Disclaimer: Do we have to go over this again? I own nothing!

Now that that's out of the way, here is the next installment in what was supposed to be a oneshot but now I have gotten so many ideas and I would like to thank everyone for their input!

This is about Draco and Blaise, I know he isn't covered at all in the books but I had to have someone that would get along with Draco and he was the only one I thought of. Those of you waiting for the Sirius/Carmen Sandiego it should be the next chapter. Unless some other plot bunny takes over my brain.

OK. ENJOY!

Pinky and the Brain

Dumbledore stood from his chair and called everyone's attention. He had waited until the very last night at school to have people claim their videos and he could tell it was getting on everyone's nerves. So while dinner was going tonight he would call out the video and the author(s) would stand up. Unfortunately there had been one last entry so he would have to show that one before they could start with the claiming.

"Students we have had one late entry so I would like to show that one now. This one did not come with an explanation so we can only assume the video explains itself." Dumbledore nodded to McGonagall as the candles blew out.

The first thing anyone saw was a picture of Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini in the library. Both of them had their heads bent over their textbooks.

Draco stood and yelled out, "I had no part in this muggle thing!" No one believed him and just watched as Blaise repeatedly hit his head on the table. He started hitting his head harder as the muggleborns started laughing again. They knew the song and what it was affiliated with.

Draco could only watch in horror as the song started and even more pictures of him and Blaise played, timed to the music. The music labeling him something called Pinky and Blaise as The Brain!

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth

They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!

Every time the word brain was repeated a very flattering picture of Blaise would appear and when they said Pinky it would be one of Draco falling or tripping.

"Who did that because they are dead!" Draco was looking about to spit fire. But no one heard him because they were all busting a gut laughing. Even some of the older Slytherins were fighting to hold back laughter. Dumbledore could only chuckle because while Draco looked about like his namesake Blaise just took it in stride and had that maniacal planning gleam in his eyes.

Dumbledore stood and, "I believe we will leave that author anonymous so as to save them from a horrendous death from Mr. Malfoy."

Draco, realizing the scene he was making, quickly sat down and started making plans with Blaise for revenge. Plus deciding how they were going to find said author. Over at the Gryffindor table Harry shared a smirk with the twins at how well their prank had gone over. It was nice to get a laugh after the fiasco with his godfather and Wormtail.

Flashback

Meeting his source in a little used hallway was an easy thing. Getting him to do the work was even easier. As the boy approached Harry he held out the packet in his hand, he had received payment before even doing the job.

"Are they all in here? Even the embarrassing ones?" Harry asked.

"All of them. It was surprisingly easy to get them." The source answered.

"K. Thanks Collin. And remember, no more pictures of me without my permission."

"I know. I gotta get back to the library. Can't wait to see the finished product." As he walked away Harry couldn't help but cackle at the all the pictures Collin was able to get in just three days, this was going to be so much fun!

End

"Now that all the videos are done we can start with the claiming ceremony. When your video is called please stand up. The first video is, Quidditch."

Now that's the end of the third year and I will probably skip ahead to 5th for any other chapters I do. Review Please!