So this one is for all the cute OTPs from the movies and stuff. Like Jane and Thor, Steve and Peggy (although this time, its not the lovely relationship they had in Captain America) and Tony and Pepper. So this is the normal OTPS not the Steve x Tony and stuff (which I still ship, don't worry). Anyway, on with the story! Hope you like and tell me what you think!

Baby!Avengers and the New Neighbors

"Daddy?"

". . . "

"Daddy!"

". . ."

"DADDY, WAKE UP!"

"GAH! I'm awake, Phil. I'm awake. Good God, now why you got wake your old man up like that?"

"There's someone at the door, Daddy."

"Again! Get Ms. Hill to handle it."

"She's off today, Daddy, remember. You promised here a few days off at the end of the month so she didn't go crazy! He he!"

"That's right. I did. Now why in the hell would I do a thing like that?"

"Tony? Just who are you talking to?"

"Hey, eye-patch! Philly-boy! Come meet the new neighbors!"

"Uh, hi?"

"Hello, there. You must be Nick Fury! Your son Steve has told me so much about you!"

"He did?"

"Oh, yes. He's a fine young chap. Best I've ever seen. So polite, too."

"Steve?"

"Yes, Mr. Fury, sir?"

"I believe you have some introducing to do."

"Oh, yes, sir. Mr. Fury, sir. This is Ms. Peggy Carter. Ms. Carter, this is my father, Mr. Nick Fury."

"Nice to meet you."

"Likewise. So . . . how much have you and Steve been talking?"

"Oh, quite a lot! He comes over with Tony a lot to chat. He seems to have quite an interest in the military! And he's so focused and determined. It's really awe-inspiring."

"Yes, thank you. I've noticed that as well. He's strong-willed, my Steve."

"Ms. Carter has a punching bag in her basement."

"Oooooohh. I see now. So how much chatting do you guys actually do? Or is straight down to basic training?"

*laughs nervously* "I was in the military core at one time, Mr. Fury. And your Steve seemed to express quite an interest in it . . ."

"Mmhmm. Say, can I see this punching bag of yours? I'm not really sure which kind to get Steve."

"Hey, eye-patch! I'd like you to meet someone."

"Oh, yeah, Tony? Who's that?"

"This, my good man, is Miss Pepper Potts. Isn't she a dear?"

"Stop it, Tony. You're so embarrassing."

"Oh, you like it."

"Pepper is my daughter, Mr. Fury."

"You have kids, Ms. Carter?"

"Two. Pepper here is the oldest. Just turned fifteen, this one."

"Hey, Pepper. I'm Nick Fury."

"Hi, Mr. Fury."

"Aww, don't be so shy, Pepper. The eye-patch may make him look like a big scary old man, but he's really just a teddy bear with claws."

"It's nice to meet you, Mr. Fury. Tony talks about you a lot."

"Favorably, I hope."

"You know me, eye-patch!"

"I'd say at least 12 percent of the time. On a good day. But I'm sure you're much nicer than he makes you out to be . . ."

"Uh huh."

"Sorry, eye-patch. Gotta scram. Pepper and I have a hot date."

"We do?"

"We do now."

"Tony!"

"Pepper!"

*fading into the distance* "I can't believe you, Tony! You do the craziest things sometimes!"

"Just roll with it, babe! I'm going to be rich someday and then I'll build a skyscraper with my name on it. Nobody will be able to question me then."

"And I'll be the one holding the lease!"

"That's my girl!"

"I'm really sorry about him, Ms. Carter."

"No, no, it's fine. Overall, he's seems like a fine kid and Pepper's happy with him."

"And who's this hiding behind your leg?"

"Jane. Come out and say hello. These are our new neighbors. Don't you want to meet them?"

"Hi, Jane! My name's Nick Fury."

*really small voice* "I'm Jane."

"HI, JANE!"

"What the –!?"

"MAN OF FURY, THIS IS THE GIRL I WAS TALKING TO YOU ABOUT!"

"Thor! Put a lid on it! You're going to scare her away!"

"Oh. Oh. Sorry, Man of Fury."

"So this is the girl you said you saw outside your window?"

"Yes." *turns to Jane* "You were on the roof the other day looking at the stars through a telescope, were you not?"

"Jane! You were on the roof!?"

"Yes."

"I saw you through my window."

"Jane! I told you not to –!"

"May I ask you a question, Lady Jane?"

"You already did."

"May I ask you another?"

*giggles* "Sure."

"Why are you so interested in stars?"

"I want to study them when I'm older."

"Why?"

"Jane wants to become an astronaut."

"Sounds interesting, Miss Jane."

"NO! That's not it at all! I told you, I don't want to become an astronaut!"

"Be quiet, Man of Fury. Do not interrupt."

"I want to discover things. New worlds. New planets. Life among the stars."

"Right. You want to be an astronaut."

"It's different, Mom. You wouldn't understand."

"Wow. She's pouty."

"She gets like this a lot. Jane, love, if you don't behave then we'll have to go home."

"But, Mom!"

"Jane!"

"And who is this mewling quim?"

"LOKI!"

"Sorry, Father, dearest, I didn't mean to offend."

"What did he just call my daughter?"

"He, umm, he called her a . . . you know what? It doesn't matter. Apologize, Loki!"

"Why should I?"

"Because I said so!"

"I'm afraid, I'm going to need a bit more encouragement than that."

"APOLOGIZE, BROTHER!"

"THOR! Let go of him! You're choking him!"

*gasps* "I-I-I'm *cough* s-sorry!"

"Thank you, brother."

"You're mean."

"I'll take that as a compliment, you puny girl."

"Oh, yeah? Then take THIS!"

"Jane, NO! JANE! DON'T PUNCH HIM!"

"HAHAHAHA! That puny girl just socked you in the jaw, brother! How did it feel?"

"Oooh. *menacing* I like her."

"Daddy?"

"Yes, Phil?"

"Natasha's playing with Bruce again."

"Again? Really?"

"She's climbing all over his back and he's chasing after her."

"Where's Barton?"

"Sleeping, daddy."

"Good. He'd throw a fit if he saw them."

"NAATTAAASSSHHHAAAA!"

*sigh* "I'm too old for this crap."

"Hey, what's this?"

"Phil! Don't take stuff that doesn't belong to you!"

"Oooh. Look at all this! Do you like stars, strange lady?"

"Phil, this is Jane. Jane, Phil."

"GIVE IT BACK!"

"But I just want to looookkk."

"IT'S MINE!"

"Phil! Give Lady Jane back her book."

"But, Thor . . .!"

"Here is your book, Lady Jane. I apologize for my brother's rude contact."

*sniffs* "Which one?"

"Both."

". . . Thanks."

"You're very welcome."

". . ."

". . ."

"Do you want to look at the drawings in my book?"

"Only if you wish, Lady Jane."

"I'll show you."

"Can I come along? Plllleassseee!"

"Only if you promise not to take my stuff."

"I promise."

"The pathetic man is crossing his fingers behind his back, mewling quim. Just thought you'd want to know."

"LOKI!"

"How do you deal with them, Mr. Fury?"

"Long nights and lots of alcohol, Ms. Carter. Speaking of which, can I offer you a drink?"

"Just tea, thank you."

"Tea it is."