UGH! sorrryyy for the obnoxiously long wait! my parents are going through a recent divorce, and so my mom and little sister are basically falling to pieces, and I am the only one left to pick them up... So I haven't had any time to write while i was cleaning up the mess.... Any who! I will say this in advance, that this probably isn't one of my better chapters. Some humor, yes, but it is sort of just filler until i can get the next chapter out, which will be SOOOO much better than this one... not to diss myself or anything, but what evs! oaky doke... Uhh... I don't own twilight... or Edward... or Seth... Or Emmett... Or Jacob.... Or Jasper..... Or..... uhhh.... I JUST DON'T OWN THEM OKAY! -Mooch

Oh No! Not Me Too!

"Ugh..."

"Seth!"

"Uhhhnn...."

"Come on Seth!"

"Mmmmhhhmmmm."

"SETH!"

"What? What's wrong?" He sat up with a jolt from his spot on the forest floor.

"You were on top of me, and I couldn't breathe..." I said as I sat up next to him. He looked at me sheepishly, wondering if he had stepped over the careful lines I had drawn. I had fallen asleep at least four feet away from him, and at some point I felt something burning hot wrap around my waist. I didn't really mind at the time, because I had been freezing cold. Apparently, our pack of wolves weren't steamy hot like the other pack... not in a physical way. Although, they were quite attractive when it came right down to it.

But then later on, when the warmth was crushing down on me, I had woken up to find a very heavy, and hot, (in both ways) Seth Clearwater, with half his body laying on me.

"Sorry about that. Are you alright?" He asked, giving me a once over. I rolled my eyes.

"Of course... I've had worse." I sighed and stood up finally. I looked up through the branches. The sky was still a little gray, but there was a soft pink that colored it from the Eastern side.

"Should we head back?" Seth's voice asked from behind me. I turned and looked up at him as he ruffled his soft looking, short black hair. His square jaw flowed into his flawless neck and shoulder contours. All the way into perfectly muscled arms and a chiseled abdomen. The V line that was made from his hips and stomach led below his loose cargo shorts that hung on his trim hips. I heard him clear his throat and I looked back at his smirking lips.

"What?" I asked sharply.

"I asked if you wanted to head back." He smirked again.

"No. I think I'm going to sit here until I die." I said back to him.

"I'll stay with you then." He said with a smile back at me, but there was such sincerity in his words that it scared me.

"If I have to be with you, you're going to have to understand that I run on sarcasm, like a business man works on coffee... I'll race you." I said as I began walking through the forest, touching the leaves with my palms.

"Do you run on competition too?" He asked with a laugh. I rolled my eyes and smirked at him.

"No. That's just part of my personality..." I smiled, then took a running start and phased into the forest, and just kept running.

.:*:.

After a good two hours, Seth and I burst through the brush and landed in the Diamond's clearing. I slowed down to a trot and regulated my breathing again.

No one was on the porch to greet us, and I slowly padded up to the bay window near the front door. I got up on my hind legs and braced myself against the wall of the house and looked in the window.

There, on the floor in front of the T.V. was Gibbs and Makayla. Gibbs's eyes flickered to the window, and then she did a double take, and let out a scream.

"What Is That!" She screamed. Makayla looked up as well and started laughing and punched Gibbs on the shoulder.

"You're such an idiot. You live in a fantasy world. You should expect weird ass things to pop up randomly in your life now..." Makayla laughed, then got up and disappeared. I heard the door open and I got down and walked back over to the front of the porch. Makayla, Slater, and Gibbs all came out.

"Where in Hell have you been missy?" Slater asked as she stepped down onto the ground to be level with me.

Wouldn't you like to know. I rolled my eyes at her and tried to hit her with my big head. She dodged it neatly and hit my hard shoulder. I think it hurt her more than it hurt me. Especially in this form.

She looked around me and eyed Seth in his wolf form. He was a few paces behind me, but I could feel his gaze on me.

"You shall tell us all about it later." Makayla warned me. I rolled my eyes again.

Yeah right. I added.

"Don't roll your eyes at us. And don't think you'll get out of it, because we'll hunt you down like dogs... Haha... Get it? Dogs? Cause we're wolves... You know?" Gibbs tried to make a joke and we all stared at her pointedly.

"No. Never again Gibbs." Slater said slowly and Makayla snickered. Then they looked back at me.

"Why haven't you phased yet?" Makayla asked.

Why do you think you moron? I whined at her and she immediately understood.

"Right-O.... Uhh.... Who wants to ask the vamp?" Slater asked, but they didn't have to because I saw the vampire named Bella come out onto the porch with Edward, clothes in hand.

"Seth? You need some too?" Edward asked with a smirk and Seth gave out a bark of gratitude. I went forward slowly, cautiously as Bella held out the clothes. I took them in my mouth and was quickly consumed in vampire stink.

Ugh! GROSS!!!! I yelled in my head, and watched in amazement as Seth got his and quickly bounded off into the forest. I watched him then looked at the girls who were laughing at me, as well as a chuckling Edward.

It's really not funny. Can I die from too much of this shit? I asked him angrily.

"It has yet to happen. But I wouldn't be surprised if you were the first." He chuckled again, then put an arm around Bella and towed her inside again. I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned to see Seth looking at me.

"I'll meet you inside." He said with a certain look in his eyes that made it seem like it was causing him physical pain to leave me.

Okay... See you later... It's not like I'm dying or anything... I growled softly then turned and went into the forest. I phased and stood there naked for a second, as I picked up the clothes. I let out a screech of disgust and thought that I heard booming laughter in the Diamond's house. I was going to kill those vampires with my bare hands if I had too.

.:*:.

As soon as I came out of the forest, I saw that Gibbs had gone back inside and as soon as Slater and Makayla saw me, they both erupted in hysterical laughter. I walked up to them as quickly as I was able to and started punching them as hard as I could.

"Shut up! Or I'll skin you alive!" I said as I continued to beat them.

"Sorry! Sorry!!!" Makayla whined.

"Mercy! Mercy!" Slater held up her hands and I stopped. They both looked at me again.

"That dress looks lovely on you." Slater said, but started laughing at the end and Makayla couldn't help but burst into laughter as well. I hit them over the head one more good time, then walked up the stairs and into the house. Bracing myself against the vampire stink.

"Where are the runts?" I asked as Slater and Makayla followed me, still giggling.

"They're in the kitchen. Quil's imprint Claire and Renesmee, Bella and Edward's daughter are doing a craft..." Mak continued to snicker as I walked through the house and finally found the kitchen.

"You have got to be kidding me!" I exclaimed as I walked into the kitchen. There, sitting at the table was Gibbs, Shawn, Danny, Renesmee, and a new little girl probably Claire, all cutting potatoes in half and making stamps out of them.

"Look! We're imprinting!" Danny smiled at me as she pressed her's into a piece of paper.

"You guys are such—" I was cut off by Edward.

"None of that language around the kids. They pick up anything they hear." He smiled at me as he came into the room. Right behind him was Seth. His eyes lingered over me, but it wasn't in a perverted way. But I had to make it that way.

"What are you looking at?" I asked him sharply as I put a hand on my hip.

"Nah... Noh... Nothing... Yeah... Nothing....." He stuttered. I sighed and then turned back to Slater.

"So what did you guys do without me? Were you lost without my commanding ways?" I asked her with a smirk. She rolled her eyes.

"We stayed with the other pack in the forest.... they aren't that bad... I still think it's creepy that Leah's the only girl though." She replied.

"Yeah, I think it's weird too." Leah said as she came into the kitchen, a smile on her face.

"Hey." I said to her.

"Hey, I see that you're back. Sorry my brother scared you off like that. He has that effect on people." She smirked at him. He was sitting with Claire on his lap, and he glared up at her.

"Shut up Leah." He muttered half heartedly as she flicked him on the ear.

"You know you love me." She smiled.

"Not all the time...." He replied under his breath and she gave his head a good smack. I didn't know what came over me, but instinctively, I growled. A deep, menacing rumble directed at Leah. Everyone stopped to look at me. I froze and asked myself, Did I really just growl because he got hurt? "Yes... Yes you did." Edward said from behind Seth, a smirk on his face.

"Ooh! Someone's getting defensive of their mate!" Danny snickered at me.

"Okay... We need to stop using the word mate... It's so awkward. Only perverts and weirdos use the word mate." I said as I scrunched up my nose like I smelled something bad. Actually... the vampire stink was still horrible, but my nose hairs were burned now, so it was sort of numbing now. Edward chuckled and Bella shot him a questioning look. I rolled my eyes.

God damn mind reader. I thought towards him and he gave me a wink.

"Guys! The storm is going to hit soon! Are you coming or not?" Asked a bell like voice, and small pixie like vampire came into the room. Alice.

"Ooooooh! That dress looks so good on you!" She commented me as she circled my body, like a vulture looking for prey.

"No offence. But it's not my favorite..." I replied. She sighed and rolled her eyes at me, then turned to Bella.

"I see we have another case of CP?" She said.

"A what? I thought Carlisle was the doctor..." Shawn asked from her spot at the counter.

"Clothes phobia... Bella has it too." She grimaced. I nodded and then looked at Alice.

"What's all this about a game?" I asked. She opened her mouth to speak, but Seth beat her to it.

"Baseball. The Cullens play it when there are thunderstorms. Sometimes we play too. You want to come?" He asked with hope in his eyes.

"Will you leave me alone if I don't?" I asked him slowly. He pretended to think about it.

"No, probably not. No." He smiled at me. I smiled back a little bit and then looked at Slater who was grinning hopefully.

"Why not... We haven't had any decent competition in ages." I sighed and Shawn suddenly jumped up from her seat and started skipping around the counter, singing as she went.

"TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME! TAKE ME OUT TO THE CROWD! BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACKS! I DON'T CARE IF I EVER COME BACK! OH IT'S ROOT, ROOT, ROOT FOR THE RED SOX! IF THEY DON'T WIN IT'S A SHAME! OH IT'S ONE! TWO! THREE STRIKES YOUR OUT AT THE OLD BAAAAALLLLLLL GAMMMEEEEEE!" It seemed that she was on repeat. I finally turned to Slater.

"Did you let her have sugar?" I asked, and she shook her head violently. I looked up and saw Edward looking around non chalantley. Bella watched Shawn thoughtfully.

"I wonder if Emmett would look like that if he was a human and he had sugar..." She wondered. Everyone started laughing and a loud booming voice came from the other room.

"I HEARD THAT!" Emmett yelled.

"You were supposed to!" I yelled back, and he started laughing. I looked around at everyone laughing... Maybe the vampires weren't so bad. Edward looked up and smiled at me.

Damn. You heard that, didn't you? I asked him slowly. He nodded his head just a little bit. Very un-noticeable for anyone who wasn't looking for it.

Don't tell anyone. Alright?

He nodded again.

Good. It'll be our secret... Oh my god... I'm turning soft!!! I grimaced and he grinned at me before going to get ready for the game with everyone else.

okay... How was that? Let me know if u wanna... the review button's right there... come on! PUSH IT! PUUUUSSHH ITTTT!.... hahahahaha! that's what she said!!! okay... that was a bad one... toodles! -Mooch