I'm still waiting for my hospital bill to arrive. I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Yu-gi-oh GX, or Princess Tutu.

Chapter 12: Stay Tooned

That was such an exciting match!

The Pharaoh summoned all three of the Egyptian God Cards without sacrificing me. I also destroyed ten monsters on the field and got to use Magical Hats. The duel did make me very tired. All I need to do now is pick up Kuriboh.

I walked to Mahad's house and knocked on the door. I waited for about two minutes before I knocked again. This time Mahad answered.

"Hello Mana how was your duel?"

"A… fine I guess."

I looked down at Mahad. His magician's uniform was covered in paint and was dripping wet.

"What happened to you?"

"Oh… that. It is just a spell gone wrong."

"I see. Wait a minute is something burning in there?"

"No just the after effects of the spell. Here is Kuriboh."

"How was your stay at Mahad's house Kuriboh?"

"Kawee, Kawee. (It was a lot of fun. I had the best time. I want to come over again some day.)"

"I'm glad you enjoyed your stay there."

"Mana, before you go I have something to return to you."

Mahad disappeared inside the house. He came back holding a glass slipper.

"I was looking for that all week!"

Mahad bent down took of my sandal and put the glass slipper on my foot. I was blushing a light shade of pink.

"Thank You."

"See you later Mana."

With that he closed the door. I used a transportation spell to go back home. I put Kuriboh into bed. Before putting on my pajama's when I heard something outside. There was a very strong magic. I transformed into my magician's uniform and went outside to look.

I saw and heard nothing till I heard someone walking behind me.

"Who's there?"

That was when he came into view. The Summoned Skull was standing before me.

"Hello Simon, you startled me just now."

"I'm sorry for that Mana, actually I have some business I would like to settle with you."

"What might this business be?"

Simon then took out a book from his pocket. I don't know how he managed to fit the book in his pocket since it was very big. I looked at the title carefully. It said 'Toon Town' on the front covers.

"What are you doing with that?"

"You will see in a minute Mana."

Simon then took out a wand that was just as big as my master's staff. How does he fit all of this stuff into his pockets?

"I summon Toon Dark Magician Girl!"

He pointed the wand to the book and out popped the Toon Dark Magician Girl.

"What's going on here?"

The toon just snickered as if she was waiting for something amusing to happen. Simon then pointed the wand in between the Toon Dark Magician Girl and me.

"Toon Metamorphosis!"

Two waves of light came out of the staff one hit the Toon Dark Magician Girl and the other hit me. I looked at the Toon Dark Magician Girl who had so much light swirling around her that I could no longer see her. The light turned into gold dust and revealed the Toon Dark Magician Girl. Well, she was no longer the Toon Dark Magician Girl. She was me!

She looked exactly like me except for a devious look on her face. She started waving to me. That was when I looked down to see that the light was swirling around me. I was blinded by the rainbow of lights. I closed my eyes to prevent blindness. When I opened my eyes all the light was gone.

I felt a little bit different then before. That was when the old Toon Dark Magician Girl was looking down at me.

"Well Mana. It was such s shame that you only were the Dark Magician Girl for so long. Since you are going to die in a short period of time let me fill you in on our plan. You see, us toons have been mocked at for so long we decided to plan out revenge. All the toons that have an alter ego in the Realm of the Cards are going to trade places with them. After every toon turns into a real monster we will capture all the real monsters by putting them in Toon Town. After all the real monsters are in we will blow the book up getting rid of all the real monsters. As you know not all of the real monsters have a toon alter ego. For example your Dark Magician. Do not worry. I will not harm him. I will just seduce him by living in your place. By the way my name is Mimi."

"You're insane your plan will never work!"

"I am sorry Mana, but I can't under stand you anymore. Bones suck her into Toon Town!"

I felt the book trying to suck me in. I thought I was a goner until I realized I had a wand.

"Dark Magic Attack!"

A pink wave of energy blasted the Summon Skull and knocked the book out of his hands. I flew to the book and caught it then flew off into the woods. I kept on flying not looking back until I bumped my head into a tree and everything went black.

When I woke up it was morning. Everything was a dream. Wait a minute, why am I in the middle of the forest. I thought everything was just a dream. What happened yesterday? I looked down at myself to see that my hands looked really weird. In fact now I realized that everything looked really big. Or am I just really small?

I looked around to see that the Toon Town book was still their. It started moving. I was backing away from it when I heard the words

"Let me out!" come from the book.

I took my scepter and aimed it at the book. A flash of light hit the book and out popped the Toon Summoned Skull.

"Thank you for realizing… wait, you're the Toon Dark Magician Girl!"

"No, I'm not. I look nothing like Mimi."

"Wait a minute so that means you're the real Dark Magician Girl?"

"Yes, how do you get us confused?"

"Have you looked in a mirror lately?"

"Not since yesterday, why?"

Then the Toon Summoned Skull took out a mirror from his pocket. I looked into it and gasped. I was a toon.

"The toons did the same thing to me. I am really Simon the Summoned Skull."

I started giggling.

"What's so funny?"

"Sorry but, Simon the Summoned Skull is just a really funny name."

"That was my dad's name!"

"Sorry about that. So the toons are turning us into well, toons?"

"Yes, the Toon Summon Skull's name is Bones. He tricked me into changing into a toon and then he trapped me in the book."

"So they are going to do the same thing to everyone with a toon alter ego like what they did to us?"

"That is why we have to stop them before anyone gets hurt."

"I should tell my master this."

I flew off to the school where my master was waiting for me.

"No, stop this is not a good idea!"

I flew to the school to see my master waiting for me in the front.

"Mahad, you have got to help us! The toons are switching places with us and now we are stuck in these toon bodies!"

My master stared at me confused. I told his the same thing again twice. He finally spoke.

"Sorry, but I do not under stand toon language."

I stared in disbelief. I flew away.

"I told you. Monsters can't understand what toons say unless they speak the toon language."

"Whys didn't you tell me that earlier?"

"Oh… I don't know maybe it's because you ran off before I could tell you!"

"That's not important right now. We have to stop Mimi and Bones before they turn any more monsters into toons."

We decided to check the most obvious places the toons might be. We found nothing. I mean where would you go look for a run away toon who is impersonating as your self?

That was when we heard a loud crash. To make things worse we heard the crash in my house. I flew to the window to see that Mimi was trying to catch Kuriboh.

"Kawee, Kawee! (You're not Mana. Who the hell are you?)"

"Come back here you little fuzz ball. I'm not going to hurt you. I just want to capture you so that you will not tell anyone about this."

"Kawee, Kawee! (Get away from me!)"

Kuriboh then ducked under Mimi's legs and went out the door .Mimi looked like she was cursing under her breath. She ran outside the door.

"This is horrible; I can't believe that Mimi is after Kuriboh. He is so sweet and innocent he wouldn't hurt a fly yet she chases him around the house trying to get rid of him."

"Wait your not talking about the Kuriboh in there are you?"

"Yes, why?"

"Where have you been during the last chapter?"

"At a duel."

Simon just rolled his eyes at me as if he knew something that I didn't. Enough of that now, I have to stop Mimi. We went around the corner of my house, but then stopped fast enough to realize that Mimi and Mahad were on the other side.

"Mana there you are, I was looking for you. You are late for your morning lesson."

"Sorry Mahad, but I had some business to take care of."

That was when Mimi took her hand and brushed it against his face in a flirty like manner. All I could say was Mahad looked very uncomfortable.

I was going to storm over there when Simon grabbed my skirt.

"What do you think you're doing? Do you want to get seen?"

"But she's flirting with my love interest!"

I looked again with Mahad slowly backing away from Mimi.

"Mana, are you feeling all right?"

Mimi slowly got closer.

"There's nothing wrong with me, but I love the fact you're concerned."

Mahad was very freaked out at this point.

"We have to help Mahad's in trouble."

"Why doesn't he attack?"

I thought about this for a moment. Why doesn't he attack? He attacked me in the first chapter but…

"Mahad-kun, why are you running away from me?"

"Who says I'm running away from you?"

"You're backing up against the tree."

Mimi's face got centimeters away from his and slowly got closer. I think that's where my brain snapped.

"Mana, don't do it!"

I didn't listen to Simon as I charged…flew over. I did what toons do best; hit people on the head with a stick.

"Ouch, that hurts you little punk!"

Mimi dived for me, but I missed her by a few inches and started swarming around her.

"Come here you!"

That was when Mimi took out her wand and shouted

"Dark Magic Attack" at me.

I kept dodging the attacks. Who knew toons could be so flexible. Mahad was still very confused at the sight of this.

"Mana I think you should stop attacking the toon."

That was when Mimi pulled a fainting stunt in front of Mahad. He caught her in his arms. She cried in a weak voice

"She attacked me! I tried to defend myself but…"

She pulled a small fainting act. He did not seem to buy it but, he held her never the less. Then he turned to me and he said.

"Okay listen I really do not want to hurt you because you are a toon, but if you continue to torture my apprentice I will have to use force to get rid of you."

I backed away with tears in my eyes. I flew away without hearing him call back to me.

"Don't say I told you so Simon."

"I wasn't going to,but look Bones is now going to change Chester Copy Cat!"

Before we even got anywhere near Chester and Bones Chester became a toon. After Bones disappeared we flew over to Chester.

"Why are you toons out of your book? And why do I have toon features?"

"This is going to be a long story."

After explaining to Chester about the toons plans to get rid of the real monsters Chester commented

"What about the monsters with out a toon copy?"

"They will stay in the Realm of the cards; however Mimi is trying to hit on my teacher."

"So you're jealous?"

"I AM NOT JEALOUS!"

"What ever you say Mana."

We decided to follow Bones hoping to stop another victim from falling into this problem. After awhile Simon said (heh, heh, Simon said)

"So who do you think is their next target."

Chester was the one to answer

"Well the three toons that were changed were the Dark Magician Girl, Summoned Skull, and me Copy Cat so that would leave…"

Before Chester could finish his sentence we saw Bones hiding behind a couple of rocks in the ocean region.

"There not after…"

"They can't be…"

"No not…"

Then we all said in union "The Red Archery Girl!"

No sooner had we spoken we saw the mermaid rise above the waters, her shell right next to her as she combed her long green hair. We were flying towards her.

"Get back into the water!"

I shouted this as loud as I could only for her to look at me with a puzzled look.

"Oh, right she couldn't understand me."

I still tried waving my arms rapidly hoping that she would understand. Unfortunately she didn't and was turned into a toon before our eyes. She looked down at herself. It took a moment, but then she let out the biggest shriek I has ever heard in my entire life.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME. I LOOK LIKE AN UNATTRACTIVE LITTLE CARTOON CHARACTER!!!"

"If you calm down I will be able to explain."

After explaining the whole dilemma to the Red Archery Girl, twice she seemed to understand the problem.

"So we are stuck in these unattractive bodies until we switch back with our doubles?"

"That's what I am trying to say."

"Well since I am going to be stuck like this for awhile how about we get to know each other? I'm Marina how about you?"

"My name is Mana, the skeleton is Simon and the cat is Chester."

"Oh and you don't introduce me?"

I looked around for the voice, but we did not know who spoke.

"Ra, you guys are rude."

That was when Marina looked up as she added

"Whoops I almost, forgot this is my pet clam Seaweed."

We looked down to see this huge clam with eyes looking at us.

"So what are you all standing around for? Don't we have to stop the toons?"

We decided to discuss who they were going to take next.

"Well they did get five of us including Seaweed" said Simon

"there must only be one left, but I don't remember."

"What I think is that maybe the take down the most powerful monster last once they have enough monsters to take it down. They have enough power to take down the powerful monster."

"What monster could be left?"

We all thought about this for about five minutes. That was when the horrifying thought came to me.

"The Blue Eyes White Dragon!"

What seemed to be like on cue a dragon was heard in the background? As we all flew to the location of the sound (while carrying a mermaid and her clam) we made it in time to see the dragon being surrounded by powerful magic. The dragon was roaring at the top of its lungs. The lights became so bright you had to cover your eyes so you wouldn't be blinded.

When we looked back we saw the all mighty Blue Eyes White Dragon looking no taller then the pint sized Mokuba Kaiba. The toon dragon was still puzzled as it looked around. Bones was about to eliminate him when I drew out my wand.

"Black Burning Attack."

It was the first attack spell that I have ever learned. As the flames seemed to engulf the real toons I grabbed the Blue Eyes and flew to the nearest exit.

"Now what do we do?" complained Marina

"We have to get back into out real bodies and we are now stuck with the Blue Eyes."

That was when I heard a female voice say

"What do you mean stuck with a Blue Eyes"

We all looked at the dragon with great curiosity (come on it is a 4 foot talking dragon.)

"You can talk?"

"Yes, I can."

"Then why have you never said anything before?"

"Well let's see. I'm a dragon and I can't speak unless I'm a toon."

"We should explain."

"You don't need too I figured out there plan the second they put that spell on me."

There was something about her that was very familiar. I just don't know what it was. I think I met her before somewhere, from a long time ago…

"Hello did you hear what I said?"

"What oh…sorry, I was spacing out."

"We are the only toons left."

"What do you mean? We were the only toons they changed."

"No, they changed the rest of the toons and they are now holding them captive."

"So what happens now?"

Simon was the one to speak up.

"They will most likely go looking for us now that all the toons are changed."

"They will kill us if they find out where we are!" shouted Marina.

Chester spoke next

"We need to get help from some more powerful monsters."

Seaweed spoke after

"How? We are toons remember? No one can understand us."

We all thought about this for a moment. That was when the idea popped into my head.

"Maybe there is one person that can speak to toons."

"And who might that be?"

"You'll see when we get there."

What a wonderful day it has been. I just made millions by allowing 4kids to make English versions of the Yu-gi-oh cards. Now I will be able to afford another private island.

It was getting very late so I went to bed that night early. I was about to fall into a deep slumber when I felt a pair of hands close around my neck shaking me up and down on my bed.

"Wake up you gay old man"

"First of all I'm not gay. And second of all who are you?"

I took off my sleeping mask to see the toon Dark Magician Girl, Copy Cat, Summoned Skull, Red Archery Girl, and Blue Eyes White Dragon floating in front of me.

"My toon friends, how are you on a fine night like tonight?"

It was the Toon Red Archery Girl who spoke.

"First of all we are not your toon friends second of all how do you think we're doing with the look on our faces?'"

The Toon Dark Magician Girl Spoke after that.

"She means well. You see, we are not the toon monsters. We are the real Dark Magician Girl, Summoned Skull, Copy Cat, Red Archery Girl, and Blue Eyes White Dragon. You're real toons have switched places with us and want to kill us."

"The toons always cause mischief like that."

"Listen Pegasus, we want our regular bodies back!"

The Blue Eyes spoke after that

. "You are the only person who was able to understand us. You have to help us."

"Well considering you all look very cute being toons I will agree to help you."

Not only was I relived that Pegasus was going to help us, but finally someone understands what we say.

"So since you are the creator of this game do you know anyway that can stop the toons before they annihilate us?"

"Well I do know an attack strategy that can defeat the toons; it may also get you back into your regular bodies."

Chester spoke "Well spill it out what is it?"

"Okay, here's the plan…"

When we brought Pegasus back to the Realm of the Cards he wanted to do sight seeing. We had to drag him away from the shops and the boutiques.

"Come on that outfit is so fabulous!"

"Some other time, but not now."

"Okay, where are the toons now?"

Seaweed spoke afterwards.

"They are at the dueling arena."

"How did you know that?"

Seaweed pointed to a poster that said "Attention all duel monsters, attention all duel monsters. We are looking for a pair of run away toons that are trying to cause mischief. If anyone has seen them please capture them and bring them to the Realm of Cards Duel Arena. They are the following toons: Toon Blue Eyes White Dragon, Toon Red Archery Girl, Toon Copy Cat, Toon Summoned Skull, and Toon Dark Magician Girl."

Marina started crying.

"Great now every monster in this realm is going to be after us!"

"Well we can't let that stop us now." preached Simon.

"If we just go along with the plan we worked out we will be able too defeat the real toons."

"Everyone knows what we have to do?"

Everyone nodded their head in agreement."

We were all waiting patiently in the one of the many hiding places in the stadium. I whispered to Chester.

"Are they all here yet?"

"Only the Toon Dark Magician Girl is missing."

I continued waiting when I heard a humming coming in a far off distance that sounded a lot like Mimi.

"Did anyone turn any toons in yet Bones"

"Not yet they seem to have been missing for a long time."

"Well we have to find them or they will somehow find a way of exposing us."

That was when I shouted.

"Chester now!"

Chester sprang from his hiding place and wagged his very long toon tongue at everyone.

"There he is get him!"

Chester quickly ran to our hiding spot when we sprang out.

"They're all here get them!"

When Bones was about to attack I brought out a magic weapon of mine.

"Magic Cylinders activate!"

With that two small cylinders In my pocket grew ten times their size and absorbed the attack and sent it right back out at Bones. He was knocked to the ground instantly.

"Copy Cat let him play his trap cart…well…Copy Cat and reflected Lightning bolt at them.

"Well two can play at that game." Shouted Mimi

"I play Mirror Wall so now you will all be destroyed."

That was when a huge Mirror wall popped up on the field and deflected our attack sending it straight at us.

"Marina this is a very good time to use your power."

With that Marina summoned her spell.

"Mermaid's Tears activate!"

Magical mermaid tears started pouring out of her eyes and extinguished the attack.

"Marina your second attack!"

"Magical Mist!"

A huge mist covered the entire field. All of the toons were wet and covered with water. That was when Simon bellowed

"Lightning Strike!

" A bolt of lightning appeared out of no where and hit the very wet toons and shocked them all. We would have ended this battle right about now if what happened next did not happen.

"Mana where are you? You are supposed to have a lesson right now."

Mahad had walked through the front doors of the stadium when he saw some very injured monsters and really guilty looking toon monsters.

"What in the world happened here?"

Mimi staggered up to Mahad and made my puppy dog face at him.

"Master the toons were about to destroy us. I tried to fight my hardest, but the toons were just too powerful."

Mahad was looking at her straight in the eye with his solemn eyes. I would have started crying if what happened next had not happened he said

"Do you honestly expect me to believe that for one second?"

Mimi looked utterly shocked.

"What are you doing?"

"I knew for awhile that you were actually not Mana. I could tell by the way Kuriboh was running away from you."

I flew over to Mahad and hugged his neck. He eventually took me in his arms and cradled me like a small baby.

"You actually look very cute like this."

"I blushed a deep shade of red when he said that.

"Wait a minute, if you knew all along that I wasn't the real Dark Magician Girl why didn't you say anything."

"I didn't see anything wrong with it until now."

Everyone in the room was dead silent.

"I think it is about time to return to your normal forms is that right?"

The toons were reluctant at first, but gave in after words.

"Alright then, I will conduct the spell while you all stand in front of your doubles."

That was when Mimi spoke up.

"I would just like to do something before I return to being a toon."

"What is it?"

Mimi went up to Mahad and kissed him on the cheek. He blushed a light shade of pink.

"Okay let's hurry up now."

We all stood in front of out doubles and waited the magic was taking effected. That was when I remembered a question I have been meaning to ask.

"Blue Eyes!"

The Blue Eyes White Dragon looked at me.

"I forgot to ask what your name is."

She shouted something so faint I almost couldn't make it out.

"My name is Kisara."

With that the lights absorbed me and swarmed around me. I opened my eyes to see that everyone including myself was back to normal.

"I think everyone should rest after what has happened today."

As everyone nodded and said there good byes I kept wondering about that name. I have heard it before, I know it.

"Mahad I want to ask a question."

"What is it?"

"Do you know who Kisara is?"

A dark shadow appeared across his face.

"Sorry Mana I cannot tell you right now, maybe someday."

The words echoed in my head.

"…maybe someday"

There was something dark lying ahead of me. All I need to figure out is what it is.

Sorry I havn't posted anything in so long! I am now writing a Harry Potter and Yu-gi-oh cross over. It is called tThe Potter Twins and the Sorcerers Ston. (Very Origanal name right)? If any of you are intrested then go cheack it out. In order to make up not posting in so long I gave you an extra long chapter. Hope you will keep reading and reviewing!