Disclaimer: ES21, characters and their illegal weapons belong to their rightful creators ie Not Mine.

A/N: Honestly, I love a lot of the rival teams more than the Deimon Bats. It is rather sad that they are largely ignored in fandom. The Kongo twins are among my favourites too.

Drabble 4

Shinryuu Naga


The Id and the Super-ego

"Ah…I know you've already received many gifts, but I…I specially made this so…" The girl was blushing hard enough to power a solar factory, "Please accept this!"

Unsui regarded her with grim pity.

"That's so sweet of you," gushed Agon, oozing charm by the buckets. He leaned down towards her and fingered a lock of her hair in the manner of a sleazy back alley pimp, "You're really pretty, you know? Do you want to come with me for a drink or something?"

Unsui's eyes widened. Seducing an innocent maiden and skipping practice? He can't allow this!

"How about it?" Agon had taken off his sunglasses and was giving the girl that special look he reserves for prey of the feminine kind. The girl froze in his hold, red-faced and looking like a deer caught before an oncoming train. The blushing had evaporated all her brain cells.

"And if you're free the whole day, we can—Ow!"

Without thinking, Unsui had swatted his twin on the head.

"What do you think you're doing?" Agon growled, abandoning the girl and grabbing Unsui by the collar.

Unsui watched in relief as the girl floundered upon being released, took one last fleeting look at the evil incarnate that was her crush, then escaped immediately. Smart thing. His sacrifice was not in vain.

Others may think of Agon as a womanizer, but Unsui knew that his twin is more than that. When it comes to pretty girls, he eats them whole.

In a metaphorical sense, that is. He doubts even Agon would be up for cannibalism.

"Hey! Answer me!" Agon demanded, giving him a shake. Unsui sighed. The things he had to do for the good of all mankind.

"We have practice now," he said, brushing his twin away. "This is not the time for you to be hitting on every other girl along the way."

"Oh yeah? I think you're just jealous," his twin smirks back, "Because you haven't received a single present yet. Says something about you, doesn't it?"

He was, of course, trying to screw with Unsui's psychological health. It was one of his hobbies.



But as they walked onwards to school, Agon didn't try anything funny with the rest of the girls that gave him Valentine's gifts. Even if he did give his twin significant looks of superiority every time he received one.

As they stood side by side at the lockers, preparing for morning training, Agon suddenly shoved something at him.

"There you go." Unsui looked up in surprise when his twin handed him about a dozen of the prettily wrapped boxes.

"What? It's your share." Agon told him, shoving the boxes into his hands, "For Valentine's."

"Thanks." Unsui said awkwardly. He looked at the chocolates and thought that maybe, just maybe, his twin had a heart.

"Yeah, whatever, those were from the ugly ones."

Then again, maybe it's just another overdeveloped muscle.