I can't take it anymore.

I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Yu-gi-oh GX, or Princess Tutu.

Chapter 11: The Things I do for Love

I was probably the happiest teacher on the face of this earth.

Mana actually got a spell right and made exhalent comments in class. I would tell her she was the best student a teacher can have if I was not in love with her.

The next day I went into my kitchen to find Jasmine sitting at the table in some sort of trance.

"Jasmine what … how did you get in?!"

"I cracked your security code and went inside. It was very easy."

Jasmine said this in a dreamy voice.

"Well can you ask the next time you do stuff like that?"

"Sure, what ever you say."

The dreamy voice was still there.

"Did anything special happen during your swim?"

"Yes, a mermaid used her voice to manipulate the waves and caused everyone on board the Kaiba Corp Ship to go into panic and one of the passengers fell over board."

"How can you sound so happy about that?"

"I met my prince."

I took a glass and filled it water.

"Really, and who is he?"

I started drinking.

"His name is Ryo Bakura."

I spit nearly half the glass of water on Jasmine who finally stopped smiling.

"EWWWWWW, That was disgusting! What's your problem!?"

Jasmine turned into a mermaid the next second.

"Did you say Ryo Bakura?!"

"No, I said Byo Rakura."

She said this very sarcastically. I can not believe this. Of all the male population in the world she had to pick the one who is possessed by the king of thieves and almost killed all of the priests back in ancient Egypt and murdered me.

"Sorry let me get you a towel."

I got a kitchen towel and she wiped her self off with it. Her tail turned back into legs.

"Jasmine, how about you hang out with Melanie and Christine for the day?"

"I already made plans with them. Speaking of which I should get going now, see you later!"

Jasmine ran out of the door in less then five seconds. I was free until seven for Mana's lesson and it was only 9:00 am.

That was when I heard the doorbell. I walked up to the door and opened it. Mana was standing outside carrying Kuriboh in her arms.

"Ohio*, Mahad I want to ask you a favor."

"What is it Mana?"

"The Pharaoh is going to be dueling today and I will be participating in the duel but…"

"But… what Mana?"

"Kuriboh won't be participating and I can't leave him alone in the house."

"So you want me to baby sit him?"

"That's right. Please Mahad he won't be a hassle. He's a very good boy."

"Kawee, Kawee, Kawee. (Yes, I will be a very good boy.)"

I glared at Kuriboh knowing there were horns under the brown fur. I then looked up at Mana's face who was nearly begging me to watch him. She looked so cute. The only thing I could remember thinking was

'Do not take her into your arms and kiss her, do not take her into your arms and kiss her, do not take her into your arms and kiss her.'

"Sure I will be glad to do it."

That was defiantly an over exaggeration, but as long as it will make Mana love me then I will do anything.

"Oh, thank you Mahad! Okay Kuriboh does not need much just let him watch High School Musical…"

"Okay that sounds simple enough."

Mana handed me the red DVD case.

"Then let him watch High School Musical 2, let him play on the High School Musical DDR mat, play the High School Musical trivia game, play the High School Musical board game with him, play the High School Musical sing along game, and then let him play with his High School Musical toy set."

As Mana said all of this she dragged this big black bag into the house with almost all her strength.

"Well that's all. Thank you again Mahad."

Mana waved as she left the house running back to her card ready for the Pharaoh's duel. I turned to Kuriboh.

"Okay listen here pipsqueak, I will try to get along with you best as I can and make life easier for both of us. That means you have to behave."

Kuriboh was silent.

"Okay, how about you watch High School Musical?"

I handed the DVD to Kuriboh. He held it in his hand for a few seconds then threw the DVD straight at my head. Luckly for me I dodged it before it did some damage to me.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Suddenly Kuriboh started flinging everything out of the bag in my direction. I barley dodged it all.

"Kuriboh stop that you little vermin!"

"Kawee, Kawee, Kawee. (Try to stop me if you can!)"

Kuriboh flew away up the stairs most likely going to cause more damage. I ran up stairs hopping to catch the little demon before it was too late.

Everything was quiet, too quiet, way too quiet. I went into my room hopping that Kuriboh did not mess with any of my stuff. Everything was normal until I saw my magician hat floating in mid air with a pair of green feet hanging out of it.

"Kuriboh, give back the hat right now."

Kuriboh took the hat off and held it in his claws then flew to the open window.

"What are you…?"

I saw Kuriboh dangling the hat out of the window with one paw.

"You would not dare."

"Kawee, Kawee. (You want to bet?)"

Kuriboh then let go of the hat. I ran towards the window and saw that my hat was in five different pieces. Why did I have to buy a house with four floors not including the basement?

I turned around to see Kuriboh was flying down stairs. Kuriboh was so going to get it. He was in the living room. I snuck behind Kuriboh and captured him in my arms.

"You are a hand full for a tiny little fuzz ball like you. I am just glad you do not have a twin."

That was when the door bell rang. I walked to the door to see that the E-Hero standing outside the door.

"Hi Mahad, how are you doing today?"

"You do not want me to answer that."

"Anyways I just want to ask you a favor."

"What is it may I ask?"

"Judai is having a duel today and I'm in it. The problem is that my pet, the Winged Kuriboh is not participating. Can you take care of him please? He's a very good boy."

I looked at the Winged Kuriboh closely. He looked innocent enough. But then again so did Kuriboh when I first saw him.

"Okay just for today."

"Thanks Mahad you're a real life savor."

The E-Hero handed the Winged Kuriboh to me and then left. I shut the door behind him and watched the two Kuriboh brothers as they talked.

"Kawee, Kawee. (How are you doing my dear brother?)"

Kawoo, Kawoo. (I am doing well. What do you suppose we should do today)"

"Kawee, Kawee. (Well, was actually torturing the Dark Magician. One of the mightiest cards in all of the magician type Duel Monsters.)"

"Kawoo, Kawoo. (That sounds like fun considering that the Dark Magician always call us the most useless Duel Monster cards.)"

The two Kuriboh's stared at me for what seemed like forever. That was when the Winged Kuriboh went into the kitchen carrying a bunch of tomatos with him and started throwing them at me.

"You are just as evil as your brother, you know that!!"

"Kawoo, Kawoo. (Yes, I am aware of that.)"

Both the Kuriboh brothers went inside the kitchen. I followed them in to find out that they were pelting vegetables and squirting ketchup at me.

"How much damage do you intend to do in one day?!"

The Kuriboh's then dropped the food and ran into the dinning room. When I got there one of them through a butter knife and it missed my head by a centimeter and stuck to the wall.

"Oh, that is the last straw."

I used my magic to summon the last my Magician armor and wand.

"Dark Magic Attack!!!"

I started attacking the two Kuriboh's who kept dodging my attacks. I had them cornered when I heard the door bell ring again. It was the Flame Swords Man.

"Mahad, I need to ask you a favor."

"What is it?"

"Jounichi is having a duel today and…"

"Let me guess you are in it but, your sweet innocent pet is not."

"Are you physic?"

"No, just a very lucky guess."

"In that case can you take care of the Lost Lambs for me?"

I looked down at the lambs. They all looked like they were half asleep anyway.

"Sure, but just for today."

"Thank you, and do not worry they will not cause trouble."

He left and I closed the door. I looked at the Lost Lambs carefully.

"You guys are not going to cause trouble, are you?"

Each lamb them took out a flash light from somewhere and turned it on. The flashlight was glowing on their faces making an evil glow.

"Ba hahahaha!!!!"

"I guess you guys are bad."

The Lost Lambs then charged at me so fast they were a blur. I was on the floor in the next second.

"You little rodents come back here!!!!"

I was in my house becoming one with the forces of the other world hoping to pick up a vision of some source. Just then one hit me and my eyes opened in a flash. I was panting for breath. My brother came running into the room.

"Ishizu, what's wrong?"

"I had a vision from my Millennium Necklace."

"What was it?"

"The Dark Magician is fighting off a bunch of evil plush toy like creatures, for example Kuriboh."

"What is the news on the battle?"

"The plush toys are winning."

I could not find the lambs anywhere. They could be causing havoc as I speak and I do not know where they are. I walked into the next room when I saw the lambs each holding paintball cannon.

"Baaaaahhh. (Fire!!!)"

The lambs started shooting the paint balls at me. I dodged most of them. I did get some blue, pink, and green on my uniform.

"Baaaaahhh, Baaaaahhh. (We're out of ammo we need to restock.)"

The lambs flew out of the dinning room and into the lounge. I ran after them to find the Kuriboh's aiming water balloons at me. I dodged only three of the balloons and rest drenched my clothing. I was about to get them when the door bell rang. I went to answer it to find out the Angel a Friendship was standing outside the door.

"Um… Mahad can I ask you a favor?"

"Let me guess, Anzu has a duel today and you are in it but, your pet is not so you are asking me to take care of it."

"Are you…"

"No, I am not Physic I just guessed."

"So will you do it?"

I looked at Shining Friendship. She was annoying, however not a pain to deal with.

"Okay just for today."

"Oh, thank you Mahad! Don't worry she won't be any trouble."

She left and I was stuck with another nuisance to take care of.

"So you are not an evil master mind are you?"

Shining Friendship stared at me for an awhile and then borrowed a flash light from the Lost Lambs and flicked the light onto her face. She was defiantly evil. Shining Friendship then flew to the kitchen and through a couple of pies that Jasmine baked for me. Ironically one of them hit me in the face.

"Shiwoo, Shiwoo. (Serves you right for saying I was annoying in the first chapter!)"

All of the demons scattered looking for something to attack with. I could not believe that I was going to be attacked by a bunch of low leveled evil plush toys. I just noticed actually that the lambs actually went outside and brought in the gardening hose.

"Baaaaahhh, Baaaaahhh, Baaaaahhh. (Let's get him!)"

They turned the nasal on and I was sprayed from head to toe with icy water. The doorbell actually rang again half way through the spraying. It was the Change of Heart.

"Mahad I really need for you to do me a favor."

"Bakura is having a duel today and you will be participating, however your little friends won't and you want me to take care of them. And no, I am not physic."

"Actually they are my little brothers Graceful and Skull Dice."

I looked down at the two. They were not little demons like the others.

"Okay, I will do it, however only for today."

"Thank you so much they will not be a burden."

She skipped away as I closed the door.

"Okay so are you both evil?"

Graceful Dice took out a flash light at made his face look evil with the glow.

"Okay so you are evil, how about your brother?"

I looked at Skull Dice who turned on a lamp from above and made a prayer like position. I swear there was a halo hanging above his head.

"So you are a good guy?"

"Skull-E, Skull-E. (That right, I believe that you should not suffer because the other cards are jealous. Ra, can hear your prayer.)"

"Grace-E, Grace-E, Grace-E. (You are the biggest suck up I have ever met in my entire life.)"

"Baaaaahhh, Baaaaahhh, Baaaaahhh. (What are we standing around for? Let's attack him.)"

All eyes were on me. I did not need to be told that I had to run. All the demons were after me at full speed. I ran to my room. I seemed to have lost them. If I could sneak downstairs then I could get my phone and call reinforcements. I was safe when going down the last flight of steps when I saw all the demons coming with the biggest paintball guns I have ever seen.

"Kawee, Kawee. (Get him!)"

The monsters started shooting. I ducked when Graceful Dice through his dice at me and almost hit me in the head. It landed on a six.

"Kawoo, Kawoo. (Alright power boosters for us!)"

I ran into my living room, but slipped for the floor was really slippery.

"Skull-E, Skull-E. (I just waxed the floor why did you step on it?)"

I kept running for all the monsters were gaining up on me. That was when the doorbell rang. When I opened it there was some human boy standing outside with black hair and a red baseball cap who was carrying this yellow rodent. I had no Idea what card it was.

"Hi, my name is Ash Ketchum. I am a Pokemon trainer and since you own a day care I was wondering if you can take care of my Pikachu."

"First of all you are in the wrong anime. Second how did you get here if you are in a different anime? And third what makes you think I own a day care?"

"Well I am not sure about the first two, but there is a sign that say day care up on the roof."

I went outside and saw there was a sign that said day care on the roof.

"How did that get up there?"

I looked inside the house to see that the Lost Lambs were carrying hammers, nails, paint, and paint brushes.

"I should have known."

"Well here's Pikachu see ya!"

He left before I could object.

"You don't look so fierce."

That was when the thing did something very strange.

"Pikachu!"

That was when the thing started shocking me with volts of electrical energy. It was worse considering that I was still wet.

"Kawee, Kawee. (This is so much fun. If only we can get the world to see or read about this, then He can really be embarrassed.)"

"Kawoo. (I think I have a plan.)"

It was midnight. It was the weekend so it does not matter how late I can stay up. I like to go to sleep early though. I was about to does off when I heard something poof into my room. I looked up to see Kuriboh and the Winged Kuriboh floating in the middle of my room.

"You're Kuriboh and the Winged Kuriboh!"

"Kawee, Kawee. (That's right.)"

"No, offense, but I thought you did not exist. You are only in the Yu-gi-oh anime right?"

"Kawoo, Kawoo. (Actually we are able to transport ourselves to the real world too. Enough of that though. Are you the one called Wasmina?)"

"Yes that's me why?"

"Kawee, Kawee. (So you are the one that is making fan fiction about the Dark Magician and the Dark Magician Girl?)"

"Yes that is me."

"Kawoo, Kawoo. (We got some video images of the Dark Magician having to take care of us. Let me tell you it's really embarrassing.)"

"Kawee, Kawee, Kawee. (We want you to write about this in your fan fic.)"

"Well let me see the tape first."

[20 minutes later]

"Wow that is really embarrassing."

"Kawoo, Kawoo. (So will you do it?)"

"Well I don't know this sort of feels like black mail."

"Kawee, Kawee. (How about this, we will set you up a date with Ryo, Bakura if you write about this in your fan-fic.)"

"You got a deal"

The things I do for love*.

I have to deal with these mini demons until everyone gets back from their duels.

Plus, an average duel is three whole episodes. This is torture. Well, it is all for Mana so it is worth it. The door bell rang again.

It never was going to end was it?

*1- "Ohio" is japanese for good morning.

I am sorry I black mailed you Mahad, but they were offering me a date with Ryo Bakura! How could I resist that? "Wait a minute. When did I agree to go on a date with you? Who are you anyway!" Well I would type some more, however I have a date to go on. "Wait, I did not agree with this. Stoopppp!!!!!!"