Chapter 10: Through On A Bikini And We're All Good!

Disclaimer: I know I'm a bad girl, forgetting to do this for so very long. Basically, as we all know, I do not own Jackie, or Hyde, or Kelso, or Fez, or anyone else. If I had any control over these people, outside the realm of fan fiction, there would be no Sam. Or they would've worked it out or had a break-up worthy of them and everything they've been through. There would also be many more sex scenes.

Wow ten chapters. That seems a lot to me, so big thanks to all my lovely reviewers at this milestone. And to the writers that inspire me.

I hope you can all picture Laurie as Lisa Robin Kelly since that's who I'm picturing her as when writing this. I never did get used to the new Laurie but I loved the original hence my bringing her back.

Also I know she seems a bit too nice, but I figure she was being nice in the end of season five and sounded pretty sincere about making amends. The season six came and the bitch was back minus the bite. There my thinking is all explained.

1978

"Hello Eric." Fez greeted cheerfully as he walked into the kitchen. "Have you seen my lovely wife?"

"Well I don't know about lovely, and I hope you're using wife in the loosest sense of the word, no pun intended. But the devil stormed off into her room when Red wouldn't let her get a divorce." Eric laughed.

"Well then I will make her some nice chicken soup and show her what a good husband I can be!" Fez grinned happily and poured some soup into a pan.

"Your optimism is… inspiring." Eric said rolling his eyes.

"Warning do not put metal in the microwave." Fez laughed. "This isn't metal, this is soup." The microwave shot off sparks before going silent. Fez tentatively pushed open the door to the living room. "Miss Kitty? Eric broke the microwave." Eric gaped as the foreigner ran away up the stairs.

Fez reached the door to his wife's room. He was hoping that they could talk about their situation, now Red was making them stay married. He had a month, and that was his only chance. One month to make his wife, his. No-one would believe it, but that was what he wanted.

They might have fought enough to have the police called but he was very grateful to her for marrying him, and for helping him fool the INS so he could stay in the country. He'd never thought to ask her why she married him. She seemed bored so that was probably why, it was the reason she'd given Red. Because of that Fez was convinced that she'd not bother protecting him, she'd not bothered to stay loyal for more than a few hours.

But she'd been concerned when they'd found out the agent was coming, and she'd lied for him. Of course her flirting had distracted the agent, he wondered if that was for him, or for fun. She might not act like his wife but she acted like she cared.

He was ashamed to admit it but it wasn't like he'd acted like her husband either, except for the celebratory sex after their marriage was declared real. So that made two times.

The first time, as usual was… awkward. And of course fast, as in about five minutes long. She was so enthralling, it surprised him. She'd always been hot, but in a tight top and short skirt clad whore kind of way. She looked much better naked, a natural beauty. Her skin was unblemished and smooth and of course he'd gotten a bit over excited and embarrassed himself. But she hadn't been cruel, she'd seemed bored but hadn't bitched at him or stormed out as quickly as possible or mocked him like some girls. In fact it was her that said she'd miss him when he was gone. Not his weird ways or candy obsession. Just him.

The second time, he'd been careful to make sure she enjoyed it. The upside of girly magazines was very clear to him now. Cosmo wasn't just good for dirty pictures, it was a God send! It had articles on some filthy things you could do to girl with your tongue. Of course he'd intended to please her but he had enjoyed it too the way she'd writhed like an eel, whimpering sweetly. "Amazing."

She'd said he was amazing! His stomach dipped several times and filled with butterflies. He felt like his head was gonna crack with the uncontrollable grin that took over his face. A small part of him knew that she probably meant what he'd done was amazing but he couldn't bring himself to care. Hearing someone say he was amazing, and feeling like she really meant it; it was a rare feeling. Why he believed it he didn't know, or care, it felt good, amazing.

The actual sex had lasted longer too, a lot longer. She seemed to enjoy it more. "Pretty good." We're her exact words but she sounded impressed. He was sure that if the second time could be that good, the third could be spectacular. The thought of that tired him out more than the bunnies.

It was after the first time that she'd opened up to him. That was what surprised him most. Yes she was bored, a lot of the time, but that night there was a hint of sadness to her. She confessed that she felt like a failure, hated that she did nothing with herself. She flunked out of collage and she'd barely made it through beauty school, hadn't done well enough to even get an interview anywhere.

He couldn't say that wasn't true or that she would one day be an incredible success. He told her the truth. She was beautiful and strong, she might not have been great in school but she had a talent for getting people, men, to do what she wanted. He promised her that everything would be ok. He believed it, too.

It had been a long strange journey since he came to America but he believed in the 'American Dream'. He'd told her how he wished he could stay. That was when she'd told him how he could stay. It had been her idea. He didn't regret the choice. He did regret that it had taken him this long to just talk to her like they were married, rather than start a sarcastic argument and end up yelling. Ad he said thank you?

And it wasn't just that the sex was good, or that she had proved herself to be… well not nice but, not cruel. He could see what Kelso meant about her being sweet. Marriage was a big deal at home, a boy became a man when he had a woman to take care of. He didn't want to betray the tradition so he would try. He loved America, but he had his own ways that were important to him too. He squared his shoulders, ready to prove himself a man.

He knocked on the door to Laurie's room. She'd been awkward around him for the past couple of days, since their private celebration. He'd figured maybe if he told her that he was grateful and wanted to be with her. Then she might considering giving marriage a chance, just a small one, they weren't getting divorced anytime soon so why not?

"Laurie? May I come in my darling wife?" There was no response so he peeked his head round. It was clean, and most of her stuff was missing. She'd had a collection of lighters on her bedside table and they were missing. In fact the room was just about empty except for a small piece of paper on the bed.

Fez,

I didn't sign the divorce papers so you and my parents can keep all the gifts, and there's a big box of candy underneath my bed. A wedding gift.

Fez peeked under the bed, all sorts of candy and all chocolate covered.

You never asked me why I married you. I thought you deserved to stay in this country. You love America as much as Daddy even though you can't say it without a D.

Even though I slept with you for no real reason, you were nice to me. Didn't just get up and leave as if I was a cheap whore. I know I bring those reactions on myself but I won't change because of what people think.

I've been cruel to Eric and his friends my whole life, and it's time I did something nice for you all. I hope the all appreciate how lucky the are to still have you in their life.

I don't know if I'll ever come back but if I do I hope you don't hate me. I've wanted to get out of Point Place since I was fifteen. I don't know what I'll do but I need to start fresh and prove that I can be something other than a blonde slut. I think that you'll understand that. I hope so.

Goodbye, Laurie. xxx

In the box of candy were the divorce papers and a goodbye note for her family. He had been disappointed that she'd gone, that he'd failed. So he'd lived his life, but sometimes thought of what that third time would be like when she came back.

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"Damn! Now we have spend God only knows how long trying to explain this to him and then he'll tell everyone!" Jackie almost tore her dress tugging it back on for the second time that day. She furiously tried to smooth her hair down. "What the hell is wrong with my hair!"

"You know Jackie, Kelso can be scared into secrecy. Very easily." She calmed down slightly. "Fez and Eric already know the whole thing. Well not this afternoon. But I spoke to them just before I went to Grooves."

Hyde waited for the pinch or kick in the shins. "Well I guess since I told Fez about what happened before Sam left and he was gonna tell Eric. Then it's alright that they know"

"Yeah Fez mentioned about you telling him." Jackie looked away, uncomfortable with his intense stare. "Jackie, we're talking about that."

"There's nothing to talk about." She said quietly. He kept looking at her steadily. After a few seconds she looked back at him. "Alright. But not now." He nodded reluctantly, Jackie said a silent prayer that he would forget while at the same time knowing he never would. "So Kelso, Eric and Fez know everything and no-one else knows anything. Is that right? What have I missed?" He was looking down guiltily. "Steven?"

"Red knows about what happened before Sam left." He muttered guiltily. Her eyes widened as she blushed furiously, her mouth moving soundlessly. "But nothing else and he refuses to admit he knows anything."

"Why?" She asked, in shock.

"Jackie I cheated on my wife. I had to talk to someone who could help me." He did look guilty. He remembered how she'd felt when the whole situation hit her. She'd slept with a married man and if she had someone who cared for her the way the Forman's did for Steven she would have asked for help. She nodded in understanding. "So there's only Donna that doesn't know."

Jackie looked as if this was an unthinkable thing. "No. Please, Steven I can't tell her. She'll hate me forever."

"Donna's alright, she'll understand."

"No! Steven she won't" Jackie was getting upset, her eyes brimming with tears. "She choose Sam over me. Less than a week after she came here and Donna had her over for a 'girl's night'. I knew that the group wouldn't exclude her. But I thought Donna would be on my side, at least for a while. She suppose to be my best friend."

"Jackie, come on." She shook her head bitterly. "She's my friend too and she was trying to do what was right."

"She should have been on my side." Jackie voice cracked. "She didn't have to think that Sam was an evil piece of trash but she could've pretended to, just to help me out, just a little. When I ran off she was talking to her about that stupid slut car and didn't even bother coming to see if I was ok."

"Yeah." He did look surprised. "It was bitchy and I was no better but I'd thought that she'd be there for you."

"She wasn't." She said softly, brushing away thick tears. "Only Fez. No one else cared." Hyde walked towards her, not sure what to say. Once he was in arms reach she'd rested her head on his chest. He awkwardly wrapped his arms around her while she trembled a little. "Please Steven I can't tell her this."

"Ok then, for now we don't tell her. I'll tell Forman to keep it to himself and make sure Kelso doesn't either."

"Thank you." She said softly. After a couple of seconds she drew back and wiped her face. "Let's go face the moron." She turned to leave the room and stopped when she heard Hyde whisper the most surprising thing she'd herd from him.

"I'm sorry." Jackie only smiled, nodding that she believed him. His zen face was already back in place. "Kelso!" He walked out into the basement.

"Listen Michel. Steven and I are not back together." She explained gently, sitting next to him on the couch, while Hyde sat in his usual chair. Kelso fixed her with his version of an intelligent, sceptical look. Somewhat ruined by his disbelieving snort. "I know what it looked like but that's not what's going on here."

"Oh really!" Said Kelso, his eyebrows disappearing into his hair. He placed his hands on his hips and stood between the two of them.

"And here we go with the battle of wits."

"That is correct, Hyde, the battle of wits has indeed commenced!" Hyde looked extremely bored while Jackie inspected her nails, patiently waiting for Kelso to finish his piece. "So… Jackie! It wasn't what it looked like? Well it looked like you and Hyde were naked in bed together looking far to loved up for exes." Kelso paused for dramatic affect, looking at her as though he was telling off a naughty child. "Sooooooo let us review the evidence shall we?"

Jackie eyes meet Hyde's before they both looked quickly away to avoid laughing at the warped trial they seemed to be on. Hyde slipped his shades back on, still watching her out of the corner of his eye. He was curious to see how she explained the situation, was she ashamed of it? Or was it reminding her of when they were happy together?

He couldn't ask her himself, her reaction to him keeping all her stuff made that clear. She didn't want emotions involved. Part of him was furious that she could pretend to care so little. The smaller part of his mind thought that maybe knowing that he still had some feelings made it harder for her to ignore the feelings he felt sure that she still had. She kept some things and sex had led her to think about the first night they spent together. There was no way that he could still care for her while she felt nothing but lust and left over feelings. Whatever the hell that meant.

Kelso was still interrogating them. "You two were in the same bed. You two were naked. You two were in the same bed. You two were hugging. You two were in the same bed and you two were in the same bed! Now I am quite the expert on doing it. So I know that two people can't be in the same bed and not be doing it. Of course there are exceptions for less attractive people like Donna and Eric. But there is no way that two people," He pointed at Jackie and Hyde in turn. "can be in the same bed and naked together without totally doing it!" Kelso paused before putting a sympathetic hand on Hyde's shoulder.

"Now Hyde you're not that attractive." Hyde raised an eyebrow. "See that's your problem. I'm too good looking." Hyde moved as if to punch him and Kelso ran to stand behind Jackie. "Jackie here though, she like almost the female equivalent of me as far as hotness goes." Jackie flashed him her most winning smile. "You know apart from the blonde girl at the mall with the feathered hair." Jackie gasped and pinched him. "Damn Jackie!"

"You said I was prettier than her!" Hyde was bothered by the fact that she cared about Kelso's opinion on her looks.

"Well you got crazy dragon hair!" Jackie pinched him again and Hyde intervened before it got too stupid.

"Kelso!" He snapped. "Can you get back to the point?"

Kelso stood quietly for a minute, mentally back tracking to remember what the original point had been. "You guys did it!" He shrieked eventually.

"Yeah." Jackie answered simply. Hyde's foot began tapping, he needed her to expand. Luckily for him. So did Kelso, who was already confused.

"But you said that…"

"I said we weren't back together, Michel, and that's true. But yes we did… sleep together." Jackie clarified. "It's just a sex thing." Hyde was infuriated! He couldn't tell what she was feeling. It didn't matter what she was saying, it was her tone that revealed what she really felt. But she was speaking in that soothing voice that she used when Kelso was having trouble understanding something. He'd heard it every time Kelso had to attempt math.

"I don't get it."

"Well that's a shocker." Hyde grunted irritably.

"So you're doing it but not getting back together?" He asked slowly.

"See Michel, that's right." She praised. Kelso stood looking between the two of them for several minutes before he settled a hard gazed of Hyde.

"Hyde, can I talk to you outside?" Hyde growled and stormed up to the drive-way. Thankfully Red has already gonna back into the house of pies.

"What you dill hole?" Hyde asked, pissed that he still had no idea what was in that girl's head.

"You're sleeping with Jackie!" Kelso looked at him in shock and horror.

"Yeah I noticed." He barked.

"You can't do that."

"What's it got to do with you?" Hyde yelled, it was the same old routine. He knew he was doing it again but he wasn't stopping himself. "You broke up years ago and she's with me now!" The words left his mouth before he realised what he was saying.

Kelso looked as though he was bout to yell back but instead his expression change to confusion, mixed with what could be sympathy. "She'd not." He said quietly. Hyde nodded. "What's going on man? Last I heard you were married and you went back to hating her like you did before you guys ever got together."

Hyde sat on the porch chair. "Sam was already married so I told her to go with her husband. I think she's gone to work in the Chicago club." Kelso sat on the other chair. He didn't bother with the sympathy. This conversation was to do with Jackie, the only girl that Hyde cared for. "Just before she left, Jackie and I had slept together twice. don't ask why because I can't explain it. I sent Eric a tape asking what to do and he called, yelled at me to go get her back because, I wasn't gonna get another chance." Kelso listening intently, reacting as though it were a child's story. "Turns out he was wrong. Jackie's not willing to give me another chance. Not after Sam. She said if she gave me one more chance it would be twenty more in no time. She doesn't think that we work together." Kelso had to interrupt at that point.

"But you do, you scream and yell and break up but you always end up together."

"Not anymore." Hyde sighed. "The only kind of relationship she's willing to have with me is pure sex. She found out that I kept her diary and that the t-shirt was still hers, she wanted to end it right there."

"Man, you know maybe she just doesn't have those feelings for you."

Hyde's head snapped up. "She does Kelso. She has to." He repeated quietly. "Some how, sex seems to take away her pain. I hurt her, more than I wanted to admit but I did."

"Look Jackie's my friend and she's gonna get hurt doing this so I want you to stop it." Kelso said seriously. Hyde shook his head.

"I'm not going without her again. As long as there is any kind of relationship I'm not giving up on getting her back." Kelso looked down knowing he couldn't stop it.

"Don't hurt her man."

"Never again. Look Forman and Fez already know everything but can can't tell Donna or anyone who might." He nodded and they both went to go back downstairs. "Hey Kelso." Hyde frogged him in the arm. "Missed you man."

"You too." Kelso beamed, clutching the new bruise.

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"Oh Red isn't it wonderful, out little girl is coming home." Kitty beamed setting a fresh batch of cupcakes on the table.

"You know Kitty I am happy about this." His wife laughed and hugged him. "Be happier if we could see the table top." He muttered, reading the paper.

"Mommy! Daddy!" Laurie rushed into the kitchen with some bags.

"Oh Sweetie you look wonderful!" Kitty screamed and hugged her.

"It's good to see you kitten."

"You too Daddy!"

"Oh honey, stand back let me take a look at you." Laurie fixed a winning smile on her face. "Oh you look so grown-up!" She shrieked with her trademark laugh. It was true. When Laurie left her style had been so different. Heavy make-up, skin-tight tops and tiny skirts. The woman standing in the kitchen now looked smarter and even more beautiful. She wore a crisp white shirt under a black blazer, tucked at the waist. Her shirt was unbuttoned enough to show some skin without being slutty, just attractive. She wore smart black pants with small black heels. Her hair was still long and blonde but for the first time in her life it was straight, not flat or lank, shining. Her skin was not as fresh as when she had left but it glowed with happiness now she was home. Her smile was radiant and her brown eyes sparkled.

"I feel grown-up. I'm taking control of my life and I really do mean it this time." Kitty looked a little doubtful, it made her feel guilty but that fact was, Laurie had never given her reason to trust her. "I called the collage from New York and found information on night classes. As soon as I'm making money I'm gonna sign up for photography and fashion design. All I loved was posing and clothes. Well that and doing my hair but beauty school was a bust."

"Well, Kitten, if my little girl wants to learn then we're gonna help." Red beamed getting out his wallet.

"Red."

"No, Daddy. I'm ready to do this alone. I just need somewhere to stay."

"Well Sweetie, of course you're staying here." Kitty said hugging her again. "I'm so proud of you for wanting to be independent."

"Thanks Mom. Um… How is Fez doing?" She asked nervously. Red groaned.

"Why the foreigner?"

"Now Red the two of them got married and it's good that Laurie is trying to work it out." Kitty said sternly.

"But why? He'd got his green card, we got the gifts. There's no reason for them to stay married."

"Well." Laurie said. "I could always try to find someone else. Kelso was always really sweet, maybe some one just like him?" She smiled innocently with wide eyes.

"Marriage is important Laurie, now go talk to Aladdin." With that Red stomped into the living room with a beer. Kitty and Laurie shared a smile.

"Well done honey." Kitty said handing her a cupcake.

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At the end of the drive-way were Donna and Eric. "Thanks for helping me out Donna. I know it's awkward now that you're with, Randy, but you always were a great writer and I can use all the help I can get."

"I guess it's ok Eric. I mean you're still kind of my best friend and… Oh God"

"What?"

"She's back!" Donna pointed into the kitchen where a blonde head sat.

"Oh no. The devil has returned." Eric said in horror.

"Sooooooo." She rocked back on her heels. "Wanna go work at my house.?"

"Oh definitely." Laughing the two went into Donna's kitchen. Donna brought out a pad of paper.

"Well you said that when you just tried to write, it didn't really work so maybe planning it would help you. So the first thing you need to do is decide what kind of book you want to write…"

"A good one!" Eric interrupted.

"Yes, what kind of book are you writing. A true account of what happened, exactly as it happened? Or a fictional story based on your experiences.? Do you want the reader to enjoy the book as a story and learn because of that or do you want it to be a work of non-fiction?" Donna asked.

"Well I guess if people enjoyed it, they'd care." Eric said slowly. "Plus wouldn't there be like legal stuff if I wanted to write about the people over there. Maybe it's time we got to see Derik again." He laughed.

"But maybe taking him to the seventies., and out of Wuthering Heights " Donna suggested with a smile.

"That could work."

"Here, make a list of significant events of moments that you want including and why." Just as she handed him a pen the phone rang. "Hey Randy." She answered, shooting Eric an awkward glance. "No I told you, Eric asked me for help writing about Africa… I told you we were still friends." Eric couldn't help but listen in on the conversation, Donna seemed to be getting more annoyed. She'd always hated men who tried to control her. "I'll call you tomorrow!" She slammed down the phone in anger. "What the hell is wrong with men?"

"Uh Donna? You've seen you, right?" Eric asked. She'd become even more beautiful since he left. Or maybe it was not seeing her. Her body was perfect as always. Her hair had stayed blonde, it was beautiful but his Donna had always been a saucy red-head, at least in his mind. She was gorgeous when she was angry. "I reacted the same way with David, remember? Guys see you and… well look at you. No wonder he's protective."

"Thanks I guess." Donna blushed looking down at the table. "You look good."

Eric cleared his throat. "Oh yeah! Running from lion really builds up those muscles." He struck a muscle man pose.

"Oh you did not get chased by lions." Donna laughed.

"Nah I didn't." He smiled. There was a long silence. Comfortable silence, it felt like old times. "Donna I'm sorry. I'm sorry for leaving you and for breaking up with you in a letter."

"It's ok Eric. I think… I think that I can see why you did it and I know the Randy must seem like a total ass but he' actually a pretty cool guy." She nodded. "I missed you though." She shifted a it closer as Eric turned to face you.

"I missed you too. There was never anyone else." He suddenly noticed they were very close and couldn't help but lean closer. "I didn't stop loving you." Donna felt her head tilt to the side, unable to resist her first love. They were so close. Their lips barely touched and Eric leapt backwards as though burnt. This was wrong. he did love her and always would; but he'd never try to snake another guy's girl, even if the guy was a jerk. "I..I..I better go home… uh, thanks for your help." He dashed out of the house, cursing his own stupidity.

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"You said bar work Michel!" Jackie yelled.

"Well you'd be working in a bar." He whined back at her. "Come on Jackie, just one dance!"

"No Michel! You said I could have a job behind the bar and there is no way I'm dancing here." She looked at the surroundings, dark, dingy. Neon signs were all over the walls, it was only slightly better than it had been before. There was no way she would be dancing here. "So? Well are you gonna give me the job?"

"Fine Jackie!" Kelso went to answer a phone call. "But you have to wear the bunny ears!"

"Hey, way to handle the idiot." Jackie turned to see a handsome Greek man behind her. "Hi I'm Martin. I worked the bar in Chicago, but Kelso promoted me, now I'm the 'Don't touch' guy." Jackie laughed. "Yeah I got a thing for crazy chicks so as long as the girls aren't dangerous they don't have to worry about me taking advantage of the position."

"You like the crazy chicks?" Jackie asked confused. "Why?"

"The sex is great." He answered with a grin.

"My room mate is dating a loon. She keeps threatening to kill me for being in the same room as him."

"Well I don't have many female friends outside of work and it's love underneath it all." Jackie thought it was a bit crazy but shrugged, accepting it. "Come on, I'll show you how to pull a pint."

"Don't I just pull the leaver?" She asked confused. Martin laughed.

"Go ahead and try my lovely." Jackie pulled the lever, resulting in beer all over the floor and up her arm. The glass was filled with one inch bear and the rest was head. Jackie looked up at him embarrassed. Martin grinned at her. "Here try again and I'll talk you through it." It took a couple more tries but she managed eventually to pull the perfect pint.

"Thank you Marty!" She squealed hugging him and jumping.

"You're welcome, hey maybe you can introduce me to your friend's crazy lady if she gets too much for him." He grinned.

"Hey I'll hold you to that." she warned. Pointing at him. She spotted a blonde walking into the bar. "Oh my God. Laurie? Laurie Forman?"

"Hey Jackie." Laurie gave her a nervous smile, Jackie had never really liked her, and with good reason. But she was Fez's room mate now so Laurie figured she needed her on her side. She'd never not liked Jackie, she'd been indifferent towards the girl mostly. For a short while she was jealous that Kelso wanted to protect Jackie but not her. Still the two of them did have some things in common. Their interests in clothes and music were similar and Laurie had admired her for refusing to give up the basement. "I heard there were some jobs going for dancers here?"

"Oh yeah Kelso's around here somewhere."

"Kelso's working here?" Laurie asked.

"Yeah. Didn't your Mom tell you?" Jackie asked. "He was really great in the playboy club in Chicago and his boss said he could run this place so you'll probably be able to get a job easily. Kelso came out of the back room then, complaining about Kasey wanting his job back. Of course it had been him that set the place on fire and it was just stupidity having two Kelsos working in one place with so many flammable liquids.

"Laurie! You're back in Point Place."

"Yep, and you better keep your hands off me because I'm a married woman." She said teasingly.

"Well I'm a father so you better keep you're hands off me!" He said back. "Why are you here? If you want a job you have to dance because she wouldn't" He pointed at Jackie, giving her a pouting look. Jackie stuck her tongue out in response.

"Fine, where's the music system?" Kelso pointed it out and Laurie picked a 'Hot Chocolate' record. She took off the blazer and tied her shirt up so her navel was on show. He executed a quick, sexy show around the pool. It was better than some of the fake breasted bimbo that came in early intent on showing everything they had. The idea of a classy strip joint was to tease a little. When the song ended Laurie fixed her outfit. "Well?"

"Throw on a bikini and we're all good." Kelso said with grin.

"Well thank God I'm not the only real one here." Jackie said. "Every other girl that's walked in here's had plastic hair and fake boobs. Hello! Loose hold hairspray." She said tossing her own curls.

"God I thought you'd hate me." Laurie said with relief. " Jackie I'm sorry for the whole thing with Kelso and for things I've said about you behind your back. I still want to make things better and I hope you can forgive me. You know, I really do want to get back with Fez. He's a good guy, I was so eager to be independent I don't think I realised how accidentally lucky I got."

"Well to tell you the truth I'd rather you than that crazy bitch, Caroline. You know I kind of admired you. Before I found out about the whole you screwing my boyfriend thing." Laurie looked guilty. "I'm over it, beside thanks to you he found out what it feels like to be cheated on and it stopped him doing it. For about a week." She added with a small laugh. "You know you never cared what people thought or you. That's the kind of feminism even I can respect. Plus you have really great hair." Laurie touched her straightened locks.

"How does it look?" She asked nervously, I've been trying it out.

"I like it, suits you. It's not all flat and lifeless like Donna's" Jackie answered honestly, she was new to seeing straight hair that looked that good. "So what made you come home?"

"Well I went through some really bad stuff in Chicago. I shacked up with this dreamy guy, looked like John Travolta. So hot." She smiled sadly. "He said he could get me a modelling career. Turned out it wasn't the kind of modelling I'd like to do. But every time I refused he told me he'd kick me out, and I would tell myself it's not that bad. It wasn't like hardcore porn but I didn't like it. Even when I slept around I was in control so I didn't feel like a whore but doing that." She twisted her face disgusted. "I hated it. Then one day, he wanted me to do a short film with another girl. That's where I drew the line, packed my stuff and left. He didn't even care and it reminded me how sweet Fez was to me and I began to miss him."

Jackie looked horrified by what had happened to her. "I think he's missed you too. He never signed the divorce papers. He told me how marriage was a big deal where he come from. Where ever the hell that is." They both laughed. "Fez likes a woman he can take care of, but he's not a controller."

"So you think I stand a chance?" Laurie asked hopefully. Jackie glanced down the bar to where Martin was filling a fridge.

"We'll have to get rid of his crazy girlfriend first, and I think I might know how." She said with a small smile.

"You're really gonna help me?" Laurie hadn't expected to be accepted so easily. Why had she hated this town so much? "So we're like, friends?"

Jackie nodded giving the blonde a quick wink. "Martin! Could you come here a sec?" She gave Laurie an evil grin. Laurie grinned back, not sure what the midget was thinking, but pretty sure she'd like it.

Eric entered at that moment, saw twin devil grins and walked right back out again.

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"Fez, I'm home." Jackie called as she came in.

"I hate you!" Caroline screeched, running into the living room. Fez followed her quickly placing his hands carefully on the crazy girl's shoulders.

"Caroline, sweetie." He said nervously. "We talked about this. There's no need to scream at every girl who walks into the apartment."

Laurie choose this moment to sweep in, she'd taken off the blazer and replaced the clear lip gloss with a blood red shade Fez could never resist. She walked strait up to Caroline, towering at least a foot above her. "Hi sweetie, I'm Laurie!" She shook the suspicious girls hand. "Fez's wife." Caroline spun round, her eyes almost burning in their sockets.

"Honey…" Fez backed away, laughing nervously. Jackie nodded at Martin who'd followed them in, he moved slowly closer to the vibrating lunatic. "Funny story you see…I'm married!"

"Why do you make me hurt you!" Caroline shrieked and threw herself towards Fez who shielded his eyes from a blow that never came. He lowered his hands cautiously to see Caroline being carried to the door by a tanned, muscular stranger.

"You girls got this?" He asked when he reached the door.

"Yeah, thanks Martin." Laurie called waving. "Hi Fez."

"Give me five minutes." Jackie said, giving Laurie an encouraging smile. Before running into her room to pack an overnight bag. It had been agreed by her, Laurie and Kitty that she should stay in Laurie's room for the night.

Laurie looked at Fez nervously. She was suddenly very scared of his reaction. Even if he could forgive her for leaving in the first place, he'd want a more detailed explanation of what happened in New York. Honestly, it was soft core porn, photo's mostly, she'd never been great at being filmed. Was it possible he'd be able to take her back after she'd degraded herself like that? She didn't know why it was so much worse than sleeping, around but it was.

Fez was in shock she was really back. Mrs. Forman had told him but he hadn't really believed it. She looked different, more like the girl he'd talked to in the back of Kelso's van. Only stronger, except for her eyes, the same quiet vulnerability and uncertainty was there. When she'd left he would've burst with happiness if she came back wanting a chance with him. Now he was frozen with shock and fear. Maybe she wasn't back here to give them a chance, maybe she just wanted the papers signing and then she was gone again. It was the dread that he felt at that thought that made him know, he would take her back.

It wasn't like he was giving her a second chance, they were just two people who'd had fling. The only thing that made them any different than any girl he'd slept with in the past two weeks was a stupid piece of paper. But that paper had meant she cared and was a good person. He wanted her, that was it.

"I'll see you guys tomorrow." Jackie left closing the door behind her.

Laurie took a deep breath and looked him in the face. "Do we really need a huge emotional talk." Fez shook his head, still in shock. "Thank God. I'm sorry and I wanna be with you."

"I want you too." He said, she looked relieved.

"Can we try again." She asked hopefully. Silently thinking that they'd never tried before.

"We never tried before Laurie, but yeah, we can try now." Her eyes were shining slightly. Being back in that town had been more emotional draining than she'd expected. She wondered when she'd become the kind of person to show, or even have, emotions. She moved forward to hug her husband. He felt solid and warm, slowly he put his arms around her. He held her back.

She moved to look at his face. She wanted to kiss him and suddenly felt thirteen again. It had been a long time since a kiss had meant anything to her. She lightly touched his lips with her own. He tasted like chocolate, figured. She almost felt like giggling at the thought. He opened his mouth sliding his tongue into hers, he rolled it and she moaned in response. He shivered at the vibrations it created. He broke the kiss and swept her up bridal style, carrying her into his bedroom. She had let out a little giggle as soon as her feet left the ground, by the time they went through the door, her shirt was off and his was half unbuttoned.

He lay her down on the bed with great flair. She giggled and kneel to rip open the rest of his shirt and slip it off him. Fez moved the arm of his record player back to the start and soon 'The Strageloves' were singing. He grinned and kicked off his shoes, she returned his grin and kicked off her own heels. He didn't know who had moved first but he was suddenly lying on top of her on the bed, their arms locked around each other. He felt her hands move to his trousers and swiftly undo his belt. She raised her legs and used her feet to push them down, their lips staying locked the whole time.

Fez managed to undo her bra with only a little fuss. Impressive. She thought. It had taken a lot of fiddling and cursing in whatever his native language was before she did it herself. The skin of his hands were rough as he slid them over her stomach and waist. He unclipped her trousers and pulled them down her silky legs along with her underwear. He dipped his head to kiss hot sex but she flipped them over so she was on top before slithering down to his crotch. "My turn this time baby." She whispered with a wink.

Fez groaned as he felt her mouth wrap around him and take his full length. She began moving her head pulling back until just the tip of his head rested on her lips then pushing her head forward 'till his balls hit her chin.

She moved agonizingly slow at first, feeling every inch of his hard shaft against her tongue. As her pace grew in speed she swirled her tongue around the head. She felt his hand rest on her head and glanced up to see his stomach muscles stretched and taunt as he arced his back, murmuring in his native tongue.

She moved up his body, pressed her firm breasts against his chest as she recaptured his lips, exploring the inside of his mouth with her tongue. Drawing back she straddled his hips and slowly sunk down onto his penis, breathing in sharply as he filled her completely. She began gently rocking on him, leaning backwards and placing her feet on either side of his shoulders. Fez gripped her thighs, raising his hips in time with her movements.

Laurie let her head fall back panting heavily as the sensations shooting through her body grew more powerful and she began shaking. Fez's hand moved to expertly manipulate her clit, driving her wild and causing her to nearly scream in ecstasy. She began rocking faster, her movements growing more erratic and out of control. She noticed her lovers mouth moving and realised he was singing along with the music.

"I know a girl who's soft and sweet.

She's so fine she can't be beat."

She couldn't stop a delighted laugh at how ridiculous but adorable it was. He'd hummed last time but this was so much better. Once she laughed he stopped singing and blushed furiously. Laurie bent her head giving him a soft kiss before straightening back up and, breathlessly, started singing herself.

"I want Candy, I want Candy."

Fez laughed himself and joined in loudly.

"Go to see her with her hair hung down.

Ain't no finer girl in town."

They carried on moving together both laughing and singing loudly. Screwing furiously, moving closer to climax. She came first, gasping in pleasure, then letting out a low long moan as she felt him grasp her legs tighter as he came with her. She rolled off him to lie next to him, gasping for breath and grinning.

"Are you happy to be home, dear?" He asked as she rested her head on his chest.

"Yeah." She whispered quietly, pressing herself against his warm body and falling asleep as the music kept right on playing.

I figured I was gonna branch out into another couple and I don't know why but I think a bit of kookiness sort of suits Laurie and Fez. Either way I'm even more nervous about this one then I was about my first chapter or my first sex scene. So please review and say what you thought. Even if you think it was terrible.

Don't worry we'll be getting back to out favourite couple soon enough. Zen forever. xxx