animals and other subjects. Said library also had computers and internet too.

Kyuubi slipped inside the large double doors of a large rectangular building, pausing to admire the long, tall rows of books in the library, before heading upstairs to the somewhat crowded Computer Room. He slid in front of a random PC and pressed the power button, moving the mouse to bring the computer of out its 'hibernate' state. He signed into his e-mail account and clicked for something interesting:

From: SunaGoldigga Fwd: 4 Things

Let your friends know more about you! Fill out this sheet for them! Then forward it to your friends, including the one who sent you this!

4 Jobs you've had in your life…1) Porn Actor 2) Ice cream Vendor 3) Abercrombie Salesclerk 4) Slut

Kyuubi rolled his eyes, typing in "You idiot, stop e-mailing me this chain letter bullshit." Before sending the message to that idiot Shuukaku, and deleting the original.

"Kyuubi-kun…" a voice sounded up from behind him. Kyuubi jumped up, spinning around to see that doctor from earlier. But that couldn't be right, Doctors didn't have ears and a tail.

Itachi watched the shocked expression on Kyuubi's face melt away into confusion.

"Y…you're a…Child?" Kyuubi questioned, reaching up to rub the folds of Itachi's soft ears. Itachi groaned slightly at the touch.

"…Mmmhmm…" Itachi grunted "Uchiha Itachi, part Eastern Asian Snow Leopard" he replied, leaning into Kyuubi's touch, frowning when Kyuubi hastily pulled away.

"Well, you haven't been around, and why are you stalking me?!" Kyuubi spoke up, shuffling back slightly. And when did this guy get so close?

Itachi lifted a brow, reaching out to stroke Kyuubi behind the ears. "I just wanted to see you, but you don't remember…" he added softly to himself.

Kyuubi's tail curled in delight as he leaned into Itachi's hand. Damn, the guy was good. He didn't fight as Itachi pulled him into his arms, still continuing to scratch him heavenly along the base of his ear. Itachi watched, bemused as Kyuubi turned into putty in his arms. Old habits die hard.

"You still love having your ears scratched like this? Christ, you're such a baby…" Itachi muttered sweetly, his other hand stroking Kyuubi's silky hair. Kyuubi purred in delight, some part of him wondering how this guy knew ear scratching was his weakness and what he meant by "still", he hadn't even met the leopard before this.

"Mmm…" Kyuubi wrapped his arms around Itachi's neck burying his face into said neck, inhaling the wonderfully dominant male scent. He shivered in delight. 'So nice…' he thought dreamily, mewing when he felt Itachi press him against the computer table. He whimpered when their crotches rubbed against each other's. "Ahh…" he stared up into Itachi's amused eyes.

What the hell was wrong with him?

Sure, having his ears scratched was wonderful, but this guy, this guy was arousing him so much. He'd never felt so attracted to someone so easily, not to anyone at all. Kyuubi moaned when Itachi ran a hand down his back.

Itachi watched as the redhead reacted to his touches. It'd be so easy to take him here and now. Yet, he pulled back, trying to ignore the cry of want from the clearly willing fox bitch in front of him. He wanted Kyuubi's heart to willingly go to bed with him, not only just a body reacting on instinct alone. Kyuubi looked at him hazily, whining again softly, his tail wagging gently behind him. Clearly giving the man in front of him permission to impregnate him.

Itachi sighed, shaking the redhead's shoulder gently, trying to snap his future mate out of his daze. Kyuubi blinked slowly, rubbing at his eyes and shuddering.

"Come on, let's go find your caretaker, Iruka." Itachi offered his hand to Kyuubi, who took it, clinging to Itachi's arm, loving the feeling that washed through him.


"Irruuukkkkaaaaa!" Naruto whined, tugging on the man's shirt. "Please! Kyuu-nii won't buy me more ramen!" he cried, looking at his caretaker with his standard 'too cute to resist' look.

"How much ramen did you eat?" Iruka asked, not even looking up from the clipboard he was reading off of.

"Only three!"

"Only?!" Iruka turned and flicked Naruto sharply on the nose.

"Itai!" Naruto wailed, covering his nose and turning around to escape. "Iruka! You meanie!" he cried, running off, only managing to take a few steps before bumping into someone. He stumbled back, only to get caught by the person he'd crashed into.

"You okay, cutie?" Sasuke asked, grinning when Naruto looked at him in shock, immediately puling out of his grasp and running back over to a startled Iruka. "Well, well, shy aren't we?" he stated, licking his lips.

Iruka ushered Naruto behind him as he studied the Child in front of him, he'd never seen the cocky boy before, meaning he was one of the new ones, specifically interested in Naruto and Kyuubi.

"Well hello there." Iruka greeted stiffly, glaring at the boy, said brunette still staring intently at Naruto.

"…flicked his nose…" Sasuke muttered. Iruka lifted a brow.

"What?"

"You flicked my mate's nose." Sasuke repeated, glaring at Iruka. The older man returned the glare.

"Excuse me? Mate? Who do you think you are?! My Naruto's not someone you can suddenly say 'he's my mate' about!" Iruka snapped back, his eyes widened slightly when Sasuke's claws lengthened, the brunette's eyes narrowing dangerously.

"'Your' Naruto?" Sasuke hissed, crouching slightly.

Naruto, recognizing the sign of attack, stepped in front of Iruka as the brunette charged. Sasuke skidded to a stop in front of him, blinking at the blonde a few times before pulling Naruto into his arms.

"Leggo!" Naruto wailed, kicking and smacking the Uchiha currently burying his face into his neck. "Let me go! Kyuu-nii!"

"Now, now, Sasuke. Play nice." A voice drawled out. Sasuke frowned, pulling away from Naruto's neck, but not letting go.

Iruka glanced up at the gray-haired name walking towards him. He blushed slightly. The guy was H-A-W-T!

"My apologies at Sasuke's stupid behavior." Sasuke growled slightly at this. "My name's Hatake Kakashi, and I'll be looking out for the two new Children joining the ranks." Kakashi smiled brightly at Iruka through his mask, causing the man to blush. 'Hook, line and sinker…' Kakashi thought pervertedly.

Iruka nodded rapidly. "O-of course! But you see…Sasuke-kun is harassing Naruto!" Iruka pointed to the pair, Sasuke's hand had traveled slyly to Naruto's ass and Naruto smacked him when Sasuke squeezed his butt.

"Jeez, Sasuke, down boy." The brunette sent the man a dark glare, however he released the blonde, rubbing his cheek. "I'm sorry again, he can't help it, as far as I can tell, Naruto here is probably Sasuke's Soulmate." Kakashi explained. Iruka sweatdropped.

"Never took you for the romantic type." Iruka muttered, crossing his arms.

"Aww…what's the matter, Iruka-san? You don't believe in Soulmates?"


May: The End!...of this chapter! Lolz. Next up, explanations!

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