May: lolz. –pokes random fangirl- Pokku! (so cute sounding…) Next up, Kyuu-chan!
Name: Uzumaki Kyuubi (Kyuubi no Kistune)
Age: 19
Sex: Male (can give birth)
Species: Endangered Asian Artic Fox Breed
Appearance (Human):
Eyes: Red
Hair (length): Red, waist-length
Skin Shade: Average
Build: Slender, tall
Appearance (Animal):
Eyes: Red, slitted
Fur: Dark Red
Build: Slim, agile
Favorite Food: Anything as along as there's chocolate involved
Hobbies: Sunbathing, playing 'Tail Tag' with little brother, getting petted by visiting children, getting his ears scratched
Talents: Tricks, just about anything, can swim, even in fox form
Personality: Laid back, Affectionate/ Protective to loved ones and innocent creatures, Hostile/ Dangerous to enemies
Previously:
Iruka glanced up at the gray-haired name walking towards him. He blushed slightly. The guy was H-A-W-T!
"My apologies at Sasuke's stupid behavior." Sasuke growled slightly at this. "My name's Hatake Kakashi, and I'll be looking out for the two new Children joining the ranks." Kakashi smiled brightly at Iruka through his mask, causing the man to blush. 'Hook, line and sinker…' Kakashi thought pervertedly.
Iruka nodded rapidly. "O-of course! But you see…Sasuke-kun is harassing Naruto!" Iruka pointed to the pair, Sasuke's hand had traveled slyly to Naruto's ass and Naruto smacked him when Sasuke squeezed his butt.
"Jeez, Sasuke, down boy." The brunette sent the man a dark glare, however he released the blonde, rubbing his cheek. "I'm sorry again, he can't help it, as far as I can tell, Naruto here is probably Sasuke's Soulmate." Kakashi explained. Iruka sweatdropped.
"Never took you for the romantic type." Iruka muttered, crossing his arms.
"Aww…what's the matter, Iruka-san? You don't believe in Soulmates?"
"Y-You pervert!" Iruka screeched, blushing madly as the man continued to make advances on him mentally.
Bastard was probably saving the psychical portion for later, too.
He'd show him! Umino Iruka was not easy!
"Ah, well, that's true, but you do know the Children's History, correct?" Kakashi asked. Iruka nodded stiffly. "Well, back at the Hospital" both Naruto and Sasuke cringed at the word, "The Doctors had the idea to mate two of the Children together, so in case anything happened to them, due to the fact the media was starting to catch wind of the experiments, they chose the two Children who were to be mated, whether the Children knew each other or not, and implanted a small bit of DNA from each of the Children into the other, causing a sort of strange bond. This was called project 'Soulmate'…" Kakashi explained. Iruka's eyes narrowed suspiciously.
"You seem to know a lot about this…" he stated slowly. Kakashi signed, scratching his head.
"I was one of the Doctors in charge of project Soulmate." He replied "But I didn't know such a thing was being done to these Children!" he added quickly when Iruka took a fighting stance (oh yes, all SPCA members are well-trained). "I was merely recruited by the Head Doctor and questioned on the likelihood that such an act would cause a psychical attraction." He explained "I doubted it at first. I mean, just a bit of DNA causing a physical attraction between two people? Impossible. But the Head Doctor disagreed, and he asked me to join them for quite a large sum of money. Which I accepted." Kakashi hung his head in shame.
"But, when I saw Itachi and Sasuke, two brothers by the looks of it, being rounded up to be injected by each other's DNA, well, incest, man, not cool (very hot though in May's opinion), on top of that the were both male so reproduction wasn't possible. So I ordered my lackeys instead to inject the DNA into two other animals, females, so reproduction would occur, but, guessing by Itachi and Sasuke's strong reactions to your foxes...those guys screwed up. Big time." Kakashi smiled weakly at a stunned Iruka. "Oh yeah, I also took Itachi and Sasuke home with me when you guys raided the place, I was scared shitless by you lunatics." Kakashi offered his hand to Iruka "So yeah…" Iruka shook the hand hesitantly.
"So…is there a way to stop the reaction?" Iruka watched as Sasuke started to edge towards Naruto again. Kakashi shook his head.
"Probably not. I mean even so, the reaction is something that occurs over time, the cells of Sasuke's DNA have multiplied inside of Naruto, so most likely Sasuke's essence plays a huge role in Naruto's bodily functions.
"But Naruto's not acting all…whorish…" Iruka stated dryly. Kakashi snorted.
"Ah yeah, wait until he hits puberty. And grows." He replied. Naruto roughly shoved Sasuke's hands away as they circled his waist, hissing loudly at the Uchiha.
"Iruka!" a lovey-dovey voice drawled out. Iruka spun around to see Kyuubi, "not-interested", asexual Kyuubi, hugging the arm of an older teen that looked suspiciously like Sasuke.
"Oh, no…" Iruka moaned, running over to Kyuubi and Itachi. "Kyuubi! Let go!" he ordered, trying to tug Kyuubi away from Itachi, both of the Children not looking very pleased at all.
"Dun wanna!" Kyuubi whined, burying his face into Itachi's chest, the brunette's arms circled his waist possessively. "He smells good…" Kyuubi stated breathlessly, breathing in Itachi's scent. "So good…"
"Kyuu-nii!" Naruto whined shrilly, in the midst of the entrance of the two older brothers, Sasuke had taken the opportunity to grab his butt again.
Underneath his pants.
All sense of "Oh, I'm in love" and "he smells good" left Kyuubi in a flash, the red head darted over to Naruto and Sasuke and scooped up the crying blonde into his arms, making Sasuke back off with just his glare alone. Kyuubi growled lowly, causing Sasuke to stumbled back and run behind Itachi to safety like a smart person. Itachi lifted a brow.
"Well, shit." He muttered as Kyuubi growled at them, no trace of affection in his eyes. He vaguely wondered how the hell he was supposed to calm a bitchy Kyuubi. He stared in awe as Iruka walked calmly up to Kyuubi and…scratched his ears?!
He face-palmed (1) 'Of course!' he mentally groaned, watching through his fingers as Kyuubi purred in delight, letting a suffocating Naruto scramble out of his arms.
"Nyah! Iruka! But, Ita does it better…" Kyuubi muttered, slipping away from Iruka's grasp and trotting over to Itachi. The brunette sweatdropped as Kyuubi proceeded to wrap his arms around Itachi's neck.
'Talk about mood swings…' Itachi thought, wrapping an arm around Kyuubi's waist, the other hand tangling with his hair as he began to scratch the fox's ear.
Itachi sweatdropped when Iruka gave him the dirtiest look possible. He rolled his eyes, returning his attention to the content redhead in his arms. He vaguely wondered…
Iruka gaped as Itachi's other hand traveled down towards Kyuubi's ass.
"Oh no you-Mmph!" he cursed as his mouth was covered by Kakashi's hand. He watched angrily as Itachi reached to base of Kyuubi's tail (poking out of a hole in his pants, XD) and scratched.
"Nyah!" Kyuubi squealed, legs giving out, Itachi quickly caught him. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Well, Shit." They all muttered except for Naruto who was staring at the person who looked like his brother, but his brother didn't squeal. EVER.
Kakashi seemed to recover first. "Itachi." He stated firmly. "Come on, don't you know the rule? Don't fuck on the first night. It wouldn't do if you got Kyuubi pregnant either. He's still a little small for his age…" he noted, Kyuubi growled at him.
"Fuck off, I'm perfectly grown for someone my age!" he snapped. Itachi snorted, earning a glare from Kyuubi. "You're so lucky you're so damn hot…and good at ear scratching…bastard." He muttered, still refusing to let go of Itachi. Itachi rolled his eyes, proceeding to scratch his ears again, reducing Kyuubi into another pile of gooey fox boy. Everyone sweatdropped.
Naruto shook his head to clear away any traces of shock in his brain and ran over to Itachi and Kyuubi, pulling on his brother's tail.
"Stop doing weird things to Kyuu-nii! Kyuu-nii, snap out of it!" Naruto wailed. Kyuubi looked at Naruto, his grip on Itachi's neck loosening. He flinched when Itachi's grip on his waist tightened and the brunette gave him his best 'Kicked Puppy' look. Kyuubi looked between his brother and some random stranger that smelled good before picking Naruto up and cradling the whining blonde in his arms.
Kakashi sweatdropped as Kyuubi walked back over to a pleased Iruka and Itachi looked as though someone had just told him he couldn't sire any children.
"Naruto!" Sasuke growled possessively, only to get kicked in the chest by said blonde. The brunette gave Naruto an injured look, which Naruto ignored.
"Well, come on you two!" Iruka chirped, shuffling Naruto and Kyuubi along towards their pen. "It's getting late!"
Kakashi turned to Itachi and Sasuke, sweatdropping as he noticed the two rain clouds pouring down despair over each cat's head.
"Well, it's not that bad. You just have to separate Naruto and Kyuubi!...Though, Iruka did say their were inseparable most times…" at this the rain clouds grew, and lightning crackled. "Err…yeah, let's get you to your pen…" Kakashi turned and walked away, Itachi and Sasuke following slowly.
"Sasuke…" the younger Uchiha looked at the older Uchiha. "If that fox gets in between my Kyuubi and me again, there'll be problems…" he stated ominously. Sasuke sweatdropped.
"W-Well, if your bitch snatches my Naru away again I won't be too happy…" he countered lamely, Itachi sighed, shaking his head.
One thing was on both the Uchiha's minds 'My brother's mate…is my rival!' they thought fiercely.
1) Basically smacking yourself in the face with your hand, usually by palm hitting face...lolz
May: oh, yes. Come on Sasuke, Itachi! Break through Naruto and Kyuubi's brotherly love and take them already!
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