*Prompt content given to me by MLMsky4life, because even though I promised more angst, I also couldn't help myself when inspired by this particular idea. XD Oh, and word up to all my louffa users. You guys are the bomb. LOL.
Title: Accidental Silhouettes
Chapter Ninety-One: Irreconcilable
"I'm first."
"What?"
"Wouldn't it make sense for me to be first?"
"What in the Hell are you talking about?! How would it make sense?"
"I am older, thus, am in much more dire need of it than Raito-kun. Now get over here and begin, if you would please."
"That's ridiculous! And you can't be all that much older than me, Ryuuzaki! You're freakish posture is possibly the only thing 'old' about you!"
"…"
"… What?"
"I will take the hidden compliment for what it is, Raito-kun."
"I DID NO-"
"Now, if you would please pass the louffa?" L smiled. "I'll do you first."