I have 3 words for you all. I HATE FINALS! Grrrr! they make me sooo mad! so it's a good thing that i Aced them all. Hahahaha! YAY! We need some champagne and cake now! You shall understand where the cake comes into play soon. =} Muahahahaha! okay, I'm done. And i would like to absolutely apologize to all of my faithful readers about the HUMONGOUS delay in the posting of this chapter. It was totally rude of me to ignore this story for the span of time that i did, but i had 5 subjects to study for. And as you all read before, it obviously paid off.... YEA BOII! okay, now I'm seriously done. =) I hope that you all enjoy this chapter, because i know i enjoyed writing it. oh, and I wan't forget the disclaimer if you guys don't forget to REVIEW PLEASE! hey... i did say please. =P okay.. go ahead and read now, I'll stop... =) -Mooch

Don't Even Try To Run

I found a pair of clothes in one of the bathrooms upstairs. And as I pulled on the smelly jeans and loose t-shirt I rolled my eyes because they fit perfectly. Wow, it was annoying having a psychic vampire around. Sure it was incredibly useful at times like these, but I found it a little freaky that she knew how my life would turn out before me. Which sucked.

When I went downstairs, I found that the girls had all come in and changed finally, but the vampire couples were no where to be found. And personally I didn't want to find them either...

But I did find Seth when I went into the kitchen. And he was with Quil, Jake, Claire and Renesmee. They were making a cake too.

"What's the occasion?" I asked as I stood near Seth. He smiled down at me, and I assumed it was because I hadn't said anything moderately rude...... yet....

"It's my birfday tomorrow!" Claire smiled up at me. I smiled back and went over to her.

"It is? Really? How old are you going to be?" I asked her in a kiddie tone. She held up all five fingers on her right hand.

"Wow. Five years old? You're going to be a young lady pretty soon." I gasped and smiled and she laughed excitedly at me. I looked back at Jacob and Quil and noticed that they were looking at the cook book in a confused way.

"Do you have any idea what you're doing?" I asked them with a laugh. Quil looked at Jake then at me and shook his head. While Jake glared up at me.

"Of course! What, you don't think I can cook?" He asked me.

"No. Not really." I said to him with another smile.

"Well, you are wrong. Because I am an excellent chef. Isn't that right Nessie?" He looked at the beautiful girl. She giggled.

"No." She smiled at him and then me. I started laughing as well.

"Your imprint has spoken. Now step aside and let a real master show you how it's done." I said as I walked over to the other side of the island and pushed them out of the way.

"Oh good! I like a girl that can cook." Seth said with a smirk. I shot him a glare and the boys started laughing. Embry walked in as well and asked what was going on.

"Oh nothing, Seth is just acting like a bone headed dog. Nothing out of the ordinary." I said to him and he started laughing. Seth shot me a playful glare and I returned it.

"Hey, why don't women wear watches?" He asked Jake.

"Why?" Jake looked a little confused.

"Because there's a clock on the stove!" Seth finished and all the guys started laughing while my mouth fell open in shock. Oh no he di'int!

"Why are you guys laughing so much?" Makayla asked as she, Slater and Leah came into the kitchen.

"I don't know, because that was horrible! But hey! Why do guys like BMW's?" I asked them.

"Why?" Leah asked, a little cautious.

"Because they can actually spell it!" I said back. All the girls 'oh snapped' and I started laughing with them as the guys recovered.

"Really? Well, what's the difference between you're girlfriend and a dog, Seth?" Jake asked him.

"I don't know... what?" He asked.

"The dog can relax!" Jake said and the guys laughed again.

"How does a man show he is planning for the future?" Slater asked.

"How?" I asked.

"By buying two cases of beer!" She said and we all laughed at the guy's expressions.

"Why did the woman cross the road?" Seth asked, but before the others could answer he finished, "Wait... Better question... Why is she out of the kitchen?" He asked.

"What do you call a smart man in America?" I asked Seth, and he shrugged, "A tourist!" I shouted at him.

"Want to hear a funny joke?" He asked me. "Women's rights." He finished. That was when I suddenly reached my hand into the bowl in front of me and pulled a handful of batter and threw it directly at his face. It splattered all over his cheeks and into his short black hair. I put a hand over my mouth to conceal my laughter and he wiped the batter off his eyes and narrowed them at me.

"Oh, you're in for it now." He said to me in an even tone. I shrugged.

"Bring it on, dog." I smirked at him and picked up the bowl of batter and ran out the back door of the kitchen into the Diamond's back yard. I heard the door open and close behind me as well, and I laughed as I turned around with another handful of batter and whipped it at Seth who was much closer than I anticipated.

I went all down the front of his shirt and before I could recover he grabbed me around the waist and took the bowl from me and poured all of it's contents on my head.

"Mercy! Mercy!" I yelled out as my vision was blocked with the sweet and sticky uncooked cake. I wiped it from my face as best as I could as Seth grinned down at me.

"That'll teach you not to do that, and think you'll get away with it." He smirked at me with his arms still around my waist. I looked up at him, and for a fleeting moment, it seemed like the whole world stood still. There was nothing but the two of us, (although covered in cake), and in that brief second Seth leaned down his head, and gently caught my lips with his. And it felt pretty damn good to me.

He pulled his head back and I looked up into his eyes which seemed to be shimmering with some sort of emotion... Pride? Excitement? I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but it was there.

"You taste good." I said out of nowhere and then we both started laughing.

"That's what she said." Seth said and I gave his shoulder a playful push and untangled myself from his arms.

"That's gross." I said again.

"That's what she said." He repeated.

"Please stop doing that."

"That's what she said."

"SETH SHUT UP!" I growled at him and he beamed at me. I rolled my eyes and looked down at myself.

"Well... I have to change again." I mused to myself.

"No.... I like you all cake-ified. It makes you even more yummy." Seth said in my ear. I laughed out loud and he did as well. Then we both went into the house, where we were met with a lot of grins, and a very upset Claire. Who we had to explain why she would not be having a cake within the hour.

You just gotta love Sexist and That's What She Said jokes. I know i do. Even though they are offensive they make me laugh beyond belief. Please tell me what you thought about the chapter! I love hearing from all of my loyal reviewers it's soooo GREAT to hear you thoughts about the chapters and what you like or even dislike about it. All of it is welcome because I'm pretty sure taht i have said before that i am trying to become an author, soooooo it's good to hear what i can work on and what i should keep =P Please Keep readinn!!! I PROMISE that the story will get more intense in the next few chapters.... And by intense i mean between Seth and Jetta as well as some interesting new problems thrown into the mix... but you'll never guess what they are!!! Unless you want to guess... if that is the case just press the little button right below this text and tell me what you think will happen, and or, your thoughts on the chapter. Much love to all my homies out there! (A.K.A. All my reviewers... lmao) yeah... I'm super sleepy now... OMG! HAPPY SUMMER EVERYONE... Unless you live on the other side of the world... or Antarctica............. I'm just gonna go now.... I promise to have more up soon! Peace out! -Mooch