SJ: Dude…o.o –Sees how close she is to 60 reviews- DUDE!

Samus: Since when do you talk 'surfer lingo'?

-Ignores her and showers her reviewers with candies and such- :3 You all rock. Seriously, you truly do, and you must keep on rockin'!

readergirl-290: Oh, do I see a new reviewer? XD And you put me on your Faves…aww, thank-you! I'm glad you enjoyed the story. And about Samus's secret I was trying to go for the kind of secret of 'Marth and her' being 'together' and stuff. But I didn't go too deep into that, so I don't blame you for asking! XD –Gives brownies-

Sage of Downtown Hyrule: Girl…your review made me so happy! You're probably my number #1 reviewer here. 3 And you got the plot! Woo! –Gives ice-cream- I'm glad you think I do a good job writing different couples. It gets difficult sometimes since I can't think of an idea for the story, but, in the end, I SUCCEED! –Cue the 'punching at the air triumphantly' thing- XD Thanks so much, Sage! I hope you stick with me to the very end, girl! –Hugs-

Royal Kenya: Y'know I always feel giddy inside when you review my story…I mean, you've written most of the successful Smasher stories and you're reviewing my story! 3 Thanks a lot, I appreciate it. And I also appreciate the constructive criticism you're giving me, too. I'll watch for my spelling errors, don't worry. –Gives chocolate and strawberry Pocky- Keep reviewing:3

xNobodyPutsSammyInTheCornerx: My best one yet? Really? –Goes starry eyed- Blah, I'm dramatic. XD But thanks so much for your review. 3 I'll try to keep up the 'good work', indeed! –Gives plushy + chocolate-

Now…ON WITH THE STORY! (Intended to be another Naruto oneshot, but…decided to add to 101 S.M.)

Title: 'Anything You Can Do…'

Couple: Peach x Roy; bit of Zelda x Link and implied Marth x Samus

Summary: Peach and Roy have a competition to see who can be better at everything! (With the song, "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better!" being sung by them truly!)

Dedication To: All my reviewers! Enjoy.

…It's times like these I'm amazed how mature Link can be compared to the others…

Awkwardly, she watches as they march up to the front of Smasher Mansion's courtyard, glaring daggers at each other; she frowns, and looks at the blonde-haired boy beside her.

"Are you sure it's a good idea to let them do this, Link?" she asks, frowning in worry as they get prepared.

But her boyfriend merely grins, and waves it off, much to her horror.

"Ah, it's fine, Zelly, don't you worry!" he says. "Just relax!"

"Plus it'll be funny," a blue-haired boy chuckles from behind the blonde, only to be smacked by the girl sitting beside him.

"Shut-up!" she snaps. "It's because of you that we have such a stupid thing happening in the first place! Just think…" she sighs, and folds her arms, "…we could be watching that Rockstar: Supernova show right now, damn it!"

"Shh!" the blonde boy shushes her, and sits up in his seat excitedly. "They're starting!"

"But Lukas is playing!" the girl whines, only to be shushed again by the others.

"Are you sure you want to do this, Roy?" the pink princess asks with a sweet smile. "I mean, you do know anything you can do I can do better! I can do anything better than you!"

He glares at her. "No, you can't."

She glares back. "Yes, I can."

"No, you can't."

"Yes, I can."

"No, you can't."

"Yes, I can! Yes, I can!"

He scoffs, and folds his arms, putting on a smug look. "Anything you can be, I can be greater!" he cries, almost singing, and he points tauntingly at her. "Sooner or later I'm greater than you!"

She slaps his hand away. "No, you're not!"

He grins. "Yes, I am!"

"No, you're not!"

"Yes, I am!"

"No, you're not!"

"Yes, I am! Yes, I am!"

A cocky look passes his face, and he twirls around his sword dramatically.

"I can shoot a partridge," he sings, "with a single cartridge!"

She pretends to aim at the sky with her umbrella, smirking slyly.

"I can get a sparrow," she sings back, "with a bow and arrow!"

He huffs. "I can live on bread and cheese!"

"And only on that?" she asks, tilting her head.

"Yes."

"So can a rat!"

He scowls, and quickly tosses his sword to the side, clearing his voice.

"Any note you can reach, I can go higher!" he boasts proudly, hitting his chest.

She smiles. "I can sing anything higher than you!"

"No, you can't!" he cries, his voice going higher than usual.

"Yes, I can!" she sings, her voice high-pitched.

"No, you can't!"

"Yes, I can!"

"No, you can't!"

"Yes, I can!"

"No, you can't!"

"Yes, I can!"

"No, you can't!"

"Yes, I…" she takes in a deep breath, and shrieks out the last part in her highest tone. "…CANNN!"

He looks bewildered as a few windows in the Smasher Mansion break. "How can you sing so high?"

She looks offended, and ignores the death glares she receives from the Smashers inside. "I'm a girl!"

He shrugs, and continues, ignoring the, 'WHAT THE HECK?' looks from his friends.

"Anything you can say, I can say softer," he says, his voice smooth.

"I can say anything softer than you," she says right back, her voice light.

He starts going lower and lower; so, does she.

"No, you can't."

"Yes, I can."

"No, you can't."

"Yes, I can."

"No, you can't."

She grows angry, and explodes, yelling, "YES, I CAN! YES, I CAN!"

He grins, knowing he won that round, and goes on.

"I can drink my liquor," he sings, "faster than a flicker!"

"I can do it quicker," she counters, "and get even sicker!"

"I can open any safe!" he boasts.

She stares. "Without being caught?"

"Sure!"

"That's what I thought…you crook!"

He scowls, and sings, "Any note you can hold, I can hold longer!"

"I can hold any note longer than you!" she challenges, twirling around and doing her taunt.

"No, you can't!" he cries, holding the note.

"Yes, I can!" she copies, holding it.

"No, you can't!"

"Yes, I can!"

"No, you can't!"

"Yes, I can!"

"No, you can't!"

"Yes, I can! Yes, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII…" she holds it there at the highest pitch, almost turning blue.

The others stare at her. And stare. And stare. And even stare some more.

"…IIIIIII can!" she gasps, smiling breathlessly.

"No, you can't!" he says, and realizing that she did, says, "Yes, you can!" Then he makes a face. "Where do you keep all that air?"

She sticks her tongue out at him. "I'm not telling you!"

He looks disappointed, but the song goes on, and he walks up to her, their faces inches apart.

"Anything you can say, I can say faster," he says, smirking slyly.

"I can say anything, faster than you!" she glares at him.

"Noyoucan't!"

"YesIcan!"

"Noyoucan't!"

"YesIcan!"

"Noyoucan't!"

She looses it, and shoves him off, yelling, "YES, I CAN! YES, I CAN!"

"I can jump a hurdle!" he shoots back at her, getting up from the ground.

"I can wear a girdle!" she says, proudly.

"I can knit a sweater!"

"I can fill it better!"

"I can do most anything!" Roy says happily, grinning.

She looks at him darkly. "Can you bake a pie?"

His confidence bursts. "No…" he mumbles.

She sighs and starts to sulk. "Neither can I."

But Roy gets back on his boat, and grins once more, punching his fist into the air.

"Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter," he says.

"I can sing anything sweeter than you!"

He shakes his hand, and lets his voice go all smooth—or in the way he likes it, the 'Flirty Voice'.

"No, you can't," he sings.

"Yes, I can," she sings.

"No, you can't."

"Oh, yes, I can," she's getting closer to Marth now, and even looks into his eyes dreamily despite his horrified look, and Samus's twitching eye.

Roy twirls over to Samus, and wraps an arm around her shoulders, singing sweetly, "No, you can't," while making the bounty hunter blush furiously.

"Yes, I can," she says, running her hands through Marth's hair much to the prince's discomfort.

"No you can't, can't, can't!" He's intertwining his fingers with Samus's now, his face EXTREMELY close to hers even though he's glaring at Peach.

She glares back, and hugs Marth tightly to her, almost choking him while doing so. "Yes, I can, can, can!"

"No, you…" he starts, choking Samus now as well.

"Yes, I…" she starts, choking Marth until he turns blue for air.

"CANNNNNNNN'T!"

"CANNNNNNNNN!"

They sing at the same time, look at each other, and then, after a minute of silence, promptly faint onto the ground, slightly blue in the face.

Samus and Marth sit there for a moment before fainting themselves, their faces red with a slight shade of blue.

Zelda and Link merely stare at their friends lying on the ground, unconscious and with their different-colored faces.

Finally it's Link that breaks the silence.

"Want to go watch Rockstar: Supernova and see some real singing?" he asks.

Zelda nods, looking still quite stunned from the performance. "Sure."

And they skip off, hand-in-hand, before they stop, and start walking like NORMAL PEOPLE...well, as normal as people can get, anyway!

"Y'know…" he says, grinning jokingly. "I bet anything you could do, I could do better, Zelly!"

She blinks, surprised for a second.

Then she glares, and he knows, oh yes, he knows, what he's done.

"You're on!" she cries, and starts singing as long and as high-pitched as she can.

And you know what Link does?

He faints.

+fin+