34 Embarrass
Santana had surprised Rachel with a vacation. They had just spent the past few hours on a plane and were now finally at the hotel. Santana does the chivalrous thing by pulling their suitcases whilst Rachel takes the key card and opens the door to their room.
The room was remarkable it was spacious, eloquently decorated and had a balcony with a sea view. There was one problem however, the sleeping arrangement.
"Why do we have two separate beds? We paid for a double room not a twin."
"It's fine Santana we'll just push the beds together."
"How the hell are we supposed to have sex on that? I don't want you falling through the beds whilst I'm in the middle of rocking your world" Santana says.
"It's only for a week."
"I'm going to reception to complain."
Santana takes the key card form Rachel and makes her way back down to the reception desk.
"Hello Ladies. How may I help you?" the receptionist asks.
"I have a complaint about my room. I booked a double room and you gave me a twin."
"I'm sorry Madame. Please give me a moment and I'll see what I can do."
The reception clerk turns to his computer and presses a few keys before turning back towards Santana.
"I'm sorry. We have no double rooms available" he says.
"Well you better check again because I booked one three months ago, so I expect to have one."
"I'm sorry. There might be one available in a few days."
"Listen to me. All I wanted was a romantic vacation with my girlfriend and I can't do that with separate beds if you get what I mean. Now this isn't my problem, it's your so you better fix it" Santana demands.
"I'm sorry, there's nothing…" the receptions starts before he's interrupted by Santana.
"Listen, I come from a place called Lima, Ohio. More specifically I come from Lima Heights and you really don't want to know goes down there. Now I suggest you get back on that computer and find me a room with a double bed."
"The only room available is the honeymoon suite."
"Then we'll take it at no extra cost of course and I want a free bottle of champagne" Santana says.
"Yes ma'am."
The man quickly retrieves two new key cards and hands them over to a smirking Santana.
"Thank you" Rachel says.
As soon as they enter the elevator Rachel turns to her girlfriend.
"You didn't have to bring out your Lima Heights bit you know and I can't believe you would embarrass me by referring to our sex life."
"I got us a double room didn't I? Not only that, I got us the honeymoon suite."
"Well I hope it comes with a couch because that's where you'll be sleeping tonight" Rachel says.
"Let's just see our new room, unpack and then I'll take you out for a cocktail."
If Santana thought the other room was nice, it was nothing compared to the honeymoon suite. The room was beautiful, there was even rose petals on the bed however it also had a small couch too but Santana already knew that Rachel would let her sleep on the couch if Santana got her drunk enough. She always became clingy when she was drunk and sometimes handsy which meant that she wouldn't want to be alone in bed.
Santana favorite part of the room was the large Jacuzzi bath. She was starting to wonder if she would ever see outside of the room with all the new places, she had seen for her and Rachel to christen.
When she walks back into the main room Rachel was already unpacking the suitcases and putting clothes away in the wardrobe and various drawers. Santana helps her girlfriend unpack because the quicker it's done the faster she can hit the bars.
They find a small bar that's a bit quieter than others. They had only got off the plane four hours ago and wanted a relaxed first night and Santana knows that there are plenty of other nights to really enjoy the night life. They had made a deal, as long as Santana would visit some local then Rachel wouldn't mind going to the bars at night.
They find a small table, take a seat and start to look through the drinks menu.
"So what do you want? How about sex on the beach or maybe a slow comfortable screw?
Oh, I know what you like, a quick fuck."
"You're making that up" Rachel says.
"No I'm not, look" Santana says handing Rachel the cocktail menu.
"Oh my god these are preposterous."
As Rachel continues to look over the menu a waiter arrives who attention seems to be on her girlfriend's chest rather than anything else.
"Hello ladies, what can I do for you?" He asks.
"I'll have a sex on the beach" Santana replies noticing that the man's leering has now transferred over to her.
"What time?" the waiter jokes.
"Whenever my girlfriend's ready, but for now I'll just have my drink. What do you want baby? I know you love a pink pussy or a slippery nipple and we know you always end your night with a screaming orgasm" Santana says with a smirk.
"I'll just have a sex on the beach too please" Rachel answers.
The waiter nods his head and walks back towards the bar.
"What's wrong with you tonight? It's like you're on a mission to embarrass me."
"He deserved it he was starting at your chest and mine. I just wanted to mess with him a little bit plus it was funny as fuck." Santana laughs.
"You better hope that couch is comfy."
"Don't worry I'm not going to need it."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Rachel asks.
"Nothing baby."
Before Rachel has a chance to reply the waiter comes back and places the drink on the table but this time he keeps eye contact with Santana as she pays him and as soon as he has his money he leaves.
"Looks like he learnt his lesson" Rachel says.
"How about after this we have some real sex on the beach?"