Last time:

Hermione blushed and smiled, "Yes I accepted, but I told him I wanted to take it slow, make sure we want to be together before making it a serious relationship."

"I think that was wise dear, I'll see you at Midnight." Narcissa said as she walked from the room.

Hermione pulled a quill and some parchment before climbing back to her bed, she had a letter to write.

Now:

As Hermione had finished reading the letter for the 15th time, making sure she had put everything in it, she heard the clock chime midnight. Pulling her small bag over her shoulder she made her way to meet Narcissa.

"Right on time." Narcissa said with an almost evil look of happiness.

"Of course, did you bring the stuff?" Hermione asked

"You make it sound like we are making a muggle drug deal, yes, I brought the stuff." Narcissa said with a laugh.

"Good...now I know we were only going to do this little prank in here, but because they made me bald, I wonder if you would like to step it up a notch?" Hermione asked, grinning just as evil as Narcissa.

"Oh of course dear, what do you have in mind?"

"lets just say they will be jumping a lot and maybe a little sliding. First, lets put the poppers under each leg of their chairs and then we move...to the bathrooms."

They reached Draco's bathroom first, putting a silencing spell on the bathroom so he couldn't hear them. Hermione grinned as she pulled out a bottle of baby oil, plastic wrap and a bottle of spray menthol.

"Oh Merlin, this is going to be fun!" Narcissa said while jumping up and down.

Narcissa was the first to wake and made her way to Hermione's room. She needed to use the bathroom and didn't dare use the one in her room. Once she was finished, she padded her way over to Hermione's bed to wake her up.

"Come on, wake up." Narcissa said as she gently shook Hermione awake.

"Did I miss it?" She asked with a yawn

"Not yet, but we need to get down to the dining room, I put a small amplifier in each bathroom so we can hear the reactions."

"It doesn't amplify everything does it?" Hermione asked with wide eyes.

"No, just voices."

"Good, give me a minute to get dressed then we can go down."

They made their way down to the dining room and ordered their breakfast. They had only been eating with the first amplifier went off.

Draco woke up and made his way to his private bathroom. He was groggy and not paying attention to his surroundings. He pulled little Draco out of his boxers and aimed for the toilet, but when his morning pee seemed to just bounce out of the toilet, he jumped back in surprise.

"What the hell is going on?" He yelled in horror, stepping back from the evil toilet rejecting his pee. He looked a little closer and realized there was a plastic barrier preventing the toilet from doing it's job.

"GRANGER!!!" he yelled as he made his way back into his room.

Down in the dining room, Hermione had practically fallen on the floor in laughter.

"Can you...imagine...his face...when the pee...hit his foot?" Hermione gasped, trying to make the complete sentence.

"Thats nothing dear, at least he didn't sit down, but I know Lucius will." she said with a chuckle.

Draco quickly dress and sat on the bed to put his shoes on. When he stood to make his way down stairs, two loud pops seemed to come from his feet causing him to curse and fall to the bed in shock.

"YOUR MINE GRANGER!" he yelled from his room, causing Hermione to wail even louder, hitting the floor with her hand.

As Hermione heard his footsteps coming down the stairs, she quickly pulled herself together as best she could and slid back into her chair. The doors burst open and Hermione let out a small whimper, trying her best to hold it in.

"That was not funny Granger." he said as he made his way to his chair, "It has been years since I got pee on the floor and back then it was because I hadn't learned proper aim."

He didn't notice his chair was already pulled out for him before he sat down only to fall to the floor cursing loudly when four loud pops went off.

That was it, all Hermione could take. She had been holding in her whimpers of laughter for only a minute, but the sight of Draco hitting the floor, desperately trying to get away from her chair sent her over the edge. She couldn't breath and couldn't see because of the tears flowing from her eyes.

"Your face" she howled "Your face was priceless." she said as she literally fell to the floor, clutching her sides in laughter.

"Hermione, get up here, Lucius just went in." Narcissa said as she wiped her own tears away.

"I'm not sure I can handle it." Hermione said, "It's everything works like its supposed to, I'll probably die from laughing"

"What are you going to do to my father?" Draco asked.

He didn't get his answer as four loud pops went off and a thud.

"What in Merlin's saggy tits" Lucius yelled as he landed on the floor.

Narcissa was now banging her hand against the table and Hermione banging her head.

"He said Merlin's tits" Hermione bellowed, "I have to stop laughing, it hurts to bad."

Draco tried, he really did, but soon found himself laughing just as hard. They could hear his cursing as he wiped the baby oil from the toilet seat. The bathroom was silent for about five minutes before a loud "Fuck" could be heard. Lucius cursed the entire way down to the dining room, walking in bow legged.

"I demand to know what was placed on that toilet paper." He yelled, feeling his entire nether regions burn.

"Calm down Lucius, its just a little menthol." Narcissa laughed

"I will not calm down, a man's bathroom time is ...Wheres Hermione?" he finally asked

Draco pointed to the floor when a red faced, hyperventilating Hermione lay. She did her best to stand, but it was no use. She crawled closer to the door, trying in earnest to make it back up to her room. Lucius huffed and made his way to his chair and sat down roughly. Four more pops could be heard through the room and Hermione fell to her side, she was laughing to hard to even crawl.

Draco stood from his chair and scooped her up, taking her to his room.

"I believe we have a little letter to write to your dear friend Potter." He said as he plopped her down on his bed and cast a binding spell on her.

"Oh and silencing spell will due nicely as well"

He walked to his desk and pulled out a piece of parchment and a quill. He climbed into the bed with her and started to write.

Dear Harry,

I just wanted to send you a letter telling you that I'm fine. I actually have a bit of news for you. I have fallen in Love with Draco. He is the man of my dreams in every way. I wanted to tell you now that way you and Ron can get used to the idea before our wedding next week. I plan to have 4 little Draco's running around... great isn't it.

Write back soon

soon to be Hermione Malfoy

Hermione's eyes grew wide as she watched him write. "You cant do that!" she screamed silently. Draco grabbed her finger and pressed it to the paper while saying a spell.

"Now the letter is even in your handwriting." He said with a grin

Draco snapped his fingers and an owl swooped down.

"Take this letter to Harry Potter and don't stop till you get there." Draco said to the owl.

Once the owl was out the window and on its way to Harry, he released her ropes and removed the silencing spell.

"Harry going to flip!!" she yelled as she tackled him to the ground.

"Thats what happens when you make me pee on the floor." he said with a laugh

"This isn't over Draco, mark my words." she said as she pulled herself off of him and climbed back into his bed.