SJ: Yes, a second one. -Grins-

Title: 'Bad Day'

Pairing: Mainly Roy-centered, but with slight Roy x Peach…in a way. XD

Summary: Roy has a bad day, and thinks everything will just get worse.

Roy's not having a very good day.

CRASH.

"DAMN IT!"

Roy's having a bad day.

He walks down the hall, a slight limp in his step, and ignores the Smashers who pass him, and their startled stares. A deep scowl appears on his face, and he knows, oh he knows alright, how utterly stupid he must look, but he simply focuses on getting to his room, getting in the shower, and cleaning himself off.

"Stupid Young Link and his little friends…" he grumbles, and blows a pink streamer out of his face grumpily—a whole mass of pink streamers are on his head, but it's actually one of Peach's pom-poms from her cheerleading practice, and that makes the blow on his dignity even harder. He tries to tug it off, but thanks to the glue matted in his hair (don't ask) it stays there firmly. He scowls even more, and swears in Japanese.

All through the day milkshake or glue had been dumped on him, Marth used all his shampoo up since he was in a frantic dash to get to his date with Samus, and wanted to be 'presentable' for her, Peach's pom-pom had come out of no where (he saw Young Link and Popo rush off giggling) and landed on his head, and he had been grumpy in the morning too, which meant he hadn't had much of a good sleep. And now, he trips on the stairs, too? Could things go any worse?

No, he thinks. I shouldn't say that 'cause in all the movies something worse DOES happen! I should just keep my big mouth shut, and go to my room calmly, get washed off calmly, and do everything calmly…calmly, calm, calmly…

He takes in a deep breath and walks towards his room. He gets to the front door, and puts his hand on the doorknob.

Calmly…he tells himself. Calmly…so very calmly, and—ARGH, SCREW THE "CALMLY"!

He rips the door open, and begins to throw a tantrum, yelling in frustration to nobody in particular; nobody is in the room with him since Marth's already with Samus and Link is off on one of his matches, so he screams out all his problems without a second thought.

"Stupid kids, and their stupid tricks!" he cries. "Stupid stairs, stupid Marth, stupid shampoo, stupid date, stupid stairs, stupid, stupid, STUPIDDDDDDDD!"

A bit of the pink pom-pom falls onto his face and he screams out the last thing in his mind that frustrates him, his hands curling into fists as he does so.

"AND STUPID PEACH AND HER STUPID, DAMN PINK POM-POM!"

His voice echoes all around the room, and he stands there, panting heavily. He blinks, and smiles a bit.

"Hey, I feel a bit better!" he says, and grins. "I should do that more often…it helps like nothing else, and-" he stops talking once he turns around and sees the fuming pink princess at the doorway. "-eh?"

She's in her cheerleading outfit, and is glaring at him angrily, her arms folded.

"Stupid Peach, and her stupid, damn pink pom-pom, huh?" she asked, repeating what he had yelled.

He gulps. "Uh, well, y-you see…"

She cuts him off, and huffs, taking a handful of the pom-pom on his head and looking at him with dark eyes.

"I'll just take my stupid pink pom-pom back then!"

His eyes widen. "No, Peach, don't-!"

Too late. She already yanked on it as hard as she could.

Everybody outside in the Mansion could hear Roy cry, "WHYYYYY MEEEEE!" and soon a satisfied Peach strolls out, her pink pom-pom in her hand…

…with a bit of red hair stuck to it.

+fin+