A/N: just a short filler chapter.

Dumbledore kept a straight face as his potions professor ranted. Severus had given Hermione to Harry to babysit while he discussed the situation with the headmaster.

"She almost peed on me!"

"Come now Severus, You know you cant just bounce her around with a full bladder."

"That is not the point, the point is I need to figure out a way for her to used the bathroom and shower because I'll be damned if I have to bring her to the bathroom each time."

Dumbledore smiled and shook his head. To him, even though it was irritating for his professor and embarrassing to his student, the entire situation was the funniest thing that had happened around there in quite some time... and he was loving it. He almost wanted to give Harry a pat on his back for giving him something to laugh about.

"Are you even listening Albus?" Severus asked

"I am Severus, I am just trying to figure out a solution."

Severus nodded and sat down while the headmaster was in thought.

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Gryffindor common room...

"A doll house? Snape had a friggen doll house?" Harry asked through a howl of laughter.

"Honestly Harry, I'm positive it is a transfigured box, not an actual doll house."

Ron finally managed to pull himself from the floor, bright red from laughing, " I cant believe... you threatened to Pee on the bat."

"he would have deserved it." she said with a nod.

She looked over to Harry who was smiling like a loon, "What are you smiling about?" she asked

"You... you're just so cute being so tiny."

"Stuff it Potter" she said in the gruffest voice she could come up with, "I find none of this funny. Do you have any idea how bad this is going to be if Snape has to take me to the bathroom all the time."

Hermione suddenly paled at her next thoughts, her period... How the hell was she going to deal with that. She could always ask for him to brew her a potion, but that would be humiliating. One second thought, Snape knowing when she had her period was even worse. Ask for a potion it is.

Ginny finally walked in a minute later and smiled at the tiny Hermione, "Do you know how cute you are like that."

Hermione huffed, "I've heard."

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Down in the Dungeons...

"Are you kidding me? This is just...odd."

"It is the only choice, unless you want to carry her to the bathroom each time."

Severus sat down on the edge of his bed and rubbed his hands over his face. The mighty Albus Dumbledore could come up with nothing other then to add a second toilet the the bathroom, fit for Hermione that she could reach by a reusable port key and a small shower head with miniature controls in the corner of his shower.

"I guess it will have to do."

Dumbledore gave a nod but inside he was smiling, He could have easily put plumbing in the doll house but this was too much fun. Severus knew he wasn't allowed to add anything to the plumbing system as only Dumbledore had the ability to do something like that in Hogwarts. Dumbledore gave him an excuse as to why he could not add to the doll house and Severus bought it.

"Well, now that it's settled, I suggest you retrieve her from the Gryffindor common room before something happens to her."

Severus gave the headmaster a death glare but left anyway to the Gryffindor common room.

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"One step closer and I'll hex you within an inch of your life Ronald Weasley." Hermione yelled while stomping her foot irritation.

"Come on Hermione, we know you cant do anything with your wand."

"I am not kidding Ron."

"It will only take a minute, I'm just curious."

"I will not go into a mouse hole to look for anything."

"But you are the only one who can. I'll just carry you over there and set you down. We can also tie a shoelace around your waist so we can pull you out."

Ron moved closer and Hermione raised her wand, earning a chuckle from him. She had warned him, and he refused to listen so if she caused damage then so be it. As Ron bent over to grab her, the common room door opened and Severus walked in.

"Where is Ms. Granger." he asked in a no nonsense tone.

Harry scooped her up and carried her in the palm of his hand, just like she wanted. As Harry approached Severus, Severus shook his head, "She has you trained Potter."

"Trained?"

"Yes, trained, you are carrying her around like a little princess."

"Well how else am I supposed to carry her?"

Severus scooped her up, smirked, and dropped her in his pocket again. Hermione, who was already pissed at Ron was not furious. She raised her wand and shouted a stinging hex that hit him in the leg.

"Shit" he said with a jump.

Hermione laughed, "Language Professor."

Severus glared at the redhead that was in fits of laughter again then to Harry who was smirking.

"She doesn't have me trained as she has you." an with that , he smacked his pocket earning a yelp from Hermione.

"Bastard" she yelled and earned another slap to the pocket. Snape smiled and quirked an eyebrow before turning around and walking out of the common room.