At three in the morning, Hermione was woken up by what sounded like a freight train. She knew the sound, Professor Snape was snoring and it was driving her mad. She lay in her tiny bed with her eyes wide open. She knew his snoring wasn't loud by normal standards but to her little ears it was horrible.

She was use to the sound of snoring, after all, Ron and Harry snored as well and when they all stayed at the burrow it sounded like a snore symphony. Hermione finally got out of the bed and walked over to her little window, maybe if she threw something at him it would make him turn to his side... that always seemed to help.

Hermione had developed a little theory about why men snored louder when they were on their backs. She rationalized that when sleeping on their backs, their balls fell over their anus causing a rare form of Vapor lock.

Hermione sighed and looked around her little room for anything she could throw. Deep down she knew it was pointless, he wouldn't feel a thing, but then something Dumbledore said to her gave her an idea.

She went to her night table and grabbed her wand, a stinging hex to the ass would at least make him move. When she went back to the window, she noticed that Severus had shifted slightly and the snoring had decreased.

"You may have gotten away this time but next time I wont hesitate." she said grumpily to herself as she walked back to her bed.

A few hours later, Hermione was woken up again by a pounding on her door.

"Stop bloody banging the door so loud!" she yelled

Severus quirked an eyebrow, he was only tapping the door with his finger, "Ms. Granger, If you would like to eat, I suggest you get up and dressed."

"What time is it?"

"7, now up."

Hermione groaned and rolled out of bed. She walked over to her little dresser and pulled out a pair of jeans and a tee shirt. She then looked around the little house and quickly realized the house had no bathroom.

"I have to pee and shower and he neglects a friggin bathroom." she huffed. Hermione just slid the clothes on and walked out the door where the Professor was waiting.

"Can I ask you a quick question professor?"

"You just did." he replied dryly

"Deep relaxing breaths Hermione, deep relaxing breaths, in and out, in and out." she thought to herself

"Okay, then I'm asking a second. You see, I have a little problem and I'm not quite sure how to go about it."

"And what problem would this be?" he asked, annoyed that she was taking his precious time of eating without a hall full of students.

"I noticed there is no bathroom. I need to pee and I need a shower."

Severus paled, he had forgotten about such things.

"I cannot put plumbing in a doll house. You will just have to use mine until I can figure something out."

This time Hermione paled, there was no way she was going to use a huge toilet and risk falling in.

"I'll just hold it" she replied

"You cant hold it, you end up with a bladder infection." he said with a frown

"Well then I'll just get an infection. I am not going to risk falling into a toilet."

Severus ran his hands over his face, this girl was irritating. He finally had enough and picked her up like a toy, walking to the bathroom.

"I wouldn't squeeze me if I were you." she warned. Severus relaxed his grip immediately, the last thing he wanted was to be peed on by a student.

He placed her down into the sink, "Just urinate in the drain for now. I will talk to Dumbledore about a solution. He then gave her a square of toilet paper and left the bathroom.

"What the hell?" she squeaked, "This is sooo embarrassing."

She had been shrunk down, given a doll house to live in, has to pee in a sink and he gives her a whole sheet of toilet paper that would no doubt take her a year to use. The urge to pee grew stronger as she looked at the actual toilet so she resigned herself to just pee in the drain and be done with it.

Once she had finished and righted her clothes, she called him into the bathroom where he quickly scooped her out of the sink. He turned on the water of the sink and leaned her over so she could wash her hand and wash out the sink at the same time.

"Do you feel better now? I'm at no risk of being peed on?"

"Yes I feel better and Noo, I'm not going to pee on you."

"Good now lets go."

They left his rooms and started for the Great Hall. Hermione was seriously considering biting him for how he was carrying her... she felt like luggage.

"Do you think you can carry me like a human?" she asked sarcastically.

Severus looked down to her and smirked before dropping her into his pocket.

"You son of a bit--"

"Language Ms. Granger"

"I'll give you language you git." she huffed as she sat down and studied the lining of his pocket.

Once they arrived, he reached in and grabbed her and this time she did bite.

"Why you little .."

"Language Professor" she tisked

Severus allowed his nostrils to flare before he picked her up again and dropped her on the table next to a huge plate of food.

"Oh now this is just stupid." she said with a frown

"More problems?" he asked in a bored tone.

"Yes, more problems... This is enough food for 30 of me, not to mention the utensils are normal sized."

Severus sighed and picked up her place, scrapping most of the food on to his. He then sat the plate down and shrank it and her fork.

"Problem solved" he said shortly and stated eating their breakfast.

"I cant believe you can eat so much."

"I'm a growing boy" he replied with a shrug and continued to eat while ignoring her look of disgust.