SJ: Eeee…sorry for not updating, guys! I was busy getting ready for school…MY FIRST YEAR AT HIGH SCHOOL! And it's a private school, toooooo…-Faints-

Samus: It shouldn't be too bad…I think.

Hopefully…-Sighs-

This one's a random couple kind of oneshot, which I had lots and lots of fun writing. –Grins- You can always count on Nana! –Sees the confused looks on her readers- Hee…you'll see!

Enjoy, and review! I'll luff you all forever if you make 101 Smasher Memories get to 100 reviews!

(I don't own any of the movies in this story! And the 'Gore Feast of 2006' isn't a real movie…from what I know, anyway! I don't own it! Nor do I own Disney! Even though the movies are cute…)

Title: 'Disney Mania'

Couples: Various. Implied in the story.

Summary: The Smashers always have a Movie Night, and they take turns picking the movie. What happens when it's Nana's turn?

Dedication To: As always, my lovely readers and reviewers! Let's get to the big 100!

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"Ow! Jeez, Yoshi, watch where you put your tail!"

"Yoshi, yoshi…"

"Link, your foot is on my cape, and—"

"Pyuu!"

"Ah, sorry Kirby, I—hey! Move over already! I need to sit down!"

"But I'm comfy!"

"Fine! I'll just go off into the kitchen and eat all this popcorn by myself! Hmph…see if I ever get you ungrateful meanies popcorn again!"

"Argh, okay, okay, you drama queen! Just sit down already!"

"Gladly!"

The coach squeaks as the redhead flops down onto the spot, and the two people on either side of him let out cries of, "Ow! Watch it!" and "I meant to sit here, Roy!"

He grins. "Did you now?" he asks, and shrugs, settling down comfortably. "Didn't know that. Sorry, bud, but I'm sticking to my spot!"

The blue-haired boy scowls, and folds his arms, sulking in his own seat; the bounty hunter on the other side of Roy shifts around, and rests her head on her hand, looking rather disappointed and bored.

Link, sitting on the floor in front of them, frowns and looks at Nana and Popo who are searching desperately around for the movie. "What's taking so long?"

"Nana misplaced the movie!" Popo pouts.

"I didn't mean to!" Nana protests, opening a cupboard and looking inside. "It's not like I meant for this to happen!"

Her brother sweatdrops and gives her a skeptical look. "Then why can't we find the movie?"

"Um…" she searches for an answer, but can't find one. So, she huffs, and goes back to looking. "Oh, just help me search!"

Popo grumbles, but he does anyway.

Peach, who's sitting on another couch beside Mario and Luigi, blinks. "What movie are we watching anyway?"

"Good question," Samus mutters, and looks up. "Hopefully not another movie like the one Ganondorf picked, right?"

A few people shudder, while Ganondorf himself smirks smugly. Nana, who was one of the people who shuddered, gasps, and shakes her head furiously, eyes wide.

"Of course not! I wouldn't pick a movie like the 'Gore Feast of 2006'!" she cries.

There are a few sighs of relief. She smiles brightly.

"I picked 'The Little Mermaid'!"

There's a pause. Then…

"I'm leaving," Ganondorf says bluntly, standing up immediately and almost squishing Jigglypuff. Bowser joins him, and nods in agreement.

"Villains do not watch movies with mermaids," he says, stressing out the words 'not' and 'mermaids'. Then, contemplating what he just said, he grins evilly. "Unless the mermaids are captured, but in this case, it's a cartoon, so nope, we're outta here!"

"Good-a riddance," Mario mutters, but Bowser ignores him, and leaves, following Ganondorf.

"Hm…maybe they're actually right this time?" Fox says, looking wary. "I mean…we're kinda…er…" he sighs, and looks at the others. "Well, Smashers shouldn't be watching Disney movies, right?"

Samus frowns. "You've got a point there."

Seeming relieved that somebody agrees with him, he nods, seeming firmer on his opinion. "See? I don't know about you guys, but Falco and I are gonna go shot some targets down."

Falco, who's hugging a cushion and grinning, looks up at his companion; his grin fades immediately, and he blinks.

"Uh…you can go Foxy, but I'm staying!" he chirps, looking back at the T.V. "I like the Disney movies! And anyway, the dog in the Little Mermaid rocks!"

Fox stares at him. And sweatdrops.

"I'm just going to go to bed and pretend I didn't hear that…" he mutters, and turns on his heel, beginning to walk away. "See ya' in the morning, guys!"

Choruses of 'good night's ring through the air, but Samus stands, and calls to the fuzzy Smasher.

"Hold up, McCloud!" she cries, making a move to walk after him. "I'll come with you to shoot some targets down!"

"You're leaving, Sam-chan?" Marth asks, frowning. "But…you barely stick around for movie night…"

Falcon, who's definitely less shy than the prince, grins up at the bounty hunter. "Yeah, stick around, Sammy!" he says. "Relax a bit for once!"

She makes a face. "And watching 'The Little Mermaid' is relaxing?"

"Better than 'Gore Feast of 2006', right?" he says, smiling.

She thinks about it, before sighing and sitting down, shoving Roy out of her spot. (He had stretched out on the couch, and placed his feet on Marth's lap much to the prince's disgust.)

"I guess," she agrees, and leans back, getting comfortable again, "but if the movie doesn't start soon, I'm gone."

"And I'll join you!" Falcon finishes, grinning.

Samus, to Marth's horror, smiles a bit, and doesn't object to the other bounty hunter's exclamation. In fact, she nods, and says, "Alright."

She agreed with him!

Instantly, the prince butts in, smiling charmingly at Samus. "And I shall as well," he says, making himself sound sincere, and hoping that it will cover up the seething jealousy inside him. "After all, you said you were going to teach me how to work that blaster of yours someday, correct?"

She blinks at him, and is about to say something when Nana cries, "Ah-ha! Found it!"

Young Link, who was leaning against Zelda sleepily, instantly sits up, fully awake. "Finally!" he cries. "Halleluiah!"

The pink-parka-wearing girl blushes a bit while smiling, and gets onto her brother's shoulders to put on the video, ignoring his whining. Once that's accomplished, they go and sit down beside Young Link.

"Beep-o-boop!" Mr. Game and Watch beeps, and Peach frowns at him.

"Why didn't you go to the bathroom before, GW?" she asks, and sighs. "Okay, be quick!"

The 2-D figure leaps from the couch and scurries off quickly. The pink princess sighs again and shakes her head, turning back to the movie.

"Fishy!" Roy cries out, grinning like a fool, as the fish pops up on the screen.

Samus smacks him. "Shush!"

"But…" he pouts, "…fishyyyyy!"

"Shh!" Zelda shushes him from the front, and the red-haired boy has no choice but to do so.

"Meanies," he grumbles.

"Shhh!" More people shush him this time.

And I thought they didn't like Disney movies, he thinks.

But he shrugs it off, and shoves popcorn in his mouth, growling at anybody who dared to try to take some from him.

--About Half-an-Hour later…---

He felt sick.

Roy wasn't sure if it was the fact that the MUSHIEST part of the whole entire movie was playing (with a mushy song, too! 'Kiss The Girl'? Jeez!) or the fact that he had eaten the entire huge bowl of popcorn by himself, but he felt very sick.

And the way Marth and Link kept looking dreamily at their crushes didn't help either.

There you see her, standin' there across the way. She don't got a lot to say, but there's something about her. And ya don't know why but you're dying to try, you wanna kiss the girl…

He holds back the urge to grumble, and falls back against the couch, watching as the two main characters make oogly-eyes at each other.

"Pathetic," he mutters, but Marth elbows him, and he shuts-up again.

Damn, I'm bored!

He looks around the room, desperately trying not to listen to the song, when their eyes meet.

He blinks, not being able to tear his eyes away from Peach's baby blue ones.

Yes, you want her. Look at her, you know you do. Possible she wants you, too. There is one way to ask her. It don't take a word, not a single word. Go on and kiss the girl…

Stupid song, he thinks faintly, and he sees that a slight blush is on Peach's cheeks now as he leans closer and closer.

He also curses the fact that their couches are side-by-side, and so close to each other.

"Roy, what the hell are you doing?" Marth hisses at him, twitching as the fiery-haired youth is almost completely on his lap. "You're hurting my…" he trails off, seeing his gaze locked on Peach. "Oh…I see."

He watches them for a moment before pushing Roy towards Peach and scooting over so he takes over Roy's spot right beside Samus.

Grinning, he feasts upon Falcon's jealous look, and Samus's little smile at him.

Goddess of Altea, I am smart, he thinks smugly, and gets comfortable, trying to get as close to Samus without her noticing, and begins to watch the movie happily.

Meanwhile with Roy, he grows uncomfortable as Peach moves her face rather closely to his own.

He moves back a little, wary of their contact.

Sha la la la la la, my oh my, looks like the boy's too shy. Ain't gonna kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la, ain't that sad? Ain't it a shame? Too bad, He's gonna miss the girl…

Link, who's listening to the song while glancing at Zelda, shifts a bit closer to the princess and grins at her.

"Nice song, huh?" he whispers, and is delighted to see her blush.

"Um…y-yes," she smiles, turning pink. "It's a lovely song."

He continues to tease her, loving the way she looks when she blushes. "Maybe I could play it for you on the ocarina?" he says, getting a little closer. "Y'know… when we're all alone, and—"

"Link!" she squeaks softly, eyes wide as she stares at him. Jigglypuff and Kirby look at them curiously, and she flushes even more, looking desperately at him. "Don't say that! What's gotten into you?"

He feigns an innocent look. "Me? Whatever do you mean?"

She returns it with a firm one. "Link…" she warns, her tone strict.

"Alright, alright," he sighs, and pretends to look defeated.

But when his eyes meet hers, she sees the mischief.

"But instead of me telling you what's gotten into me," he says, his voice light, "how about I show you?"

"What're you—?" she begins to ask, but he yanks her closer, and she feels something warm cover her mouth before her mind goes blank.

Now's your moment, sittin' near a blue lagoon. Boy, ya better do it soon, no time will be better. She don't say a word and she won't say a word until ya kiss the girl…

Nana, oblivious to the older Smashers, gazes dreamily up at the screen and smiles, tugging Young Link's sleeve.

"Isn't that just so romantic?" she asks him, eyes sparkling. "It's like a fairytale!"

"Puh-lease!" he scoffs, crushing her mood. "It's so sappy, it's almost sickening!"

She saddens, but notices something and looks at him curiously.

"Almost?" she asks.

His expression grows uncomfortable, and he nods, a soft blush on his cheeks.

"Yeah," he agrees, looking back at the screen, "almost."

Nana smiles, and scoots closer to him, grabbing his hand. He flinches, but glances at her happy face, and smiles rather shyly before gripping her gloved hand.

Popo notices this, and, despite his overprotective-ness of his sister, smiles a bit.

I'm happy for you, sis. He thinks, nodding in satisfaction.

Then his expression darkens, and he wishes he had his hammer with him.

But I'm still keeping a close watch on YL!

Sha la la la la la, don't be scared. You got the mood prepared, go on and kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la, don't stop now. Don't try to hide it, how you wanna kiss the girl…

"This is overly dramatic," Samus murmurs to Marth as fireflies fly around the two characters on screen.

"Hm," is his only reply, and she looks at him to see that he's watching her. Immediately, she blushes.

"W-What?" she asks, glaring a bit at him. "Don't look at me like that. You can only look at all the girls you flirt with like that, but not me, okay?"

Sha la la la la la, float along and listen to the song. The song says kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la, the music play, do what the music say. You gotta kiss the girl…

He smiles at her gently. "Mm-hm…"

"I'm NOT joking, Marth. I will punch you if you try to flirt with me."

"Mm-hm…"

"Are you even getting what I'm saying through your thick skull?"

"Of course," he says, finally using actual words now that he's closer than ever to her, "and you know what?"

She shakes her head, trying to lean away from him as he leans closer, ending up with them being in an awkward position almost falling off the couch.

"I have to listen to the song, Sam-chan," he says, and swiftly kisses her before she can explode.

She struggles at first, mumbling against his mouth about punching and killing him, and how much of a flirt he is, before slowly relaxing, her arms going limp at her side.

"Bloody flirt…" she mumbles, before her eyes flutter close.

He only smiles, while Falcon fumes silently at the corner.

"Damn, he's good," the bounty hunter mutters, before cooking up his own plan to steal a kiss from Samus.

You've gotta kiss the girl…

"Oh Goddess," Roy breathes as he sees Link and Zelda kissing; he looks behind him and sees Samus and Marth kissing, too, and he pales. "Oh dear, dear Goddess, we're all DOOMED!"

Don't you wanna kiss the girl…

"Roy…"

"EVERYBODY'S KISSING!" he cries, not caring that nobody's listening to him despite his yells. "THE MOVIE'S CURSED!"

You've gotta kiss the girl…

"Roy!"

He tries to dash for the door. "I HAVE TO GET AWAY, AND---MPPHH!"

Go on and…

He feels Peach grab him and yank him firmly towards her before their lips meet, and he falls onto the floor in front of her, squishing Jigglypuff and Kirby, who had been cuddling.

"Pyuu!"

"Jiggly!"

But he can't say sorry as Peach's mouth won't let him.

Hm…he thinks, dazedly. She's kissing me…

He doesn't do anything for a moment before shrugging, and beginning to kiss her back.

Hey, go with the flow, right?

Mario and Luigi, who are sitting right beside them, stare, dumbstruck.

"I swear," Mario says, "if-a me and Peachie were still-a dating, I would-a smash-a Roy to-a oblivion."

Luigi, too stunned by all the of mushiness, merely nods in agreement with his brother.

…kiss the girl…

The song ends, but the couples don't pull away.

Young Link stares disgustedly at his older self, a bit red in his cheeks. "Yuck! That's supposed to be me one day?" he asks, his nose scrunching up.

Nana giggles. "Yup."

"Oh that's just…" he feels something warm brush his cheek, and blinks, "…great…?"

She shyly moves away, bright red in the face, but doesn't release his hand. "YL?"

"Yeah?" he asks, still slightly dazed by the small kiss on the cheek.

"Can you keep a secret?" she asks, glancing at the screen to see that both characters had fallen into the water.

This makes Young Link snap out of it. "Uh, yeah…why?"

"Well, you know this whole thing? The movie, the people, and all that?"

He nods, and she bites her lip.

"I…um…well…"

"You can tell me, Nana!" Young Link makes a strongman pose. "I can handle it!"

She nods, and shyly looks side-to-side before looking at her crush, turning a bit pink.

"I planned all of this," she finally admits.

Young Link blinks, confused for a moment.

"Wait, you mean to tell me you…" he trails off, and stares at the smooching couples in shock, before looking back at her.

She nods, looking nervous.

"You aren't…angry, are you?" she asks warily.

But to her surprise, Young Link merely grins and hooks an arm casually around her shoulder like his older self taught him.

"Surprised?" he says. "Nah! It's about time the old people got together, anyway!"

Like always in a story, however, the couples had just finished kissing when they heard what Young Link had said.

"Old people?" they all shriek.

Young Link gulps. "Shoot," he mutters as he quickly scoots away from the looming, angry figures of Peach, Roy, Marth, Samus, Link, Zelda, Popo, Kirby and Jigglypuff (because they had been squished and needed somebody to take their anger out on).

Nana mimics him, and gulps. "T-Think we should r-run?"

"Count of three?"

"S-Sure."

"Okay then…3!"

And they dash off, the older Smashers chasing after them.

Mario and Luigi, who have been mostly quiet for the whole entire time, stare at the screen.

"…Mario?" Luigi asks, timidly.

"What?"

"Do you-a think we should-a help them?"

"Hm…I don't know-a. Do you-a think we should-a?"

"It's up-ta you."

There's a pause.

Then slowly, very, very slowly, Mario grins, and leaps up into the air.

"Let's-a go!" he cries, marching heroically towards the doorway to follow the angry mop. But he stops, noticing that Luigi doesn't follow. "C'mon Luigi! Let's-a go!"

His brother sweatdrops, hearing Peach's angry shriek and the sound of a vase breaking.

"Can we-a go-a slowly?"

Another pause.

Then slowly, very, very slowly, Mario nods, and leaps up into the air.

"Let's-a go!" he cries, marching once more towards the door, but his pace slows.

"DAMN IT, MINI-ME, GET BACK HERE!"

CRASH.

"YAHHHHHHH!"

The two brothers stop, and take little baby steps.

"We'll-a go-a very slowly," Mario mutters, cringing as another vase breaks, and Master Hand's angry yells join in on the noise.

Luigi, with wide eyes, can only nod.

The two brothers slowly leave the room, and when they do, two heads poke out from behind the couch.

Falco looks from the movie playing on the screen, to the empty room, and finally to Yoshi, who's standing beside him.

"Wanna watch?" he asks his companion.

"Yoshi!" the green dinosaur cries, and hops onto the couch, Falco joining him after.

So they both sit, watching the movie, and almost crying dramatically during some dramatic parts.

And when the noise outside got too loud to bear, they merely put up the volume of the T.V.

+fin+