A/N: DAMN! this story got almost as much views as my other story 'accidentally in love' which has 8 chaps... that's nice xD! anyway, this is gonna be a short chap, if I like it and you guys like it, I'll make another chapter! Kk!

Chapter 2

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~~~Zolo's Pov~~~

I entered the kitchen and plopped down on my chair. I wasn't to pleased about being awakened so early for such a stupid reason like Luffy announcing his love to that witch of a navigator, Nami. I mean, do you think I wake up looking this good? well, I do...but someone as bad-ass like me needs sleep.

"oi, Shit-cook, whats for breakfast?" I muttered, leaning back in my chair and I tried to fall asleep. Sanji placed some plates of food down on the table, it was soup.

"Soup! I love soup!" Luffy said happily as he walked into the kitchen with Nami right by his side, a broad smile on the two.

Chopper signaled Luffy over to sit next to him, as he always does. The captain shacked his head 'no' and instead he sat next to Nami, leaving a very disappointed Chopper behind.

"Luffy, dont you know that its Bro's before Hoe's?" I grumbled, Chopper got enough courage to nod his head in agreement. Nami glared at me, but it was Sanji who was the first to act,

"SHITTY MARIMO! HOW DARE YOU CALL NAMI A HOE!?" Sanji yelled, I grabbed my swords and blocked all of his kicks. Luffy sat there, upset that he didn't get his food and confused on why they where mad.

"Sanji! stop fighting and give me FOOOD!" Luffy ordered, Nami handed him a cookie the cook had brought her earlier, Luffy thanked her with a kiss.

"Hey, why was Sanji mad when Zolo called Nami a 'hoe'?" Luffy & Chopper asked, They looked at me with big innocent eyes...fuck...

"...um because...you see-"

"I mean, why would he be mad if you called her a gardening thingy?" Luffy interrupted, Nami stiffed a giggle...just go along with it...

I shrugged, Usopp looked at me as if I was stupid for agreeing. Oh shit, he's going to say what it really mean! I give the sharpshooter a death stare, and...he didn't see it, I'm dead shit...

"Luffy, what Zolo meant was that Nami was a hoe; a woman who sleeps with several men, in other words...a slut." Usopp said, I swear...why is he even in this crew? Luffy had a dramatically shocked face, then he glared me, anger burned in his eyes.

"Luffy, LUFFY! DON'T KILL ME!" I yelled, falling backwards in my chair when I saw Luffy's fist fly towards me. It missed, but only by a bit, I coward behind the fallen chair,

...uh...Ahem...Luffy, that was a figure of speech." I growled at him, all eyes where on me, a smile formed on their faces when they saw that I was still crouched behind the chair in fear.

"oh...OK! SANJI! FOOOOOD!" Luffy yelled, holding up his fork and knife happily. I rolled my eyes as I sat on my chair again, propping up my feat in the table.

"Oi! Marimo, feet off!" Sanji orders, shoving my feat off. Choppers tiny ears pricked up, sensing that we're about to fight,

"Hey, Usopp! what happened to the machine thingy you made?" The tiny reindeer asked, Sanji turned to face him. A scowled formed on his face as Chopper had reminded him off the thing that had brought Luffy and his precious Nami together.

"oh yeah! you mean my 'super mega Usopp machine 5000'?" Usopp says, holding his dumb invention proudly in the air. Chopper and Luffy's eyes turn to sparkles,

"CAN I SEE IT! PLEASE USOPP!" Chopper squealed, doing his puppy dog eyes, not that he needs it.

"ok! calm down Chopper! here ya go!" Usopp said, tossing the doctor the device. Chopper looked around mischievously, his eyes landed on Sanji,

"Sanji! have you ever kissed a girl? on the lips?" the reindeer asked, he tried his best not to run around in disgust.

"of course!" Sanji replied confidently, puffing out his chest proudly. Chopper looked at the device in his hooves, it went off immediately,

"BULL-SHIT, I CALL B-S!" The machine shouted, everyone giggled, but I laughed because im a bad ass. Sanji stared at the floor and his face was red with embarrassment.

"'THE SUPER MEGA USOPP MACHINE 5000' REALLY WORKS! THIS IS SOOO COOOL!" Chopper squealed in delight. Choppers eyes sparkled and he looked around the room for more potential victims.

"Robin!" He said after a bit of staring creepily at everyone. Robin smiled at the furry reindeer as he began to think of a good question, his face lights up and he looks up at Robin.

"Robin, do baby's really come from storks?" he asks with big innocent yet curious eyes, the room goes dead silent and Robin's always calm face was pale and her blue eyes open wide.

"...uh, Cook-San, why dont you explain this to Chopper~? I'm not feeling so well right now, I think I need to go rest." Robin lied and she slipped out of the kitchen and to the girls room. Sanji agreed before she left and he stood up and cleared his throat.

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"and that were baby's come from!" Sanji announced after an hour of him explaining...how does he know all this? I glance at Chopper, Usopp and Luffy, their eyes where open wide and their mouths dropped open. Luffy looked at Nami and scooted away and sat next to Chopper.

"YOU IDIOT! WHY DID YOU TELL THEM?!" Nami yelled as she punched Sanji on the head, He was knocked out cold so Nami didn't get a response. Luffy smiled and sat back next to Nami.

"hehe! im just kidding Nami!" Luffy said happily, he leaned over and kissed Nami, once again Chopper ran around the table with his eyes closed and he began to knock some dishes down,

"Luffy...Nami...why dont you get a room?" I said, a small smile flashed across my face.

"maybe we will!" Nami said, raising an eyebrow and sticking her tongue out. Luffy smiled as he remembered his new-found knowledge, Chopper looked up at me,

" LITTLE BABY PIRATES!" Chopper and I yelled happily, Luffy and Nami blushed and Chopper smiled even bigger. "IM GOING TO BE AND UNCLE!' He exclaimed happily, I gave a small laugh and I ruffled his fur. This is going to be an interesting week!

A/N: yay! now I guess I have to make a chap 3...I FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS STORY! x3 well, favorite, follow ad Review to tell me what I could do, I can make more parings (no O.C's though) so yeah! REVIEW PEOPLE! xDDD

-KitKat the purple cherry with a top-hat.