May: Hello! There! I feel like updating! (duh) lolz. Another character bio!

Name: Uchiha Itachi

Age: 20

Sex: Male

Species: Eastern Asian Snow Leopard

Appearance (Human):

Eyes: Red (Sharingan)

Hair (length): Black, half-way down back, usually in a ponytail

Skin Shade: Pale

Build: Strong, slender, agile

Appearance (Animal):

Eyes: Red

Fur: Black, White patches

Build: Firm, sleek, capable of long sprints and exceptional hunting abilities

Favorite Food: Kyuubi

Hobbies: Courting Kyuubi, Teasing/Pissing Off Kyuubi, Snoozing in the sun (warmth makes him sleepy)

Talents: Escaping from pen, seducing Kyuubi (ear scratching)

Personality: Smug, Smart-ass, can be charming when he feels like it.

"Human Speech"

"Animal Speech"

'Thoughts'

Previously:

"Fuck off, I'm perfectly grown for someone my age!" he snapped. Itachi snorted, earning a glare from Kyuubi. "You're so lucky you're so damn hot…and good at ear scratching…bastard." He muttered, still refusing to let go of Itachi. Itachi rolled his eyes, proceeding to scratch his ears again, reducing Kyuubi into another pile of gooey fox boy. Everyone sweatdropped.

Naruto shook his head to clear away any traces of shock in his brain and ran over to Itachi and Kyuubi, pulling on his brother's tail.

"Stop doing weird things to Kyuu-nii! Kyuu-nii, snap out of it!" Naruto wailed. Kyuubi looked at Naruto, his grip on Itachi's neck loosening. He flinched when Itachi's grip on his waist tightened and the brunette gave him his best 'Kicked Puppy' look. Kyuubi looked between his brother and some random stranger that smelled good before picking Naruto up and cradling the whining blonde in his arms.

Kakashi sweatdropped as Kyuubi walked back over to a pleased Iruka and Itachi looked as though someone had just told him he couldn't sire any children.

"Naruto!" Sasuke growled possessively, only to get kicked in the chest by said blonde. The brunette gave Naruto an injured look, which Naruto ignored.

"Well, come on you two!" Iruka chirped, shuffling Naruto and Kyuubi along towards their pen. "It's getting late!"

Kakashi turned to Itachi and Sasuke, sweatdropping as he noticed the two rain clouds pouring down despair over each cat's head.

"Well, it's not that bad. You just have to separate Naruto and Kyuubi!...Though, Iruka did say their were inseparable most times…" at this the rain clouds grew, and lightning crackled. "Err…yeah, let's get you to your pen…" Kakashi turned and walked away, Itachi and Sasuke following slowly.

"Sasuke…" the younger Uchiha looked at the older Uchiha. "If that fox gets in between my Kyuubi and me again, they'll be problems…" the stated ominously. Sasuke sweatdropped.

"W-Well, if your bitch snatches my Naru away again I won't be too happy…" he countered lamely, Itachi sighed, shaking his head.

One thing was on both the Uchiha's minds 'My brother's mate…is my rival!' they thought fiercely.

Chapter 4-

Uchiha Itachi was annoyed.

Extremely annoyed.

So annoyed, that he'd be tempted to kill anything other than his brother, owner, and only one other person.

Kyuubi being said person.

"Dammit, I'd kill that blonde rat, but Kyuubi and Sasuke would never forgive me, hell, they'd double team me, those ungrateful punks…" Itachi growled lowly, currently lying underneath the trees of his and Sasuke's compound in his leopard form. It was part jungle, part rocky outcrop, part river.

All boring.

He wanted to go find Kyuubi, drag him into his cave and fuck him senseless.

So why did that blonde fox related to Kyuubi have to get in his way? More importantly, why couldn't his little brother see the sense to fuck the blonde boneless so he could screw Kyuubi without interruption?

Itachi sighed, resting his cat head on his paws.

'Kyuubi…what are you doing right now?' he wondered.

-Flashback-

Itachi hated this place, they fed you pills with disgusting food, beat you, stuck needles in you, and for the less unfortunate…raped you.

He growled lowly as a Doctor opened the Door to the Room, a bundle in his arms, he heard Sasuke's whimpering increase in the pen next to him, but he couldn't even see the kitten.

The Doctor opened the cell on the opposite side of Itachi's pen and placed the bundle inside before leaving the room, shutting the steel Door behind him. Almost immediately an uproar sounded.

"Kyuubi-kun?!"

"I smell blood!"

"Kyuu-chan!?"

"Kyuu-nii!"

Itachi frowned, picking at the lock of his cage, it was simple really, but like hell he'd leave everyone else behind. Sliding the cage door open, he glanced inside Sasuke's pen and saw the bright eyes staring back at him from underneath a bundle of cloth, sighing in relief he turned to walked over to Kyuubi's cage.

"Kyuubi?" he knocked gently on the cage door. Weary red eyes opened tiredly before dropping shut again. Itachi picked the lock with ease, opening the door and hopping into the cage.

"Itachi-kun, is Kyuu-chan alright?!"

"Kyuu-nii!"

Itachi rolled his eyes, shaking the red head gently with his hand.

"Kyuubi…"

"…tired…hurt…" Kyuubi murmured, trying to bury himself deeper into the soft cloth in the pen. Itachi sighed, sitting down with a flump.

"He's just a little sore…" he informed the other Children locked away in the Room, glancing down when Kyuubi snuggled into his lap, purring gently. He rolled his eyes. "I swear…you're such a girl…" he muttered, pushing Kyuubi off and hopping onto of the cage, closing and locking it before returning to his own cage.

The next Doctor came in, glancing at her chart, she looked at Itachi and Sasuke coldly.

"These two for project Soulmate…" she muttered.

-End Flashback-

"Myah! Such a nice nap!" Naruto purred, stretching his fox body out on the sun-warmed rocks.

No wonder Kyuubi always snoozed here.

"Ah! Mommy! The foxy's awake!" a little cried out to his mother, both glancing down at him from the top of the Fox compound. "I wanna pet it!" the boy whined, the mother chuckling gently at her son's demand.

'…wonder what my parents are like…' Naruto thought, trotting down and taking a gulp from the watering hole. '…and where the hell is Kyuu-nii?!' he looked around before padding his way over to Kyuubi's cave. "Kyuu-nii?"

"…Hmm? Naruto? What's wrong?" Kyuubi muttered absentmindedly, lying on top of a pile of cloth, currently in his fox form. Naruto sat down next to Kyuubi, cocking his head to the side.

"You're the one who didn't even come outside today…" Naruto muttered, his tail twitching behind him nervously. "Is it about that weird guy from earlier?" he wondered aloud. Immediately Kyuubi snapped to attention.

"No! And stay away from those two!" Kyuubi warned. "That guy did something freaky to me, it was like a drug from just being near him!" Naruto pouted.

"But I didn't get like that around Sasuke…" he whined. "I'll be fine, Kyuu-nii, worry about yourself, stay away from that weird guy!" he cried. Kyuubi rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, yeah…" he muttered.

"The itsy, bitsy leopards crawled into the fox pen! The whale of a dolphin chased them out again! Then the pervert of a keeper seduced that mean dolphin! And the itsy, bitsy leopards fucked the foxes within!" A blonde canary chirped, perched with his red lovebird on Itachi's head, the leopard caring less as along as the featherbrains didn't shit on him. "How that?" Deidara asked, Sasori rolled his bird eyes.

"Wonderful." Sasuke purred, his tail wagging be him.

"Mommy! Mommy!" a little girl cried. "There's birdies on that kitty's head!" she squealed. The mother cooed, taking out a digital camera and taking a picture. Itachi growled.

"How much longer of this?" he groaned, ears sitting back in distaste.

"The zoo closes at sunset, but the keepers have to make sure that no one is still about." Sasori informed him.

"And how long until sunset?" Sasuke asked, glancing at the sun hanging low in the sky to their right.

"Not long…" Itachi muttered, his tail twitching.

"Translation; Not long until you to have a second chance at Kyuubi and Naru-chan!" Deidara chattered, flapping his wings in laughter, feathers scattering onto Itachi's once clean fur and more importantly, his nose.

Itachi sharply roared, the two birds taking off immediately and the crowd around their pen 'oooh'ing and taking more pictures. Itachi snorted, stretching out his body, the nails of his front paws kneading the earth underneath him before he straitened out, giving his body a rough shake to get rid of Deidara's feathers and heading towards his pen.

"I'm going in." he snapped at Sasuke, who's ear twitched.

"Oh really?" he replied sarcastically, stalking along the small watering hole.

Kakashi grinned as the two birds took off for their lives back to the Birdhouse before glancing down and watching a fed up Itachi duck inside his cave.

"Ah, see? No flash photography." He smiled politely at the man near him. Tha man sweatdropped.

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