Me: Hey! How's everyone doing! Welcome to the tenth chapter! Anyway, thanks for Light-Sakura explaining what a sidekick is to Astral!
Astral: I'm not your sidekick.
Me: You're Yuma's then! And Ying-Yang Yoh got the episode, so he gets a cookie! Anyway, I don't own Yugioh Zexal or characters, just this plot and the random OC Sarah who's about to try and get her OTP to come to life. Don't we all wish we could do that?
Chapter 10: An Attempt To Make Skyshipping Canon
"Hey," Shark said, annoyed, crossing his arms in the seat on the back of the bus. He was wearing a huge black coat and a black top hat on his head that covered up his eyes. "Why do we have to do this again?"
"Shh! Just go along with the plan!" Sarah hissed at him. Her black hair was all stuffed in a detective's hat and she was wearing large sunglasses with a brown cloak that covered up every part of her body except for part of her face.
"I don't see how this is going to work." Rei said, also wearing a ridiculous disguise. "And they will definitely be able to tell it's us."
"No they won't! We're in disguise! We blend in perfectly! There's no way anyone'll tell that it's us!" Sarah said to him.
"You really think we're blending in?!" Kaito said, pissed off. He wasn't wearing his usual coat and was instead wearing a stupid pink-and-purple polka-dotted rain jacket that was too small for him. There was a blue baseball hat on his head, covering up his hair. "Everyone except for them on this bus is staring at us!"
Sure enough, everybody in the bus except for the bus driver and Yuma and Kotori, who were sitting a few seats up, were staring at the four kids wearing strange outfits.
"Well," Sarah thought about it, "at least we're disguised!"
"A disguise would be where nobody could tell that it's us and nobody would suspect us either." Shark said. "These clothes make it so that everybody's suspecting us!"
"I can't take this anymore." Kaito said and took off the stupid jacket and threw it out the window. "Orbital! We're leaving!"
There was no reply.
"Where's Orbital?" Kaito demanded.
"Oh, I made sure he wouldn't interfere." Sarah snickered slightly.
-meanwhile,backatSarah'shouse-
"You stupid girl! Let me out!" A mechanical voice yelled out from a closet in the basement. A 6 year old girl looked at the vibrating closet door curiously.
"Sis said there was a monster in here that would eat me if I let it out." She said slowly.
"Hey! Is someone out there?! Let me out of this stupid closet!" The voice yelled again. The little girl shrieked and ran out of the room.
She came back five minutes later with a plastic sword and shield, a poofy vest that apparently her armor, and a metal bucket on her head as a helmet.
"I'm going to protect our house from the monster!" She yelled.
-linebreakofsomesort-
"Yup, he's not getting here anytime soon!" Sarah nodded, satisfied with what she did. "So you're stuck here with us!"
"This is still a ridiculous plan." Shark said.
-3hoursearlier-
"Okay! I call forth this meeting of us people!" Sarah called, standing at the front of the table. Sitting around it was Rei, Kaito, and Shark. Astral was floating on the side.
"What's this even about?!" Shark said, propping himself on one elbow on the table, looking annoyed and bored at the same time.
"No doubt it's going to be something stupid." Kaito said.
"I need to use the bathroom, so just meaning well, can we do this later?" Rei put up his hand and asked.
"QUIET!" Sarah yelled and sighed. "Jeez! Okay, here's the plan!"
"See, told you it would be a stupid plan." Kaito said to Shark.
"You just said something stupid, you never said it was a plan." Shark said back.
"ANYWAY," Sarah interrupted. "I call this 'Operation Make Skyshipping Canon!'" She said as she took a huge chalk board with a pile of writing on it and pushed it to the front of the table proudly. At the top was the name of the operation in huge bold letters.
"What?"
"I only understood half of those words." Kaito stated bluntly.
"Okay, basically, Skyshipping is the pairing between Yuma and Kotori." Sarah explained. "I am a Skyshipper, meaning I believe that Yuma and Kotori belong together! And canon is what happens in the show. So, it's basically like saying that Kaito and Haruto are brothers is canon. And since the real characters of the show are here, what happens here is canon!"
"So you want to set up Yuma and Kotori together, literally making it official and 'canon'." Kaito said. "But aren't you just doing it because you like the idea of them being together?"
"Oh come on it'd be great if they could realize it!" Sarah protested. "Besides, I ship other ones too! I ship both Anxietyshipping and Proctorshipping, which is DroitexKaito and DroitexGauche,"
"What?!" Kaito yelled.
"and Determinationshipping, which is basically Cat and Takashi,"
"Um, sure?" Rei commented.
"and Accidentshipping, which is Rio and IV!" She finished happily.
"WHAT?!" Shark yelled. "Rio and IV?! What kind of sick and twisted mind—"
"Oh you know he rescued her from the fire and that was totally romantic," she said dreamily, "but anyways! Be glad I haven't told you guys about Keyshipping, Photonshipping, and Sharkbaitshipping!"
"What's that?" Rei asked.
"Oh, nothing at all!" She waved it off. "Anyway, here's what we do! I'm gonna tell Yuma and Kotori that we're all going to the movies! And then they'll go on the bus together, while we'll be at the back in disguise!"
"Won't they wonder why we're not with them?" Kaito said. "It'll be pretty suspicious if only they're the ones going."
"I'll say that we're all going, and then tell them to go ahead of us because we have some stuff to do! And then later I'll phone Kotori saying it turns out we're not able to make it so they just have to go together!"
"Isn't that the plan that friends use to get a girl and a guy together in those romance comedies?" Shark said.
The others stared at him.
"Rio made me watch a whole bunch of those with her!" He protested.
"Uh, sure…. Moving on!" Sarah said after snapping out of her shock. "We're just gonna follow them around on their day to make sure nothing goes wrong."
"Something always goes wrong on them." Shark began again. "Usually an interruption like a love rival or a kidnapper or something that causes trouble but in the end bonds them together more."
The others stared at him again.
"There were a whole bunch of romance movies she wanted to see!" Shark protested.
They still stared at him.
"It's true!"
"Sure it is." Kaito said sarcastically.
"Are you saying I actually watch those because I want to?!"
"I didn't say anything like that."
"You obviously thought it!"
"See, total Challengeshipping!" Sarah said, smiling in a fangirl way to Astral and Rei, who nodded in agreement.
"I see." Rei commented.
"Don't talk about us behind our backs!" The two guys yelled at them.
"You guys were totally asking for it." Sarah muttered. "But anyway, I've already explained the basic plan, so I'll just tell them about it and then we can start the operation!"
"Something always goes wrong on those though." Shark warned.
"Oh please, this is real life!" She waved the comment off. "There's no way anything'll go wrong! It'll be just fine!" Then she walked out of the room. "I dismiss this meeting!"
"Finally." Kaito muttered.
"Um," Rei put up his hand again.
"Bathroom's down the hall." Sarah pointed in a direction and Rei raced off that way.
As the others exited, Astral was left in the empty room, looking at the chalkboard covered with childish drawings of the plan. "I have a bad feeling about this."
-flashbackend-
"Oh it'll work out in the end!" Sarah said. "Anyway, we're here!"
The bus stopped off at a station and everyone exited. The four trailed Yuma and Kotori into the large movie theatre.
"How do you think think they're getting along?" Rei asked.
"Let's hope well, or else this entire plan would have been a waste." Shark said.
-yeahanotherlinebreakovertoYu maandKotori!-
"Hey Yuma?" Kotori turned to Yuma as the two of them walked into the movie theatre.
"Hm? What is it Kotori?" Yuma replied absentmindedly while looking at all of the posters of movies they could watch. "I've never even heard of all of these!"
"There's these four suspicious people who've been following us all the way here." Kotori said and pointed at the four outside, who immediately hid in a bush out of sight.
"Oh it's probably nothing. They probably just want to see a movie too."
"Yeah, that's probably it. Anyway, what do you want to watch?"
"Oh! Let's go watch that one! Or that one! Or that one!" Yuma began pointing at each poster in turn.
"We have to decide on only one—"
"Hey Kotori! Do you have extra money for popcorn?!" Yuma yelled as he ran to the snack booth. "How about drinks?!"
Kotori watched him run around excitedly. She sighed inwardly. Honestly, she was a bit happy when Sarah had called her and told her that the rest of them couldn't make it. Some alone time with Yuma. But then, Yuma could be really thick sometimes. She doubted he would ever really realize her feelings.
"Kotori, you coming or not?!" Yuma yelled at her cheerfully, snapping her from her thoughts.
"I'm coming! Slow down a bit!" She said as she ran over to him. He already had money out and was buying popcorn and drinks for the both of them. The brown-haired girl at the counter handed him the bag of popcorn and two cokes for him as Kotori arrived. Yuma handed Kotori her drink.
"Have fun at the movies with your girlfriend!" The counter girl called out to them. Both of their faces immediately turned red from embarrassment.
"S-She's not my girlfriend!"
"Yuma is not my boyfriend!"
"Sure sure enjoy your movie!" She shooed them off, then as Yuma left, she waved Kotori to come over. She came over nervously.
"What?" Kotori asked. The counter girl leaned down and whispered to her.
"Don't worry, he'll come around."
Kotori's face turned even redder with her blushing. "He's really not my boyfriend!"
"Mmhm! Now go enjoy your movie with him! And try to hold his hand at some points!" She patted Kotori on the shoulder and then pushed her away to Yuma. Kotori stumbled, then looked at her weirdly before catching up with Yuma.
The counter girl sighed before pulling off her wig. Black hair tumbled out and Sarah looked behind the stand. "Okay, it's good you guys!"
Kaito, Shark, and Rei walked out. "The guards and employees have all been taken care of." Shark said. Behind them was a pile of people bound and unconscious.
"Uh…. I was hoping you'd just lock them away somewhere… but this works too!" Sarah shrugged.
"Was that really necessary?" Kaito asked.
"I really wanted to do that!" She replied.
". . . so it wasn't?"
"Yup!"
Kaito stared at her, and sighed.
"Anyway, what are we supposed to do now?" Rei asked. "And what are we supposed to do with them?"
"Hmm….." Sarah smiled evilly. "I got an idea…."
-10minuteslater-
"Poke a person! Poke an important person! Just 5 bucks!" Sarah yelled at the front of the movie theatre. All of the unconscious people were sitting in chairs and dressed up in outfits to make them look like famous people, like George Washington and others. There was a line up to her, and people would give her five bucks, then have fun poking the unconscious people.
"This is your idea?" Shark said, looking back and forth between the unconscious people and her.
"I'm earning money, so what's the problem?" She waved the stack of five dollar bills in her hand at him. "Oh cheer up! I'm buying more cards later on, and I'll buy you guys some coffee at Starbucks or something!"
One of the people sitting on the chairs began to wake up. "Wha—" Shark hit a spot on his neck and he fell back unconscious.
"This is a ridiculous idea." Kaito said. "And why are these people actually paying to poke unconscious people? It's just plain stupid! Shouldn't the person actually be awake so that the people can see them react?! This is so stupid!"
Sarah stared at him. She took out a roll of duct tape.
-10moreminuteslater-
"Poke a Kaito! Poke a Kaito! This person's name is Kaito and you can poke him for five bucks!" Sarah called. Kaito was tied up and restrained to a chair behind her by at least 5 rolls of pure duct tape. Shark facepalmed behind her, and Rei looked at Kaito tied up curiously.
Kaito screamed from underneath all of the duct tape, but it was muffled from the stuff over his mouth. Some people would pay her the money, then poke him in the stomach and laugh at him not being able to do anything.
"I feel sorry for him." Rei said to Sarah.
"Oh whatever. I'll buy him a coffee later or something." Sarah waved it off. "Anyway, I gotta go. Be back in a while." Then she walked back into the movie theatre.
Inside was Yuma and Kotori arguing about something. They were pretty mad and yelling at each other, and the arguement was getting pretty heated, which was bad. Sarah stopped near the entrance to listen
"You're so immature!"
"How am I immature?!"
"Everything about you is immature! I can't believe it! You don't understand anything!"
"You girls keep on going on about your feelings! How am I supposed to understand it?!"
"Maybe you should actually listen and try Yuma!"
"Maybe you should actually see if I care first Kotori!"
"AARGH!" Sarah watched as they both stormed off to opposite ends of the movie theatre to get away from each other.
"Um… okay this is not part of the plan…." She said to herself as she went into the washrooms and went into a stall. "Oh jeez what am I supposed to do about this…."
"Yuma, oh Yuma's so annoying sometimes!" She heard from outside and peeked through the slit in the stall door. Kotori had just walked in and was splashing her face with water. "Why couldn't Sarah and Rei and the others come… Yuma just doesn't understand anything sometimes!"
Sarah wondered if maybe she should go out and try to make Kotori feel better. But then Kotori would probably freak out and wonder why she was there and then her plan would be completly ruined. Nah, she'd stay right where she was. Spying on Kotori from the washroom stall.
Then a weird man all bundled up in black clothes came in and Sarah mentally freaked out. There weren't supposed to be men in the girls washroom. And he seemed to be heading right for Kotori. She didn't realize though, cause she was still mumbling about Yuma and washing her face. This was bad. What if he was a pervert? What if he was after Kotori?! Oh my god she had read fanfiction of what would happen when a man came into a public washroom when there was only one girl there! She really needed to do something!
The man tapped Kotori's shoulder. "Excuse me?"
"Yes, what?" Kotori turned around, then was about to yell when the man took a card out. It began to shine red and Kotori stopped.
"Barian World…." Kotori said, as if under some spell.
"Oh…." Sarah stared at them from behind the washroom stall door. "This is bad…."
Me: Aaaaaand, next chap's gonna have a duel, so I'll be working on it now! Another duel….
Astral: You're the person who decided to write a fanfiction for a fandom that solves all of its problems with a card game.
Me: Oh well, see ya in a while! Review, like favourite, follow, subscribe, eat some cake man it's our tenth chapter anniversary! KAREOKE!
Kimi wa sugu atama ni "dōse..." to tsukeru
Sore wa akirameru koto yokan shiteita no kai?
Kimi wa jibun no yume o "murida." to warau
Sore o warau koto mo dekinai boku wa okashī kai?
Boku o sasaeta "uta" o kondo wa boku ga kimi ni utau ban dakara
Koko ni sengen shiyō ka
(They must be felt with the heart.)
Boku no inochi aru kagiri wa kimi no chīsai chīsai mikata de iru koto o
Mimi o suma se te goran
(They must be felt with the heart.)
Shagami kon da machikado
Hora, kono kyoku o todoke yō
"Boku wa kibō tōri no michi o susumu"
Dore dake hantai saretemo oshi kiri mezashi ta
Boku wa ima kōshite koe hibika se
Kimi o kokoro hagemasu koto no dekiru kenri o te ni shita
Sōdan shita yoru mo sono me no oku ni wa kotae ga chiratsui teru
Kimi wa tada senaka oshi te hoshī dake nandarō natte
Ima wa muku de, ima wa muchi na, ima ga ugoku
Koko ni sengen shiyō ka
(They must be felt with the heart.)
Boku no inochi aru kagiri wa kimi no chīsai chīsai mikata de iru koto o
Sukoshi no misu nante kakikeshite yareru gurai no
(They must be felt with the heart.)
Ātisuto ni naru kara
Hora, suki ni yareba ii
Me: Like I said before, review and all that! You can have cake and brownies today! Bye!
